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[Sic]

Granted you know get bronchitis that last for months at a time!


I wish I didn't have to take English classes.

(thanks for the months at a time... still have it.)
granted - now you're the english teacher

wish spring would get here already!

 

[ChatWithThisName]

(thanks for the months at a time... still have it.)
granted - now you're the english teacher

wish spring would get here already!

Granted, but it continues to snow anyway.

I wish someone else living on my road would pitch in to fix it.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but it continues to snow anyway.

I wish someone else living on my road would pitch in to fix it.

Granted, but now it's a toll road. Sweet progress!

I wish there was less traffic on the way to work

 

[Tim2051]

Granted, but now it's a toll road. Sweet progress!

I wish there was less traffic on the way to work

Granted, but now all those people are in front of you in line for the restroom.

I wish all of my online orders forever came early.

 

[durango773]

Granted, but now all those people are in front of you in line for the restroom.

I wish all of my online orders forever came early.

they all get in a day early, but have been smashed in shipping.

I wish remakes of films wouldnt happen

 

[an_image]

they all get in a day early, but have been smashed in shipping.

I wish remakes of films wouldnt happen

@durango773 no more remakes, granted! But now you can only watch remakes already made

I wish MQ2Bard was out! (har!)

 

[Sic]

@durango773 no more remakes, granted! But now you can only watch remakes already made

I wish MQ2Bard was out! (har!)

Granted, but special invite only (and you're not invited!)

I wish Rob had a great day today

 

[Oldman66]

I wish Rob had a great day today

Granted but you put Rob into a perpetual ground hog's day.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Nuno Bettencourt.

 

[an_image]

Granted, @Oldman66 you have now become as good at the guitar as Nuno Bettencourt...however...you're limited to only playing the following song...




You can wish for this (Mq2bard), or you can wish for that (Mq2bard) ...you can wish for this (mq2bard) ...cuz this is where it's at!
Happy Sunday Folks

 

[Oldman66]

I wish this game would continue unbroken until post #1000 so I never have to look back.

 

[postleaf]

I wish this game would continue unbroken until post #1000 so I never have to look back.

Granted, it will hit 1k but now every time you refresh new posts on redguides, it takes you back to post #173 and you have to scroll all the way down

I wish I didn't live in an area with an HOA...

 

[Pyro88]

Granted, it will hit 1k but now every time you refresh new posts on redguides, it takes you back to post #173 and you have to scroll all the way down

I wish I didn't live in an area with an HOA...

Granted, all your neighbors are named Karen or Ken, every time you barbecue the fire department is called. Every party you throw the police are called. Your neighbors mow their grass daily and give you nasty looks every time you leave your house without mowing.

I wish I had double the amount of free time I currently have.

 

[jhw668]

Granted, all your neighbors are named Karen or Ken, every time you barbecue the fire department is called. Every party you throw the police are called. Your neighbors mow their grass daily and give you nasty looks every time you leave your house without mowing.

I wish I had double the amount of free time I currently have.

Granted. You now live in a box under an overpass.

I wish my eyesight would never fade.

 

[tzn8419]

Granted. You now live in a box under an overpass.

I wish my eyesight would never fade.

Granted, but you can never close your eyes again.

I wish I could sleep better!

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, you sleep for the rest of you life.

I wish @Redbot made this 500 posts instead of 1000. Almost half way there.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, you sleep for the rest of you life.

I wish @Redbot made this 500 posts instead of 1000. Almost half way there.

Granted, but it's now 500x10^6 and we're all stuck here forever!

I wish my computer didn't have to reboot three times for windows updates...

 

[Sic]

Granted, but it's now 500x10^6 and we're all stuck here forever!

I wish my computer didn't have to reboot three times for windows updates...

granted, now you have to reboot 3 times when windows doesn't have an update

I also wish this thing was nearly over!

 

[durango773]

granted, now you have to reboot 3 times when windows doesn't have an update

I also wish this thing was nearly over!

Granted, in three more post we will be over halfway!

I wish I didnt have to repeat annual training every year for 25 years...

 

[postleaf]

Granted, in three more post we will be over halfway!

I wish I didnt have to repeat annual training every year for 25 years...

Granted, it's now daily! (At some point is just testing how well you've memorized the test answers to the 10 question multiple choice )

I wish this was post 999 instead of 499...

 

[nuggy]

i wish we were back in the 80,s

 

[stvski]

i wish we were back in the 80,s

granted but now your stuck there....... you have a mullet, live in a trailer park and your name is earl

I wish i had more time for beer

 

[Oldman66]

Granted but it's all N/A beer.

I wish I had self a cleaning BBQ and smoker.

 

[Sic]

Granted but it's all N/A beer.

I wish I had self a cleaning BBQ and smoker.

Granted, now you're a BBQ/smoker.

Wish dbg would stahp being a jerk!

 

[Damon]

Granted, now you're a BBQ/smoker.

Wish dbg would stahp being a jerk!

Granted! They go Bankrupt and shut down and shut down EQ.

Edit: the inference being that all this stops.

Edit edit: I Wish DBG would listen to its player base to fix it's game so they can make approved mods for approved macro's that can be sold or traded for game faction that players can buy to complete tasks in game.

 

[postleaf]

Granted! They go Bankrupt and shut down and shut down EQ.

Edit: the inference being that all this stops.

Edit edit: I Wish DBG would listen to its player base to fix it's game so they can make approved mods for approved macro's that can be sold or traded for game faction that players can buy to complete tasks in game.

Granted, but they turned it into a mobile idle inflation rpg that's fully pay-to-win

I wish I could listen to music with good headphones that didn't also look like something designed in the 50's for a bad sci-fi movies

 

[an_image]

Granted, but they turned it into a mobile idle inflation rpg that's fully pay-to-win

I wish I could listen to music with good headphones that didn't also look like something designed in the 50's for a bad sci-fi movies

@postleaf granted. You can now listen to music with headphones that don't look like something designed in the 50's...they were designed by Elon Musk and require you to plug into a solar charger all day instead and you can only listen to disco songs

I wish I had a lawn mowing robot.

 

[Damon]

@postleaf granted. You can now listen to music with headphones that don't look like something designed in the 50's...they were designed by Elon Musk and require you to plug into a solar charger all day instead and you can only listen to disco songs

I wish I had a lawn mowing robot.

Granted you have a lawn mowing robot.

You enjoy sitting on the porch watching your robot cut you grass like a silent automated Zen garden but the cutters are weed eater plastic cable and break off micro plastic bits that build up in your lungs as you sit and watch the robot every day make cool designs in your yard.
As a result you develop lung cancer from the forever chemical microplastics and you die 1 day before your child's college graduation forever tainting one of the most important days for them all because you didn't want to push a mower by hand.

I wish Everyone began to honestly agree to to cooperate and not be controversial just to get attention.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted you have a lawn mowing robot.

You enjoy sitting on the porch watching your robot cut you grass like a silent automated Zen garden but the cutters are weed eater plastic cable and break off micro plastic bits that build up in your lungs as you sit and watch the robot every day make cool designs in your yard.
As a result you develop lung cancer from the forever chemical microplastics and you die 1 day before your child's college graduation forever tainting one of the most important days for them all because you didn't want to push a mower by hand.

I wish Everyone began to honestly agree to to cooperate and not be controversial just to get attention.

Granted. Everyone agrees, but now they only agree to war.

I wish this was the 1000th post already.

 

[q8reflex]

Granted. Everyone agrees, but now they only agree to war.

I wish this was the 1000th post already.

Granted, but 999 of them REPORTED for breaking the rules.

I wish EQ never dies.

 

[an_image]

Granted, but 999 of them REPORTED for breaking the rules.

I wish EQ never dies.

@q8reflex Granted! EQ becomes immortal but...you die once it does.

I wish @ChatWithThisName would do random yearly plugin license raffles as prizes

 

[juice999]

@q8reflex Granted! EQ becomes immortal but...you die once it does.

I wish @ChatWithThisName would do random yearly plugin license raffles as prizes

Granted. All the winners catch perma-bans.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted. All the winners catch perma-bans.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Granted you have an ice cream cone, but it's 3000 miles away, and you must cross an ocean to get to it.

I wish video cards were not as expensive again.

 

[Sic]

Granted you have an ice cream cone, but it's 3000 miles away, and you must cross an ocean to get to it.

I wish video cards were not as expensive again.

Granted but now they're so big you need a second case.

I wish mq2brad was coming out monday

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted but now they're so big you need a second case.

I wish mq2brad was coming out monday

Granted, but eventually it will cost money.

I wish I had thought of that.

 

[an_image]

Granted, but eventually it will cost money.

I wish I had thought of that.

@ChatWithThisName granted! MQ2Brad goes live on all servers on Monday. However ... the spellcheck genie failed @Sic and now he's built an MQ2Plugin that's a dude chatbot and you're in love with it.

I wish my lawnmower robot was called MQ2Brad now...

 

[postleaf]

@ChatWithThisName granted! MQ2Brad goes live on all servers on Monday. However ... the spellcheck genie failed @Sic and now he's built an MQ2Plugin that's a dude chatbot and you're in love with it.

I wish my lawnmower robot was called MQ2Brad now...

Granted, but now it requires a subscription and it's constantly telling you about it's favorite IPAs.

I wish actual fall happened in Texas

 

[durango773]

Granted, but now it requires a subscription and it's constantly telling you about it's favorite IPAs.

I wish actual fall happened in Texas

It does, with swarms of Murder Hornets (2020 was so safe).

I wish live music events hadnt became so business focused.

 

[Sic]

It does, with swarms of Murder Hornets (2020 was so safe).

I wish live music events hadnt became so business focused.

wish granted - now they're all run by religious groups hard-selling

Wish I had some green tea for today

 

[Oldman66]

Wish I had some green tea for today

Granted but everything else is green for you today.

I wish I everyone had their accounts returned to them.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but every character has been converted to a ranger

I wish I had a better tank than a wimpy ranger...