Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

[Sic]

Granted - you now have the mental image of post as a Salvador Dali painting at all times

I wish I had a large sub from Pat's Steaks in Philly right now

granted but you have to get me one too (and i dunno what pat's steaks is)

I wish I wasn't so tired lately :p

 

[jfrazi]

granted but you have to get me one too (and i dunno what pat's steaks is)

I wish I wasn't so tired lately :p

Pat's King of Steaks® Since 1930

Pat's King of Steaks® is the originator and inventor of the steak and cheesesteak sandwich. Owned by the Olivieri family for almost 90 years, and still our only location at 9th & Wharton in Philadelphia. Stop by the next time you're in the neighborhood to enjoy an original, classic cheesesteak.

www.patskingofsteaks.com

soooo gooood.....drooool....

 

[Trackex]

Pat's King of Steaks® Since 1930

Pat's King of Steaks® is the originator and inventor of the steak and cheesesteak sandwich. Owned by the Olivieri family for almost 90 years, and still our only location at 9th & Wharton in Philadelphia. Stop by the next time you're in the neighborhood to enjoy an original, classic cheesesteak.

www.patskingofsteaks.com

soooo gooood.....drooool....

Granted, but you have to eat the sandwitch after being drown in YaHoo chocolate drink.

I wish I wasn't so dependent upon MQ2 to have fun in EQ anymore and patch days didn't suck.

 

[kikshaiz]

Granted, but you have to eat the sandwitch after being drown in YaHoo chocolate drink.

I wish I wasn't so dependent upon MQ2 to have fun in EQ anymore and patch days didn't suck.

Granted, but lag chain disconnects you.

i wish the everlasting gobbstopper was truly everlasting

 

[killerclown]

Granted but its made of razor blades.

i wish i had never ending accounts with paid scripts

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but you've been sucked into an endless infinite abyss where time is meaningless. Also there's no internet connection.

I wish i had an extra day between Sunday and Monday...

 

[kikshaiz]

Granted, but everyday is now Tuesday..

i wish people actually did the job they were paid to do.

 

[swootton]

Granted, but everyday is now Tuesday..

i wish people actually did the job they were paid to do.

Granted but the only job available is sleeping
I wish for a new laptop to play more eq

 

[Sic]

Granted but the only job available is sleeping
I wish for a new laptop to play more eq

granted but you play on the test server

I wish for a delish cheeseburger for lunch

 

[Psy]

Granted, but it was made by @hytiek and since we've since his version of what he calls a sloppy joe, it's a sad rendition of a cheeseburger and leaves you forever wanting a real cheeseburger.

I wish I could learn to write Lua in under 30 minutes

 

[a_moss_snake]

Granted, but it was made by @hytiek and since we've since his version of what he calls a sloppy joe, it's a sad rendition of a cheeseburger and leaves you forever wanting a real cheeseburger.

I wish I could learn to write Lua in under 30 minutes

Granted, but your mental capacity shrinks so you're only good for hello world.

I wished my gf would like spicy.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but your mental capacity shrinks so you're only good for hello world.

I wished my gf would like spicy.

granted, but now she only wants 15/10 spicy and is in the bathroom 24/7.

I wish hytiek could read :'(

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but your mental capacity shrinks so you're only good for hello world.

I wished my gf would like spicy.

Granted, but now everything is a subtitle even in real life and they can no longer distinguish between a joke and a serious subtitle.

I wish I knew how this thread is still alive.

 

[jfrazi]

Granted - but now every time someone adds to it you hear a lil buzz in your head to remind you it is still ALIVE!

I wish I could lose weight like I used to be able to 25 years ago without trying so hard

 

[Trixster28]

Granted - but now every time someone adds to it you hear a lil buzz in your head to remind you it is still ALIVE!

I wish I could lose weight like I used to be able to 25 years ago without trying so hard

Granted - but now with weight loss comes hair loss

I wish that you could visit people in Heaven.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted - but now with weight loss comes hair loss

I wish that you could visit people in Heaven.

Granted, but when you leave you have a 367 day layover in hell.

I wish this buzzing in my head would go away.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but when you leave you have a 367 day layover in hell.

I wish this buzzing in my head would go away.

Granted, but now you are forced to hit refresh on this thread every 5 seconds until it hits 1k replies...

I wish my dog understood what I was telling him...

 

[519helvis]

granted but now your dog still sleeps on the bed when your not home regardless

i wish DPG could finally get something right and fix this dx11 debacle

 

[durango773]

granted but now your dog still sleeps on the bed when your not home regardless

i wish DPG could finally get something right and fix this dx11 debacle

Granted, but they declare bankruptcy the next day.

I wish @hytiek had normal sized hands..

 

[519helvis]

Granted, but they declare bankruptcy the next day.

I wish @hytiek had normal sized hands..

granted now everyone has @hytiek size hands except you thus becoming the new norm, youll now be known as tinyhands

i wish groceries wouldnt cost a weeks pay anymore

 

[jfrazi]

granted - but now they cost 2 weeks pay

I wish I would have bought more krono when they were in the shop

 

[swootton]

granted - but now they cost 2 weeks pay

I wish I would have bought more krono when they were in the shop

Granted but they were 1000 redcent
I wish I had krono

 

[Robban]

Granted but they were 1000 redcent
I wish I had krono

Granted, but they no longer work as EQ payment
I wish everyone would redcent my posts.

 

[swootton]

Granted, but they no longer work as EQ payment
I wish everyone would redcent my posts.

Granted but instead of giving you redcent it takes away your redcent

I wish I had a max level of every class on every server

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had a max level of every class on every server

Granted but the max level has been changed to 1

I wish I had the will power to walk away when I hit "camp" and not stare for the the 30 seconds to see if a rare spawns.

 

[Peppe]

Granted but the max level has been changed to 1

I wish I had the will power to walk away when I hit "camp" and not stare for the the 30 seconds to see if a rare spawns.

Granted.

But your camp is filled with other campers.

I wish I could remember more irl :P

 

[Grpsmashin]

Granted.

But your camp is filled with other campers.

I wish I could remember more irl :P

Granted, but you will always forget 30 seconds after remembering each thing in an endless loop.

I wish I could work from home and get paid more!

 

[eqranger24]

Granted, but you will always forget 30 seconds after remembering each thing in an endless loop.

I wish I could work from home and get paid more!

Granted but now your a monkey proctologist and you are paid in ripen bananas.
I wish had the ability to make the world happy.

 

[RobRenfro]

Granted if I can blame the stroke or the brain tumors I do.

I wish all the girls on Everquest were actually girls. And wanted to fornicate with me. Yeah that's all.

 

[RobRenfro]

Granted, but your U and A keys are reversed, a detail you consistently forget.

I wish I could counterfeit any kind of ticket/receipts to get free entry into events.

Granted replace the C and X keys give me a sec.

I wish Big Dick pills really worked. Ohhh booo. Secretly so do all of you!!!

 

[Tonydews]

Granted replace the C and X keys give me a sec.

I wish Big Dick pills really worked. Ohhh booo. Secretly so do all of you!!!

Granted, but your buttocks will inflate to a size that doesn't go unnoticed for anyone you come across in the street.

I wish desserts made your metabolism faster and rapidly lose weight as a result.

 

[postleaf]

Granted but now you look like Christian bale in the end of the machinist

I wish I could go visit the mountains

 

[RobRenfro]

Granted but now you look like Christian bale in the end of the machinist

I wish I could go visit the mountains

Granted but the mountains have moved to downtown Manhattan

 

[RangerDanger13]

Granted but the mountains have moved to downtown Manhattan

I wish Robren911 made a wish so I would have something to Monkey Paw change...

 

[Kingkiller71]

Granted, but he wrote it in white ink on a white page with no way of reading it.
I wish Id discovered Red Guides sooner.

 

[FiniteMatter]

Granted - however you can only play EQ while your star is visible to you.

I wish I had an upgraded computer.

 

[jfrazi]

Granted - but it always detects MQ as a malware and will never let it load!

I wish I had monies to spend on Prime Days

 

[epicbabe]

Granted - but the internet just went down and now you cannot get online to shop!

I wish I could be happy all day, every day.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but you are now a golden retriever and can no longer play eq

I wish there wasn't so much traffic on the road every morning...

 

[swootton]

Granted, but you are now a golden retriever and can no longer play eq

I wish there wasn't so much traffic on the road every morning...

Granted but now every car travels at a speed of 10 mph
I wish redguides had an emu server