OK well, I am a firm believer in revenge. If it is called for, and it takes alot to make me want revenge, but I believe that violence isn't the answer. It is too merciful. Bruises go away fast.
I enjoy getting someone back in a way that will hurt longer than a punch or smack, I like something more brutal...
In high school, there was this guy that was a big smartass and used to take every friggin opportunity to make fun of me. I usually let it slide because I was a smartass myself, but one day it went too far.
We were in class, and I answered a question from our teacher, and I can't remember what it was, but this guy cut in and made some comment that I also can't remember, but the whole class laughed at my expense. Now, I am a big man, and always have been. I could have easily busted him up, but I waited until later. This guy played the sax in our band, and later that day, I went to his sax case, and grabbed his mouthpiece. (This is the thing that you must have in your mouth and pretty much suck on and blow on to make a sound.. OK No jokes about that, I'm serious! =P)
I took his mouthpiece, carefully lodged it below my nutsack where the "taint" is LOL and proceded to walk a few laps around the school building on a humid, warm afternoon. Needless to say, the sweat and funk down there was fully infused into the mouthpiece by the end of my journey, and the discomfort was very much worth it the next day when he put it in his mouth, and had no idea. I guess the smell aired out, and he couldnt tell, but me and a friend of mine knew.. I just smiled at his dumb ass for the rest of the year every time he talked junk. He never found out, but he practically sucked my balls for the rest of the school year!
Ahh revenge is sweet.