Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (4 Viewers)

[Sic]

Granted but now every car travels at a speed of 10 mph
I wish redguides had an emu server

granted, but not eq emu is hello kitty island

I wish we were closer to completing this monkey paw game!

 

[Oldman66]

I wish we were closer to completing this monkey paw game!

Granted, we are one reply closer to ending this game.

I wish I could sleep through the night.

 

[Psy]

I wish we were closer to completing this monkey paw game!

Granted. It sits dormant for 3 years until someone necro's it for you (per the usual).

I wish people would "auto leave" their dang familiars. Tired of looking at em during raids!

EDIT - Oldman beat me to it

 

[swootton]

Granted, we are one reply closer to ending this game.

I wish I could sleep through the night.

Granted but now everytime is night and you sleep till the world ends
I wish iksar could play any class and get stat boosted

 

[durango773]

Granted but now everytime is night and you sleep till the world ends
I wish iksar could play any class and get stat boosted

granted, but its modern EQ and innate stats dont matter.
I wish i knew why my one tire lost 20PSI

 

[jimmy6154]

Granted, your neighbors dog sucked it out and now it has a huge bobble head!

I wish my asian wife could actually cook asian food....

 

[Oldman66]

I wish my asian wife could actually cook asian food....

Granted but she only cooks it for complete strangers.

I wish I had a little more time with lost loved ones.

 

[Skobbles]

I wish I had a little more time with lost loved ones.

Granted, but it's only with ones who you forgot and can't find.

I wish mod edit: "relgion and politics guy" had more empathy.

 

[swootton]

Granted, but it's only with ones who you forgot and can't find.

I wish mod edit: "relgion and politics guy" had more empathy.

granted the empathy they have towards people is transferred to Iksar
I wish people would understand iksar are the superior race

 

[Oldman66]

I wish people would understand iksar are the superior race

Granted but they are now the sole food source for Ogres and Trolls.

I wish I wasn't hungry and thinking about smoked Iksar tail.

 

[simcoe]

Granted but they are now the sole food source for Ogres and Trolls.

I wish I wasn't hungry and thinking about smoked Iksar tail.

Granted, but now you are overly-sated and you're thinking about the smell of your Iksar girlfriend's feet.

I wish I could combine the animosity, insidiousness, and wretchedness of the old Sullon Zek server with the Azerothian pvp realm i played in 2005/2006.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but now you're the target of all the animosity, insidiousness, and wretchedness.

I wish this was the 1000th post.

 

[swootton]

Granted, but now you're the target of all the animosity, insidiousness, and wretchedness.

I wish this was the 1000th post.

Granted but now the game ends at the 1 millionth post

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Sic]

Granted but now the game ends at the 1 millionth post

I wish I wasn't sick

congrats, now you're just Sic

wish I wasn't swootton

 

[swootton]

congrats, now you're just Sic

wish I wasn't swootton

Wish granted you're now an iksar

I wish I wasn't sic

 

[Sic]

Wish granted you're now an iksar

I wish I wasn't sic

granted you're not sic

but alas - you are not sick. pesky "My Nose Hair Won't Stop Growing Itis"

 

[swootton]

granted you're not sic

but alas - you are not sick. pesky "My Nose Hair Won't Stop Growing Itis"

your nose hair has stopped growing but now your bald
I wish I didn't have to write this essay for english

 

[Sic]

your nose hair has stopped growing but now your bald
I wish I didn't have to write this essay for english

granted - now you just get a blanket F - especially with the "your" instead of "you're"

I wish you didn't fail english

 

[postleaf]

Granted, he didn't fail because everyone now speaks only latin

velim i non habeo loqui lingua mortua!

 

[swootton]

Granted, he didn't fail because everyone now speaks only latin

velim i non habeo loqui lingua mortua!

Wish granted latin becomes a living being

I wish I made a 100 on my essay

 

[Sic]

Wish granted latin becomes a living being

I wish I made a 100 on my essay

granted you got a 100 on your essay, but it is 100 / 1000

I wish all races in eq were iksar

 

[swootton]

Wish granted since iksar are the superior race nothing bad happens and they take over all the land but you can't play any other race

I wish for money

 

[Redbot]

granted, money now exists. you don't have any.

I wish I had a little pet that would attack things for me

 

[durango773]

granted, money now exists. you don't have any.

I wish I had a little pet that would attack things for me

Granted, but now you have to care for it for at least 18 years, and plan for college.

I wish it wasnt holiday potluck day, ima over eat.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish it wasnt holiday potluck day, ima over eat.

Granted but it's the day after and your plumbing is backed up!

I wish the holidays would pass by quickly.

 

[epicbabe]

Granted but it's the day after and your plumbing is backed up!

I wish the holidays would pass by quickly.

Granted, but its now 50 years in the future and Christmas is around the corner again

I wish I had the super power to fly

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted, but its now 50 years in the future and Christmas is around the corner again

I wish I had the super power to fly

Granted, but your landings are not super at all

I wish I could finish this retiring process and waste far too much time on EQ

 

[nolashab]

Granted, but your landings are not super at all

I wish I could finish this retiring process and waste far too much time on EQ

Granted, but it's only Everquest 2

I wish I had an arcade machine.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but it's only Everquest 2

I wish I had an arcade machine.

granted but the wish-granter has ocular degeneration and read it is as "an archaic machine" and now your eq machine is a og 386

I wish i could come up with a wish

 

[postleaf]

granted but the wish-granter has ocular degeneration and read it is as "an archaic machine" and now your eq machine is a og 386

I wish i could come up with a wish

Granted, every wish in this thread is now yours, but you have to go back and re-read every single one. Out loud and veeeerrrrryyyy ssssllllllooooowwwwlllllyyyyyy

I wish I had a better understanding of gitlab

 

[swootton]

Granted, every wish in this thread is now yours, but you have to go back and re-read every single one. Out loud and veeeerrrrryyyy ssssllllllooooowwwwlllllyyyyyy

I wish I had a better understanding of gitlab

Wish granted but now you have no idea what github is

I wish this thread wasn't dead.

 

[Redbot]

Granted, but the chances of it staying alive are dependent on a tiny number of committed users and it might die again at any time.

I wish I could travel anywhere by train

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I could travel anywhere by train

Granted but the trains only run twice annually.

I wish it was summer time.

 

[Redbot]

Granted but a wavy polar vortex causes the coldest summer in history

I wish I could drink without getting a hangover

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I could drink without getting a hangover

Granted now you only drink giraffe milk straight from the udder

I wish I could lose that mental image

 

[RobRenfro]

Granted
[BGCOLOR=initial]Now your only mental image is a pregnant midget gangbang.[/BGCOLOR]

I wish I had more free time today.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted
[BGCOLOR=initial]Now your only mental image is a pregnant midget gangbang.[/BGCOLOR]

I wish I had more free time today.

Granted, but it's because the power is out.

I wish gas was less than a dollar a gallon again.

 

[Psy]

Granted, but it's because the power is out.

I wish gas was less than a dollar a gallon again.

Granted, but the lines are now over 4 hours long to get to the pump

I wish more people had common sense

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but the lines are now over 4 hours long to get to the pump

I wish more people had common sense

Granted, but they still choose not to use it.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[519helvis]

Granted, but they still choose not to use it.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but each wish comes with an expiry date of yesterday.

i wish suspension waves were actual water