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    a. Do not replace your voice with an LLM. This goes for your posts and your scripts. Drafting and editing with a tool is fine, but don't take you out of what you share.
    b. Do not replace your EQ character's voice with an LLM. We don't want scripts that speak over /ooc, /shout or other public channels. This has been an unwritten rule that's kept casino scripts off the site for decades, but we're now compelled to make it clear: keep automated communication private.

    Why Does RG Review Scripts?
    Nearly every LLM-written Lua script we see is making your character do impossible things, and rarely in a way that's beneficial to you. We've seen heavy server hammering, /target over impossible distances when /nav spawn would passively accomplish the same thing, a spawn search that fires 20+ times per second, and other pointless actions that are likely annoying GMs.

    You are welcome to use LLMs as a tool to structure, draft, and edit your work, but please read critically before hitting /lua run

Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (3 Viewers)

Granted, but when you start again all of the time paused hits you at once.

I wish I could pull any item I want from a magical bag.

You can do so, but every item comes with random body parts. Sentient, ambulatory body parts that are deeply attracted to you.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist that I could charge excessive fees to see in concert
 
You can do so, but every item comes with random body parts. Sentient, ambulatory body parts that are deeply attracted to you.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist that I could charge excessive fees to see in concert
Granted, you have a pianist that is 12 inches long that pounds his head on the keys and only knows one song, the theme from Jaws.

I wish it at least knew more than one song.
 
Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw

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