Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (4 Viewers)

[Redfrog]

Granted, but every time you wish for something I tell you it's granted and nothing happens.

I wish I could assign skill points in real life, and had a skill tree that would should me the pre-requisites for unlocking other higher tier skills.

Granted, but if you look, even a peek, at those higher skill tree skills, it locks them from you ever attaining them.

I wish I could be more clever at Monkey Paw...I always end up with a paw up my behind.

 

[Redmonkey]

Granted but now you have to remove paw from said area and lick it

I wish I had not said that

 

[Joakhan]

Granted, but every time you wish for something I tell you it's granted and nothing happens.

I wish I could assign skill points in real life, and had a skill tree that would should me the pre-requisites for unlocking other higher tier skills.

Granted, but the pre-requisites are in-attainable and there’s no way to earn enough XP.

I wish ram prices would come down.

 

[Cannonballdex]

Granted, but the pre-requisites are in-attainable and there’s no way to earn enough XP.

I wish ram prices would come down.

Granted, RAM prices come down, but your computer now forgets everything whenever you switch tabs.

I wish I could always think of something better to say.

 

[ycleptjah]

Granted, RAM prices come down, but your computer now forgets everything whenever you switch tabs.

I wish I could always think of something better to say.

Granted, but you can only THINK of it, you don't get to actually say it.

I wish my toddler wasn't so insane.

 

[Joakhan]

Granted, but you can only THINK of it, you don't get to actually say it.

I wish my toddler wasn't so insane.

Granted, but you end up with a nerdy, moody teenager focused on fixing the world and railing against everything you’ve ever done.

I wish I lived in the Norwegian mountains in a beautiful cabin on the seaside.

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted, but you end up with a nerdy, moody teenager focused on fixing the world and railing against everything you’ve ever done.

I wish I lived in the Norwegian mountains in a beautiful cabin on the seaside.

Granted, but your nearest neighbor is a very smelly Troll who's on a registry

I wish the battery in my car hadn't drained while I was locked in for the past week

 

[kaleep]

Granted, but your nearest neighbor is a very smelly Troll who's on a registry

I wish the battery in my car hadn't drained while I was locked in for the past week

granted, but your car's battery didn't die because someone stole your car, You'll find it next week at the bottom of a lake.

I wish Jury duty wasn't so dull.

 

[B_I_G__D_A_D_D_Y]

granted, but your car's battery didn't die because someone stole your car, You'll find it next week at the bottom of a lake.

I wish Jury duty wasn't so dull.

Your next jury trial is for the dancing staff of a strip club.

I wish I knew how to earn more redcents!

 

[pasthiml]

Wish granted, look at Redcents changed thread, but will probably change again before you done reading.
I wish EQ would put out better content.

 

[Atrocity]

Wish granted, look at Redcents changed thread, but will probably change again before you done reading.
I wish EQ would put out better content.

Granted, but it's a new Stormhammer server with the price commensurate with the original and adjusted for Inflation. (about $75 a month)

I wish I had big ol leathery bat wings IRL that I could fly with, physics be damned.

 

[Peppe]

Granted, but you can only THINK of it, you don't get to actually say it.

I wish my toddler wasn't so insa

Granted, but it's a new Stormhammer server with the price commensurate with the original and adjusted for Inflation. (about $75 a month)

I wish I had big ol leathery bat wings IRL that I could fly with, physics be damned.

Granted, but you need human blood as food source or you starve.

I wish the next user who reply do this get his/her wish to come true.

 

[Joakhan]

Granted, but you need human blood as food source or you starve.

I wish the next user who reply do this get his/her wish to come true.

Granted, my wish came true but was ruined and I’ll never forgive you.

I wish my phone’s keyboard was bigger so my fat thumbs could type better.

 

[arcreactorkc]

Granted, my wish came true but was ruined and I’ll never forgive you.

I wish my phone’s keyboard was bigger so my fat thumbs could type better.

Granted but your thumbs also grew at a commensurate rate.

 

[Redmonkey]

Granted but your thumbs also grew at a commensurate rate.

You have no wish so you get just that.......nothing!

I wish they had not changed reds, will they soon be blue like when the forum changed

 

[TheDinkles]

You have no wish so you get just that.......nothing!

I wish they had not changed reds, will they soon be blue like when the forum changed

Granted. Reds are back exactly how they were before. Unfortunately, so is the rest of the website. Welcome back to 2007. Hope you like 1024×768 and Internet Explorer 7.

I wish everything from 2007 was as good as I remember it (except IE, that sucked hard)

 

[Joakhan]

Granted. Reds are back exactly how they were before. Unfortunately, so is the rest of the website. Welcome back to 2007. Hope you like 1024×768 and Internet Explorer 7.

I wish everything from 2007 was as good as I remember it (except IE, that sucked hard)

Granted, It is, but you’re forever trapped farming neopets currency in a sweatshop.

I wish for endless steak dinners

 

[dal98]

Granted, It is, but you’re forever trapped farming neopets currency in a sweatshop.

I wish for endless steak dinners

Granted, but it's always severely undercooked and grizzly.

I wish full only f2p accounts could spend more than 250 in aa.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but it's always severely undercooked and grizzly.

I wish full only f2p accounts could spend more than 250 in aa.

Granted, but you need to sub the account, earn the AA's while you have a sub, and then stop subbing once you've maxed out your AA's! (This is actually real lol)

I wish I got a $1 from everyone in the world once a year.