Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (3 Viewers)

[postleaf]

Granted, but each wish comes with an expiry date of yesterday.

i wish suspension waves were actual water

granted, but now also every eq zone is a water zone

I wish I had something better than leftovers to eat

 

[Doc James]

Granted, but all the better food causes excessive flatulence

I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day

 

[postleaf]

Granted, you're now on Venus where you have approximately 5000 hour days. Unfortunately there is also no internet.

I wish @Doc James was not on Venus so he could red cent my hilarious comment

 

[swootton]

Wish granted hes not on venus hes on jupitor and right before he clicks the button he moves out of satelite range

I wish for infinite mushroom spinach omeltes because their tasty.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish for infinite mushroom spinach omeltes because their tasty.

Granted but the eggs are dehydrated and your only available liquid is from the nudist camp's jacuzzi.

I wish Redbot chose 445 and not 1000 posts

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but they are 445 used fence posts and you are required to store therm on your bed.

I wish my mage would get the epic piece drop that its been camping since yesterday...

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but they are 445 used fence posts and you are required to store therm on your bed.

I wish my mage would get the epic piece drop that its been camping since yesterday...

Granted, but the body disappears before you can loot it.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish every time I told the previous person what was wrong with their wish.

 

[swootton]

Wish granted you now have to pray instead.

I wish cwtn plugins were available on emu.

 

[Littch]

I wish cwtn plugins were available on emu.

Granted but they cost 2x as much and do not have 1/2 the functionality.

I wish I had the money to make a new version of EverQuest

 

[swootton]

I wish cwtn plugins were available on emu.

Granted but they cost 2x as much and do not have 1/2 the functionality.

I wish I had the money to make a new version of EverQuest

Wish granted, but no one plays the new version you make.
I wish, I could get my friends into EverQuest.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish, I could get my friends into EverQuest.

Granted, now all of your friends live in Oggok.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me.

 

[swootton]

Wish granted, you are now an Oscar Meyer Wiener and due to the power of the Oscar Meyer Wiener you have no ill affect
I also wish i was an Oscar Meyer Wiener so i could hang out with @Oldman66

 

[Oldman66]

I also wish i was an Oscar Meyer Wiener so i could hang out with @Oldman66

Granted but now were both in Oggok sitting on a cold stone bench starving.

I wish I didn't start watching cop audit videos on YouTube

 

[swootton]

Wish granted, you didn't start watching them I did then we started watching them together!
I wish we had a 3rd person to watch cop audit videos on youtube.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Wish granted, you didn't start watching them I did then we started watching them together!
I wish we had a 3rd person to watch cop audit videos on youtube.

Granted, but the whole time I'm complaining about how the cammer is an idiot.

I wish cop audit videos showed more good cops.

 

[Littch]

Granted, but the whole time I'm complaining about how the cammer is an idiot.

I wish cop audit videos showed more good cops.

Wish granted, but then we would see why we don’t have more good cops because we would be watching a lot of videos of the idiots they have to deal with.

I wish I didn’t have to be a work today
And was playing EQ

 

[postleaf]

NULL granted. The monkey's paw has crashed trying to access a null wish

I wish @Littch had made a wish...

 

[Littch]

NULL granted. The monkey's paw has crashed trying to access a null wish

I wish @Littch had made a wish...

I saw right after I posted I had left off my wish

So I edited my post

I wish I didn’t have to be a work today
And was playing EQ

 

[swootton]

Wish granted, he wished that you got banned from all eq servers.

I wish cwtn didn't complain about the cameraman.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Wish granted, he wished that you got banned from all eq servers.

I wish cwtn didn't complain about the cameraman.

Granted, but now I complain about the camera.

I wish Swootton complained about the camera man.

 

[swootton]

Wish granted but now with our combined complaining @Oldman66 start to complain about us.

I wish we all stopped complaining about things.

 

[epicbabe]

Wish granted but now with our combined complaining @Oldman66 start to complain about us.

I wish we all stopped complaining about things.

Granted, but you all got into a fight, beat each other up, and now have your jaws wired shut from being broken.

I wish I had a cheeseburger

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but you all got into a fight, beat each other up, and now have your jaws wired shut from being broken.

I wish I had a cheeseburger

Granted, but they accidentally wired your jaw shut as well. So you can only look at it.

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[swootton]

Granted but you crash on the way to collect it leaving you immobile so you can't spend it.

I wish I had more friends.

 

[nicesandwiches]

Granted but they all spend way too long at your house and start making passive aggressive requests about going out and having rl adventures...

I wish my knee worked properly

 

[TheFiddler]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, that one knee only bends backwards and it feels right and good. Your hip does not cooperate with the reverse bending knee and this makes it very difficult to walk and impossible to run with one leg operating fluidly in the right direction opposed to that one knee which wants to operate backwards.

I wish for better memory recall.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish for better memory recall.

Granted but now you write down every single thought on paper so you can recollect.

I wish the prestige tag on items would drop off after they were a couple xpacs old.

 

[Kingkiller71]

Granted but now you write down every single thought on paper so you can recollect.

I wish the prestige tag on items would drop off after they were a couple xpacs old.

Granted but all of the stats were attached to the tags so the items are worthless.

I wish when my body dies, there is an option to upload my consciousness to Norrath.

 

[durango773]

Granted but all of the stats were attached to the tags so the items are worthless.

I wish when my body dies, there is an option to upload my consciousness to Norrath.

Granted, but since it DBG's, your asleep and crash the server whenever you wake up.

I wish i had MQ tools to do RL boring task (looking at you work)...

 

[Oldman66]

I wish i had MQ tools to do RL boring task (looking at you work)...

Granted, but everything comes back with errors that you can't decipher.

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

[stvski]

granted, but he only knows how to make peanut butter and sardine sandwiches

I wish it was summer already

 

[durango773]

granted, but he only knows how to make peanut butter and sardine sandwiches

I wish it was summer already

Granted, but your moving to Australia.

I wish I had tacos and beer right now for the 75 degree weather.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but it's 75 kelvin and your beer is frozen. Also you are an ice cube.

I wish I didn't have to wait in massive traffic on the way home...

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I didn't have to wait in massive traffic on the way home...

Granted, but you live in your 1980 Yugo so there's no need to be in traffic.

I wish MQ2Bard was upon us.

 

[durango773]

Granted, but you live in your 1980 Yugo so there's no need to be in traffic.

I wish MQ2Bard was upon us.

Granted, but bards have been removed from EQ.

I wish more people knew about Yugo's (outside of us middle aged folks here).

 

[kaen01]

Granted, but bards have been removed from EQ.

I wish more people knew about Yugo's (outside of us middle aged folks here).

Granted you now live in 1980's russia, and works as sewer cleaner.

I wish i had Durangos dogs.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish i had Durangos dogs.

Granted but Durango is forever pissed off at you for eating his dogs!

I wish spam callers had to pay each recipient of their calls whether answered or not.

 

[Sic]

I wish spam callers had to pay each recipient of their calls whether answered or not.

granted!

I wish i would stop getting bronchitis that lasts for weeks at a time

 

[swootton]

Granted you know get bronchitis that last for months at a time!


I wish I didn't have to take English classes.

 

[swootton]

don't mind me ... bump