Funny - How To Speak Texan

[RobRenfro]

This isn't a Lua or Macro but will be very useful if you have a Texan in your guild. this just covers the basics. one-hundred is a-hunerd in Texas. I spent a hunerd dollars on the marketplace today.

Every soft drink is by default a Coke. You ask a friend, "You want a coke? Sure" What kind? A Sprite please"

If something ends in RE it's pronounced AR for instance a fire is phonetically pronounced far.

This is the end of lesson one. Use it wisely. I should get like a Creator thing for this. LOL I created something.

 

[RobRenfro]

From a native Texan of course.

 

[Pigasus]

Fixin to - getting ready or about to
Reckun - believe to be true

 

[RobRenfro]

Yessir Fixin to reckon. Spoiler I was going to save fixin to do my 2nd part. LoL

 

[lilwizzie]

I'm in Houston, I'm enjoying where this is going!

 

[BlueBug]

Every soft drink is by default a Coke. You ask a friend, "You want a coke? Sure" What kind? A Sprite please"

Bah-WaHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

SO true! Grew up in H-town and been gone 30 years. BUUUUTTTTT still say this shit right here!!



BB~

 

[Squirrely]

Lets go Rodeo

 

[RobRenfro]

Also in Houston. Katy actually.

 

[Redmonkey]

So do you all say "bless your heart" like the real southerners do when they really mean "f off?"

 

[RobRenfro]

So do you all say "bless your heart" like the real southerners do when they really mean "f off?"

Ehh. You know what we say when we are thinking F off first hand. It ain't Bless your Heart LoL

 

[RobRenfro]

So do you all say "bless your heart" like the real southerners do when they really mean "f off?"

And it's not you all it's y'all

 

[durango773]

"bless your heart" is what the nice people say instead of "why are you a fucking rock"..

 

[Redmonkey]

"bless your heart" is what the nice people say instead of "why are you a fucking rock"..

yeah that's what I said. Bless your heart.

 

[Nightmare327]

Also in Houston. Katy actually.

I am based in Waco, with a bunch of other local guildies here

 

[BlueBug]

I am based in Waco, with a bunch of other local guildies here

Do I hear the makings of a cult?

 

[durango773]

Do I hear the makings of a cult?

that got cleaned up back in the 90s~ too soon?

 

[BlueBug]

that got cleaned up back in the 90s~ too soon?

I did hear there was a bang up BBQ in '93. Heard the sauce was weak though.

BB~

 

[da Man]

yall got that , you should try hillbilly afterword

 

[RobRenfro]

Leon's World's Finest In and Out BBQ House. In Galveston was the shit. But Leon died. Nothing lasts forever.

 

[RobRenfro]

yeah that's what I said. Bless your heart.

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Hahaha awesome!

 

[BlueBug]

yall got that , you should try hillbilly afterword

I think we'll need a Star-Trek level translator for that bro.


BB~

 

[da Man]

lol its not that bad, i mastered in it since young

wash, yall pronounce it wrong, warsh is the correct way

first tutorial introduction

 

[pasthiml]

In the Texas town I grew up in, there were more cows than people in the city limits for my first 10 years.

 

[Cannonballdex]

Never heard of a Warshateria in my life.

 

[Redmonkey]

Never heard of a Warshateria in my life.

Is that like a laundermat? You know the one over by the crick.

 

[RobRenfro]

So anyone else in the Houston area? Just curious. My first Guildmate on FV was also from Houston.

 

[ItsSteeeve]

And it's not you all it's y'all

Y'all is any amount of people. The more you enlongate the vowel in "doin" , the fewer people yall means in "How yall doin".

 

[Cannonballdex]

Is that like a laundermat? You know the one over by the crick.

Yah, a Washateria is a laundry mat / laundromat. First time I heard it I replied, Your making that shit up. Nope, it was real, they even sell beer there while your doing laundry. That is called a Washabeeria. True story.

 

[Hihi]

But how often do you change the earl in your truck?