Granted, but if you look, even a peek, at those higher skill tree skills, it locks them from you ever attaining them.
I wish I could be more clever at Monkey Paw...I always end up with a paw up my behind.
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Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw
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I wish I could be more clever at Monkey Paw...I always end up with a paw up my behind.
Granted, but the pre-requisites are in-attainable and there’s no way to earn enough XP.
I wish ram prices would come down.
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Granted, RAM prices come down, but your computer now forgets everything whenever you switch tabs.
I wish I could always think of something better to say.
Granted, but you can only THINK of it, you don't get to actually say it.
I wish my toddler wasn't so insane.
Granted, but you end up with a nerdy, moody teenager focused on fixing the world and railing against everything you’ve ever done.
I wish I lived in the Norwegian mountains in a beautiful cabin on the seaside.
Granted, but your nearest neighbor is a very smelly Troll who's on a registry
I wish the battery in my car hadn't drained while I was locked in for the past week
granted, but your car's battery didn't die because someone stole your car, You'll find it next week at the bottom of a lake.
I wish Jury duty wasn't so dull.
Your next jury trial is for the dancing staff of a strip club.
I wish I knew how to earn more redcents!
Granted, but it's a new Stormhammer server with the price commensurate with the original and adjusted for Inflation. (about $75 a month)
I wish I had big ol leathery bat wings IRL that I could fly with, physics be damned.
Granted, but you need human blood as food source or you starve.
I wish the next user who reply do this get his/her wish to come true.
Granted, my wish came true but was ruined and I’ll never forgive you.
I wish my phone’s keyboard was bigger so my fat thumbs could type better.
Granted but your thumbs also grew at a commensurate rate.
You have no wish so you get just that.......nothing!
I wish they had not changed reds, will they soon be blue like when the forum changed
Granted. Reds are back exactly how they were before. Unfortunately, so is the rest of the website. Welcome back to 2007. Hope you like 1024×768 and Internet Explorer 7.
I wish everything from 2007 was as good as I remember it (except IE, that sucked hard)
Granted, It is, but you’re forever trapped farming neopets currency in a sweatshop.
I wish for endless steak dinners
Granted, but it's always severely undercooked and grizzly.
I wish full only f2p accounts could spend more than 250 in aa.
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Granted, but you need to sub the account, earn the AA's while you have a sub, and then stop subbing once you've maxed out your AA's! (This is actually real lol)
I wish I got a $1 from everyone in the world once a year.
Granted, but it’s in the form of the first currencies - cowrie shells.
I wish for beautiful weather
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Granted, but it lasts only 20 minutes and is followed by earth ending weather.
I wish I didn't need to make a wish every time I responded to one of these.
Granted! But now your wish becomes a tiny creature hiding in your closet.
I wish my feet didn't sweat so much.
Granted, but now you need to put lotion on them every night and you have to wear socks to bed
I wish my dogs would stop shaking me down for treats when I'm in the middle of a mission
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Granted, but some of them are residents of Texas and decide not to care.
I wish that wishing upon a star actually granted your wish.
Granted but those aren't really stars but pin holes in the curtain of night.
I wish I wasn't thinking about Highlander right now.
I'm a resident of Texas. Britney Griner played college ball at Baylor and Houston has the second largest gay population in the country behind San Francisco. I was honestly thinking about the sweltering heat here on the Gulf Coast, plus the giant cockroaches and mosquitoes. It won't cool off at all here until November and by April it will be in the 90s again.
Granted, you aren’t thinking of Highlander, but Sean Connery all day and all night.
I wish I had a sewing machine.
Granted, but it turns out the doomsday AI predictions are right and now you must bow to your new AI powered overlord... sewing machine. And it doesn't even have legs!
I wish my vehicle didn't leak oil all over the driveway
You have a maid, but it is just chatgpts new "muse" alternative that tells you bad advice.Granted now it does not run at all
I wish I had a maid.
I wish this new med.instatyes didnt make me feel absolutely terrible
Granted, but now everything else make's u feel terrible.
I wish i had a million dollar.
I wish i had a million dollar.
granted
I wish this eq xpac is awesome (and not their last, before you try and curse me)
Granted but the neighbor cut the tree down because it was on their property
I wish I was retired
Granted but now you have to play checkers before bed every night.
I wish my idea for a new business selling digital .ico files takes off.