Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

[Amarth]

granted, but they're 1 bajillion scoville.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again.

 

[Saffron]

granted, but they're 1 bajillion scoville.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again.

Granted. You joined the homeless in LA.

I wish as I get older my eyesight would improve instead of getting worse.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted. You joined the homeless in LA.

I wish as I get older my eyesight would improve instead of getting worse.

Granted, but as your eyesight improves, your ability to feel things you touch gets worse.

I wish my IQ would permanently increase by 1 point per second for 24 hours without any detrimental effects to my physical or mental wellbeing.

 

[hushed]

Granted, but as your eyesight improves, your ability to feel things you touch gets worse.

I wish my IQ would permanently increase by 1 point per second for 24 hours without any detrimental effects to my physical or mental wellbeing.

Granted, but the humans are going to recognize you are sentient in a couple hours and unplug you.

I wish this was a 3 day weekend.

 

[Amarth]

Granted, but the hours are down to 30 min durations.

I wish I were on a beach.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but the hours are down to 30 min durations.

I wish I were on a beach.

Granted, but the beach is infested with scorpions and the water with sharks.

I wish I didn't have to pee.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but the beach is infested with scorpions and the water with sharks.

I wish I didn't have to pee.

Granted but now it is number 2.

I wish I didn't have to pee (waiting on bonus scenes on guardians 3)

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted but now it is number 2.

I wish I didn't have to pee (waiting on bonus scenes on guardians 3)

Granted, you now need to vomit, and you have to hold it until the bonus scenes play, but the film is paused.

I wish for someone else to wish something.

 

[Knightly]

Granted but now they wish you’d never wished for that and we’re caught in a time paradox.

I wish you’d never wished for that.

 

[Sic]

Granted but now they wish you’d never wished for that and we’re caught in a time paradox.

I wish you’d never wished for that.

granted, but i still have to pee

i wish you had to pee instead

 

[Boring]

Granted, but that was a work piss test and you failed/were fired.

I wish my house would magically pack itself for our move.

 

[swootton]

Granted, but that was a work piss test and you failed/were fired.

I wish my house would magically pack itself for our move.

Granted, it condensises itself so fast it turns into a blackhole from the amount of energy
I wish I had infinite money withought crashing the economy and living in 2023 but time still progreses

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had infinite money withought crashing the economy and living in 2023 but time still progreses

Granted but your money is only usable playing Monopoly.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me......

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted but your money is only usable playing Monopoly.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me......

Granted, you're currently getting the mustard and relish spa treatment

I wish I could reach that itchy spot between my shoulder blades

 

[swootton]

Granted, you're currently getting the mustard and relish spa treatment

I wish I could reach that itchy spot between my shoulder blades

granted but your shoulder blades become blades and you lose both your arms
I wish for a dog

 

[hushed]

granted but your shoulder blades become blades and you lose both your arms
I wish for a dog

Granted. Your new dog loves you so much he humps your head every night just after you go to sleep.

I wish I was eating gummy nerds.

 

[Zath]

Granted. Your new dog loves you so much he humps your head every night just after you go to sleep.

I wish I was eating gummy nerds.

Granted. Your nerdy friends have all turned to gummies and you are now a cannibal.

I wish work days were 4 hrs not 8+.

 

[hushed]

Granted. Your nerdy friends have all turned to gummies and you are now a cannibal.

I wish work days were 4 hrs not 8+.

Granted, you only work 4 hours a day and you are now living in a van down by the river.

I wish it wasn't hotter than a hoochie coochie.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish it wasn't hotter than a hoochie coochie.

Granted, for the rest of your life all hoochie coochie will be cold as ice. 🥶

I wish I wasn't driving 4hrs for an 80yr old's birthday party.

 

[durango773]

Granted, for the rest of your life all hoochie coochie will be cold as ice. 🥶

I wish I wasn't driving 4hrs for an 80yr old's birthday party.

Granted, your doing for the funeral.

I wish road construction actually got done on time.

 

[hushed]

Granted, your doing for the funeral.

I wish road construction actually got done on time.

Granted, the road construction will be done on time, but it's now a virus and you have it. Please stop spreading road construction everywhere you go. They have a cure for it now.

I wish you would drop the bomb tonight.