Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (4 Viewers)

[Psy]

Granted but in 1 hour the servers will shut down forever

I wish I had a mermaid

Granted, but you drown just before you see her

I wish I could stop and start aging whenever I wanted.

 

[DismalSK]

Granted, but when you start again all of the time paused hits you at once.

I wish I could pull any item I want from a magical bag.

 

[Atrocity]

Granted, but when you start again all of the time paused hits you at once.

I wish I could pull any item I want from a magical bag.

You can do so, but every item comes with random body parts. Sentient, ambulatory body parts that are deeply attracted to you.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist that I could charge excessive fees to see in concert

 

[Cannonballdex]

You can do so, but every item comes with random body parts. Sentient, ambulatory body parts that are deeply attracted to you.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist that I could charge excessive fees to see in concert

Granted, you have a pianist that is 12 inches long that pounds his head on the keys and only knows one song, the theme from Jaws.

I wish it at least knew more than one song.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, you have a pianist that is 12 inches long that pounds his head on the keys and only knows one song, the theme from Jaws.

I wish it at least knew more than one song.

Granted, it knows 1 more song, 'Tiny Dancer' played as 8 bit midi tones.

I wish my monkey paw would love me and stop cursing me.

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted, it knows 1 more song, 'Tiny Dancer' played as 8 bit midi tones.

I wish my monkey paw would love me and stop cursing me.

Granted, but now it drunk calls you at 2:30 AM when you have to get up early the next morning

I wish the tree I cut down in my back yard was sellable wood instead of whatever it it....

 

[Chewie]

Granted, but now it drunk calls you at 2:30 AM when you have to get up early the next morning

I wish the tree I cut down in my back yard was sellable wood instead of whatever it it....

Granted but it’s full of termites and the buyer sues you .

I wish I got a penny for every time someone used the internet.

 

[postleaf]

Granted but it’s full of termites and the buyer sues you .

I wish I got a penny for every time someone used the internet.

Granted, but you have to pay to mint those pennies

I wish the people that always seem to be walking in front of me would walk a little faster or move out of the way

 

[DreddOwns]

Granted, but you have to pay to mint those pennies

I wish the people that always seem to be walking in front of me would walk a little faster or move out of the way

Granted, but now everyone behind you is also walking faster than you.

I wish my car could fly like the DeLorean from Back to the Future

 

[Darkwynd3]

Granted, but now everyone behind you is also walking faster than you.

I wish my car could fly like the DeLorean from Back to the Future

Granted....too bad you didn't ask to make sure it could land!

I wish it wasn't possible for my palette to tire of my favorite foods.

 

[InvisigothMT]

Granted....too bad you didn't ask to make sure it could land!

I wish it wasn't possible for my palette to tire of my favorite foods.

Granted but it's because you can't find your favorite foods anywhere

I wish that my parents and girlfriend didn't think I want to do whatever chore that they don't want to do

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted but it's because you can't find your favorite foods anywhere

I wish that my parents and girlfriend didn't think I want to do whatever chore that they don't want to do

Granted, they know you don't but decidedly do not care and want you to do them anyway.

I wish this was thread response number 692.

 

[andrewsmith60]

I wish I could run around mage kiting a while zone again

 

[Chewie]

Granted, they know you don't but decidedly do not care and want you to do them anyway.

I wish this was thread response number 692.

granted but you still dont get anything

I wish I could program better

 

[ChatWithThisName]

granted but you still dont get anything

I wish I could program better

Granted, you get an AI installed in your head. but it plays 2 minute ads every 3 minutes.

I wish I never had to sleep and would always feel fully rested.

 

[Retrogamer5000]

Granted, you are now Britney Griner and will be a resident of Russia for the next 10yrs

I wish I had a star to wish upon.

i grant you a star to appear next to you, but unfortunately for you its a actual star along with the gravity and the radiation included.

I wish for 100.000.000 epic weapons to drop from the sky.

 

[Chewie]

Granted, you get an AI installed in your head. but it plays 2 minute ads every 3 minutes.

I wish I never had to sleep and would always feel fully rested.

Granted but you lose all mental function so all you can do is sit and drool for eternity.


I wish I had infinite wishes

 

[kaen01]

Granted but you lose all mental function so all you can do is sit and drool for eternity.


I wish I had infinite wishes

you do, but that wish for infinite wishes just repeatedly rewinds time to just as you wish, giving you infinite wishes for eternity

i wish for a mcdonalds big tasty burger, in good condition, not gross in any way, delivered to me once every week, not the same burger, a fresh new burger each time, in a new burger box each time.

 

[Oldman66]

i wish for a mcdonalds big tasty burger, in good condition, not gross in any way, delivered to me once every week, not the same burger, a fresh new burger each time, in a new burger box each time.

Granted but you now suffer from carnophobia.

I wish all of the remotes in my home didn't require batteries.