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Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

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Come on, pal! I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me!

How to play:
  1. Grant the previous poster's wish but with a terrible twist that ruins it in some way.
  2. Make your own wish for the next person to twist.

Examples:
Billy: I wish for a new server!
Bob: Granted, but it's truebox. I wish to win this contest!
Bort: Granted, but the prize is the worst advertisement in EverQuest history. I wish for... etc.


🎁Prize🎁

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  • The aformentioned EverQuest Trilogy advertisement, perfectly preserved and shipped to your mailbox.

Rules:
No purchase necessary. The contest ends on the 1,000th post, a winner randomly selected. Each reply is an entry.
Drawing will be held in-game on the Vox server, by use of /random. Time & location of the /random will be posted after contest ends, you are welcome to attend.
Posting with multiple accounts, or screwing with the contest will lead to certain doom.
 
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I'll kick things off:

I wish I could stay up all day and night with no ill effects.
Granted you don't have I'll effects - but days and nights are now random lengths of time. Rip your plants.

I wish for gum that keeps flavor forever.
 
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Granted you don't have I'll effects - but days and nights are now random lengths of time. Rip your plants.

I wish for gum that keeps flavor forever.
granted, but the only flavor of gum that exists is vomit.

i wish i had perfect vision in order to see multiple eq screens in all their glory.
 

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Granted, but you are crazy so they run all over the place.

I wish /travelto would use transportation clicks.
granted, but they take you to the wrong place

I wish burd never got confused opening a door with "push/pull" choices
 

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Granted, but it is literally on the back of a fly, unreadable and small.

I wish everything wasn't so damn expensive.
Granted, prices are slashed in half, but everything also only lasts half as long. food portions are also halved

I wish levels 90-110 moved quicker
 
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Granted, prices are slashed in half, but everything also only lasts half as long. food portions are also halved

I wish levels 90-110 moved quicker
Granted levels 90-110 will be quicker, but an extra 110 levels and 200k aa’s are added.

I wish i were a little bit taller, i wish i was baller…
 

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