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Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (4 Viewers)

jb321 said:
Granted, you have mo money but since you didn't specify denomination, amount, or registered currency it is in the form a 500 dollars from electronic monopoly and the batteries died.

I wish ever-lasting gobstoppers were real and affordable.
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Granted, they are real, and they're spectacular. However, you can only buy them with Monopoly money. And @kaen01 has it all

I wish I didn't have to walk so far in the rain today
 
postleaf said:
Granted, but you're always the little spoon.

I wish it would stop snowing
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Granted it will snow again, however it will -40°C (-40°F) everyday for the rest of the year!

I wish my hockey team (Florida Panthers) would stop looking like they are falling apart at the end of the season. Got me all anxious and stuff!
 
Abb7327 said:
Granted it will snow again, however it will -40°C (-40°F) everyday for the rest of the year!

I wish my hockey team (Florida Panthers) would stop looking like they are falling apart at the end of the season. Got me all anxious and stuff!
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Granted, Florida Panthers go on a hot streak ever and don't allow a single goal and look amazing going into the championship but then they do fall apart and loose 0-10.

I wish it was Friday already.
 
mrgreen1114 said:
Granted, Florida Panthers go on a hot streak ever and don't allow a single goal and look amazing going into the championship but then they do fall apart and loose 0-10.

I wish it was Friday already.
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(So a repeat of the 2023 Stanley Cup Final! I could live with that.)

Granted, it's now Friday but this will be the last Friday for the rest of your existence!
 
Abb7327 said:
(So a repeat of the 2023 Stanley Cup Final! I could live with that.)

Granted, it's now Friday but this will be the last Friday for the rest of your existence!
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I wish I could grant your wish but you didn't make one.
 
Sic said:
Wish granted.

I wish the nausea and insomnia from this rabies treatment would go away
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@Sic your wish has been granted, no more nausea or insomnia from the rabies treatment, you will now have explosive diarrhea

I wish I won the CWTN free plugin lottery (Sk, Enc, Cleric) so I can consider coming back to EQ
 
an_image said:
@Sic your wish has been granted, no more nausea or insomnia from the rabies treatment, you will now have explosive diarrhea

I wish I won the CWTN free plugin lottery (Sk, Enc, Cleric) so I can consider coming back to EQ
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jokes on you!!!

wish granted, you can now play on the test server with all the cwtn class plugins with only your lvl 2 sub!

I wish for some lunch
 

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Sic said:
jokes on you!!!

wish granted, you can now play on the test server with all the cwtn class plugins with only your lvl 2 sub!

I wish for some lunch
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Your lunch wish is granted my friend, you can enjoy a fine meal of cow's tongue with week old refried beans.

I wish @Sic felt better
 
your wish is granted
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but you can never actually be evil monkey, i wish i can be a wizard harry!
 
@ChatWithThisName wish granted you are now ebil monkey; however, you’ve lost your ability to build plugins and the timeline resets back to 1999 and you’re stuck in EQ single boxing yourself for eternity

I wish gnomes could be monks
 
postleaf said:
Granted. You don't enjoy it at all. However, it's the only drink left in the world.

I wish I could go back to 1999 and multibox for chats sake...
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Granted but your dial up connection can't handle the extra load and all you experience is lag.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
 
YeahCopyMate said:
Granted but your dial up connection can't handle the extra load and all you experience is lag.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Granted. You'll now spend the next 21 day thinking before you hit on a good wish.
Wish I could remember what I was trying to do.
 
MindBlayde said:
Granted. You'll now spend the next 21 day thinking before you hit on a good wish.
Wish I could remember what I was trying to do.
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Granted, but by the time you get back to your keyboard you've forgotten again.

I wish a wood chuck could chuck more than a wood chuck could chuck because wood chucks definitely chuck wood.
 
Hope this year i do better than last one OMG...

Peter : I wish i could fly!
Maria: Granted but every time you fly, a random bone breaks. I wish i had unlimited money!
Lucas: Granted but it's all in a currency that no one accepts anymore. Iwish i could be invisible at will!
 
pascualito said:
Hope this year i do better than last one OMG...

Peter : I wish i could fly!
Maria: Granted but every time you fly, a random bone breaks. I wish i had unlimited money!
Lucas: Granted but it's all in a currency that no one accepts anymore. Iwish i could be invisible at will!
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your wish is granted you do better this year, next year might be iffy tho

I wish people would stop asking dbg to "get fancy" with shit.
 
granted but not they are asking to "get fluffy"

I wish RG would get rid of the baz helper macs so people would stop undercutting my traders by ONE fucking plat all the time
 
stvski said:
granted but not they are asking to "get fluffy"

I wish RG would get rid of the baz helper macs so people would stop undercutting my traders by ONE fucking plat all the time
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granted, but now those same people who already have those resources downloaded use 1 copper

I wish today's weather was gonna be nice :'(
 
Sic said:
granted, but now those same people who already have those resources downloaded use 1 copper

I wish today's weather was gonna be nice :'(
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granted, the weather is nice everywhere you aren't.

I wish my laundry was done
 
knave23 said:
granted, the weather is nice everywhere you aren't.

I wish my laundry was done
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granted your laundry is done, but you get explosive diarrhea

Tobey Maguire Poop GIF

I wish @Sic liked to "get fancy" with shit
 
Oldman66 said:
Granted but your Staycation is now in the county jail.

I wish DBG would make Ogre Necros.
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Granted. But they are the only necros now. And they only summon skeleton giant Hussein who cannot be shrink. Every time he groans, which is often, the strain on processing causes everyone in the zone to freeze for 8 seconds and fizzle the next three spells. So much groaning, you can't even imagine...

I wish my dog didn't knock over that cup of coffee with his tail this morning...
 
Granted. You now have a cat that knocks your coffee over every morning.

I wish I had a butler to bring me the finest cups of espresso, and refills them when they get knocked over.
 
chendypoofs said:
Granted. You now have a cat that knocks your coffee over every morning.

I wish I had a butler to bring me the finest cups of espresso, and refills them when they get knocked over.
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granted, but the butler is the aforementioned ogre necro's skeleton

I wish i had some snacks!
 
Granted - but you only get mini veggies with no dip from the day old tray in the break room

I wish the market wasn't shite so I could find a new role!
 
Wraith6911 said:
Granted - but you only get mini veggies with no dip from the day old tray in the break room

I wish the market wasn't shite so I could find a new role!
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Granted, the market is better and you found a new role - you’re woebot / eq community manager at the same time and are tasked with making EVERYONE happy…botters, boxers, and nutjob pure players at the same time

I wish I HAD fancy shit now…
 
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