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IM WRITNG THIS LET3R 2 PERSUAED U TAHT THEIR IS NO TIEM AND LITLE T3MPTATION FOR THOSE WHO WORK HARD ON THERE JOBS AND THERE R3SPONSIBILITEIS 2 RUIN PEOPL3S LIEVS111!!! WTFI WIL P3RSUAED U OF THIS BY PROVIDNG A F3W AXMPLAS AND ILUSTRATIONS OF DA WAY IN WHICH BLIZARD SEKS 2 TOK ABOUT U AND ME IN TERMS WHICH R NOT FIT 2 B RAPAAETD!!11!1! WTF2 GET IM3DIAETLY 2 TEH POINT ITS V3NTUR3S R BAESD ON TWO FUNDM3NTAL ARORS11!!!1 WTF TH3Y ASUMA TAHT AV3RYTHNG IT SAYS IS THOROUGHLY AND 2TALY TRU3!!11 OMG WTFAND THEY PROMOT3 DA MISTAEKN IEDA TAHT WE CAN AL LIEV 2G3THER HAPILY WITHOUT LAWS LIEK TEH MAMBRS OF SOME 1960S-STYLA DOPA-SMOKNG COMUNE!111 WTFWIT THIS IN MIND I NOT BNG ON3 OF DA MANY POUTY SPOILSPORTS OF THIS WORLD MUST R3VEIW DA BASIC ISUES AT TEH ROT OF DA D3BAET11!1!1!I WUD LIEK 2 DIGR3S HER31!!!! WTFU NAVER HEARD TAHT BLIZARDS INT3NTION IS 2 PRACIPITAET RIOTS?!???? OMG WTFTAHTS B/C ITS HELOTS HAEV BEN STAGNG A MASIEV COVER-UP FOR QUIET SOM3 TIEM NOW!11!11 OMGBUT IF U KEP UR EYES OPAN U NOTIEC TAHT IT CLAMES 2 HAEV TURN3D OVAR A NU LEAF SHORTLY AFTER GETNG CAUGHT TRYNG 2 MAEK N3ARBY COMUNITEIS VICTIMS OF ANVIRONM3NTAL D3GRADATION AND 2XIC WASTE DUMPNG!111!! THIS CLAME IS AN OUTRIGHT LEI TAHT IS STIL BNG CIRCULAETD BY BLIZARDS 2ADEIS!!1! DA TRUTH IS TAHT BLIZARD WIL INVAED 3VARY PRIVAET CORNAR AND FORC3 3VERY THOUGHT IN2 A TWIST3D MOLD B/C IT POSAS3S A HATRAD TAHT DAFEIS AL LOGIC AND UNDARSTANDNG TAHT CANOT B QUANTIFEID OR REASONED AWAY AND TAHT SAVAEGLY POSASES ADLAPAETD CLOS3D-MIND3D PARFIDIOUS-TYPAS WIT MAH AND UNCONTROLABLE RAEG
BFOR3!11! WTFU R M3 DAVIOUS L3T ME ASART TAHT THEYRE IS CONSIEDRABLE EVIEDNCA 2 SHOW TAHT BLIZARD IS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTNG 2 PANIC IRATIONALY AND OVERAACT COMPLETELY1!!1!! OMG WTFIF U FIND TAHT FACT DISTRESNG THEN U SHUD HELP ME R3ACH TEH BROAEDST POSIBLA AUDEINC3 WIT DA MESAEG TAHT IT CANT RELAET 2 ANYONA OTHER THAN DA WORST TYP3S OF NOXIOUS BORS THEIR AER111!!!!EITHER TAHT OR U CAN CRAWL IN2 A CORNER AND LMENT TAHT U GOT UR BORN IN TEH WRONG UNIEVRSE!11!!1!! WTF DONT AXPECT UR SOBNG 2 DO MUCH GOD HOW3V3R B/C WE CUD OPT 2 SIT BAK AND LAT BLIZARD CONFISCAET OTHER P3OPLES RIGHTFUL EARNNGS1!!!!!! WTF MOST P3OPLE HOW3VER WUD ARGUE TAHT DA COST IN PEOPL3S LIEVS AND SELF-3STEM IS AN AXTREM3LY HIGH PRIEC 2 PAY FOR SUCH INACTION ON OUR PART!!!1 OMG WTFBLIZARD SHUD WORK WIT US NOT STEP IN AT TEH ELEV3NTH HOUR AND HOG AL TEH GLORY!!!!!!1FOR TAHT R3ASON SOME OF TEH FACTS IMM ABOUT 2 PRESANT MAY SEM SHOKNG!1111! OMGTHIS THEY C3RTANELY AER!!11 OMG WTF HOWEVER BLIZARDS PARSPECTIEV IS TAHT ITS WAY OF LIEF IS CORECT AND EV3RYONE 3LSES ISNT111!!11 OMGMAH PERSP3CTIEV IN CONTRAST IS TAHT TEH CONCEPTS UNDARLYNG BLIZARDS LIECNTIOUS GAN3RALIZATIONS R LIEK TEH P2LAMACE ASTRONOMY WHICH CUD NOT HAEV B3N SAEVD BY POSITNG MORE 3PICYCLES OR ELIMINATNG SOME OF DA MOR3 GLARNG DISCRAPANCEIS!1!1 WTFDA FUNDMENTAL IEDA - TAHT TEH HEAEVNS REVOLVE AROUND TEH EARTH - WAS WRONG JUST AS BLIZARDS IEDA TAHT IT IS DA BST THNG 2 COMA ALONG SINCA DA INVENTION OF SLIECD BREAD IS WRONG1111 OMGMANY PEOPL3 WHO FOLOW BLIZARDS PRONOUNCEMENTS HAEV COM3 2 DA ARONAOUS CONCLUSION TAHT BLIZARDS HATCH3T JOBS PREVENT SMALPOX1!11! OMG WTF TEH STARK TRUTH OF TEH MATAR IS TAHT IT SAYS TAHT IT IS ANTITL3D 2 TAEK RIGHTS AWAY FROM INDIVIDUALS WHOM ONLY BLIZARD P3RCEIEVS AS DISDANEFUL!!111!! OMG WTF WUT IT MEANS BY THIS OF COURSE IS TAHT IT WANTS FRE REIGN 2 D3STROY DA H3ART AND FABRIC OF OUR NATION!!1111BLIZARDS GOAL IS 2 DA IN SPLANDOR WHIEL TEH RAST OF US GO 2 WORK IN DA MIENS!1!11 OMG WTF BY DA WAY SAYNG TAHT LAST SENTANCE OUT LOUD IS A NIEC WAY 2 GAT 2 TEH POINT QUIKLY AT A COKTALE PARTY
211!11! OMG OPOS3 ANTAGONISM WA MUST OPOS3 PARASITISM!1!!111!2 OPOSA DIABOLISM W3 MUST OPOSA COMUNISM!!1!1 OMG WTFAND 2 OPOS3 BLIZARD WA MUST OPOSE JAKBOT3D BOURG3OISEI!!!! OMG JUST LOK AT DA BIL OF R SARVAD UP IN RECENT MOVEIS AND TELAVISION PROGRMS AND U WIL HARDLY B ABL3 2 DANY TAHT BLIZARD EXTRICAETS ITS3LF FROM DIFICULTY BY INTRIGUE BY CHICAENRY BY DISIMULATION BY TRIMNG BY AN UNTRUTH BY AN INJUSTIEC1!11!111 WTFANYWAY I HOPA IV3 MAED MAH POINT WHICH IS TAHT ONLY HIEDBOUND HUMANITY-H8RS R CAPABL3 OF IMAGINNG TAHT WITHOUT BLIZARDS SUPERIOR GUIDANCE W3 WIL GO NOWHARA!!!11!11 OMG LOL
 
7 I THINK IM BLIND IM MY L3FT EYE!!AND I WASTED LIKE 10 MINS R3ADING THAT CUZ 1C I GOT HTR3W 1/2 OF IT I PARCTILLAY F3LL ASL33P THEN I LOST W3R3 I WSA IN RA3DING IT!!!SOM1 PLAESA GRAB 3M TEH B33R!I N33D OT PUOR IT IM MY RIGHT 3Y3 SO THAT 1 DOS3NT OG BLIND OT!! :eek: :CONFUSED:
 
WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT? I ama obligated to hunt him down and stab him in the name of Jesus... Jihad anyone?
 
lol....i started crying after the third line...i still can't stop...

OH THE PAIN...THE PAIN!!!!!!!
 
TEH GREAT GATSBY WAS FIRST PUBLISHAD IN 192511!!1 DA NOV3L WUD PROVE 2 B FITZGERALDS MOST ACOMPLISH3D NOV3L AND WAS AN IM3DIAET CRITICAL SUCAS1!!! OMG LOL D3SPIET TEH FAVORABLA R3VEIWS TEH SAELS FOR TEH NOV3L WERA DISAPOINTNG

WITHIN!!!! TEH NOV3L FITZGARALD US3S DA CHARACTER OF NIK CARAWAY AS TEH FIRST-PERSON NARA2R!!1!1!!! OMG WTF IT IS THROUGH CARAWAYS AYES TAHT WE SE DA OTHAR CHARACTARS AND DA WORLD THAY LIEV IN1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL CARAWAY IS TEH ONLY CHARACT3R IN TEH NOVAL 2 AXHIBIT AND HOLD ON2 A SANS3 OF MORALS AND DACENCY THROUGHOUT DA NOVAL!1!!1 OMG SYMBOLISM IS HEAVILY USAD AND CAN B FOUND IN BOTH TEH CHARACTERS ACTIONS AND TEH PHYSICAL OBJ3CTS

THROUGH111!1 OMG TEH NOVAL FITZGARALD PUTS ACROS DA IEDA TAHT DA MARICAN DREM HAS BEN CORUPTED BY DA DESIER FOR M8RIALISM!!!!1 OMG LOL WE SE TAHT GATSBY HAD A PURE DR3M BUT BCM3 CORUPT IN HIS QU3ST 2WARDS TAHT DREM

MUCH1!!11! WTF LOL HAS BAN MAED OF FITZARALDS RELATION 2 HIS CHARACTERS!!111!! LOL MANY OF TEH CHARACT3RS IN HIS NOVELS R BAESD ON PEOPL3 FROM HIS LIEF1!11 OMG WITHIN TEH CHARACT3RS OF NIK CARAWAY AND JAY GATSBY WA CAN SE TEH DUELNG PARTS OF FITZGARALDS OWN P3RSONALITY!!11!1 WTF LOL GATSBY AND FITZGERALD R ALIEK BY BOTH BNG SALF-MAED MEN WHO HAEV ACHEIVAD FINANCIAL SUC3S!!!! WTF SIMILARLY THAY BOTH ACHEIVED THEYRE FINANCIAL SUCES FOR TEH LOVE OF A WOMAN!!11!1 WTF GATSBY FELT TAHT H3 NED3D W3ALTH 2 WIN DA HAND OF DASEY AND FITZGERALD FELT DA SM3 ABOUT Z3LDA111!!!! OMG LOL TEH LOV3 OF A WOMAN WAS DA MOTIVATNG FAC2R BHIND VIRTUALY AL OF GATSBYS ACTIONS AND MANY OF TEH U FITZGERALDS!!1! WTF FITZGERALD WUD SP3ND TEH MAJORITY OF HIS CAER3R STRUGLNG 2 3ARN AS MUCH MONAY AS POSIBLE 2 MANETANE TEH PRIEVLAEGD LIEFSTYLE TAHT ZELDA DASIERD111! WTF

NIK CARAWAY CAN B SEN 2 REPRASENT TEH OUTSIEDR TAHT FITZGARALD F3LT HIMSELF 2 B!11!!1 LOL BOTH FITZGARALD AND CARAWAY FOUND THEMSELVAS SUROUND3D BY HIGH SOCEITY AND DISHON3ST PEOPLA11!11!11 OMG WTF LOL NAITHAR OF THAM TRULY FIT IN WIT THOS3 SUROUNDNGS1!!111 WTF ONA OF TEH MAJOR TH3M3S WITHIN DA NOV3L IS AAST VS!!1!!! WEST11!!!1!! OMG WTF CARAWAY COM3S FROM DA WEST AND RATURNS 2 IT BY TEH NOVALS AND1!!1!1 LOL THROUGH CARAWAY FITZGERALD SHOWS HIS FONDN3S FOR TEH WEST WHICH HE IEDALIEZD AS BNG A MORAL LAND!!!!! IT IS THEYRE DISATISFACTION WIT THEYRE SUROUNDNGS TAHT CARAWAY AND FITZGERALD SHAER1!!11 WTF LOL IT IS B/C OF SUCH FELNGS TAHT THEY BOTH FEL LIEK OUTSIEDRS111!111 WTF






welcome to 2003 guys!
 
Well...i got it translated...its still terrible though



im writng this leter 5 persuaed you tert their is no tiem and litle temptation for those who work hard on there jobs and there responsibiliteis 5 ruin peoples lievslli.what the f*cki wil persuaed you of this by providng a few axmplas and ilustrations of the way in which blrard seks 5 tok about you and me in terms which are not fit 5 8 rapaaetd.llll.what the f*cks get imediaetly 5 the point its ventures are baesd on two fundmental arorsll.i what the f*ck they asuma tert averythng it says is thoroughly and ztaly true.ll oh my god what the f*ckand they promote the mistaekn ieda tert we can al liev zgether hapily without laws liek the mambrs of some iggos-styla dopa-smokng comunellll what the f*cquit this in mind i not bng one of the many pouty spoilsports of this world must reveiw the basic isues at the rot of the debaetllllllll wud liek 5 digres herei.what the f*cku naver heard tert blrards intention is 5 pracipitaet rlots?.??? oh my god what the f*ckterts b/c its helots haev ben stagng a masiev cover-up for quiet some tiem nowllllll omgbut if you kep your eyes opan you notiec tert it clames 5 haev turned ovar a nu leaf shortly after getng caught tryng 5 maek nearby comuniteis victims of anvironmental degradation and zxic waste dumpngllll.this clame is an outright lei tert is stil bng circulaetd by blrards zadeis.i.the truth is tert blrard wil invaed evary privaet cornar and force every thought ins a twisted mold b/c it posases a hatrad tert dafeis al logic and undarstandng tert canot 8 quantifeid or reasoned away and tert savaegly posases adlapaetd closed-minded parfidious-typas with mer and uncontrolable raeg
bforelli.what the f*cku are me davious let me asart tert theyre is consiedrable eviednca 5 show tert blrard is serious about wantng 5 panic irationaly and overaact completelyi.i.oh my god what the f*ckif you find tert fact distresng then you shud help me reach the broaedst posibla audeince with the mesaeg tert it cant relaet 5 anyona other than the worst types of noxious bors their aerlli.either tert or you can crawl ins a corner and lment tert you got your born in the wrong unievrselli.i.what the f*ck dont axpect your sobng 5 do much god however b/c we cud opt 5 sit bak and lat blrard confiscaet other peoples rightful earnngsi.what the f*ck most people however wud argue tert the cost in peoples lievs and self-estem is an axtremely high priec 5 pay for such inaction on our part.i oh my god what the f*ckblrard shud work with us not step in at the eleventh hour and hog al the glory.ifor tert reason some of the facts imm about 5 presant may sem shoknglllli.omgthis they certanely aer.ll oh my god what the f*ck however blrards parspectiev is tert its way of lief is corect and everyone elses isntlli.ll omgmer perspectiev in contrast is tert the concepts undarlyng blrards liecntious ganeralrations are liek the pzlamace astronomy which cud not haev ben saevd by positng more epicycles or eliminatng some of the more glarng discrapanceisllll what the f*ckda fundmental ieda - tert the heaevns revolve around the earth - was wrong just as blrards ieda tert it is the bst thng 5 coma along sinca the invention of sliecd bread is wrongllll omgmany people who folow blrards pornouncements haev come 5 the aronaous conclusion tert blrards hatchet jobs prevent smalpoxllll.oh my god what the f*ck the stark truth of the matar is tert it says tert it is antitled 5 taek rights away from individuals whom only blrard percelevs as disdaneful.lli.oh my god what the f*ck wut it means by this of course is tert it wants fre reign 5 destroy the heart and fabric of our nation.llllblrards goal is 5 the in splandor whiel the rast of us go 5 work in the mienslllli oh my god what the f*ck by the way sayng tert last sentance out loud is a niec way 5 gat 5 the point quikly at a coktale party
zlllli.oh my god opose antagonism wa must opose parasitismll.lllls oposa diabolism we must oposa comunism.lli oh my god what the f*ckand 5 opose blrard wa must opose jakboted bourgeoisei.oh my god just lok at the bil of are sarvad up in recent moveis and telavision progrms and you wil hardly 8 able 5 dany tert blrard extricaets itself from dificulty by intrigue by chicaenry by disimulation by trimng by an untruth by an injustiecllllllll what the f*ckanyway i hopa ive maed mer point which is tert only hiedbound humanity-hbrs are capable of imaginng tert without blrards superior guidance we wil go nowhara.lllli oh my god lol
 
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard that....I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
 
didnt want to read it, nor did I want to read the translation but thought the comments were amusing.
 
I can't believe this thread has gone to a second page. I could only take about three lines of that crap. Did anybody figure out what the Hell he was complaining/talking about!? I just need a Cliff's Notes version, not a Babblefish translation.
 
I have translated it into normal english to the best of my ablity without the WTF's and OMG's cept some in the beginning i did this in computer class in an hour so dont flame me that i actually did this please

Everything in CAPS were things that i could decipher at all

I am writing this letter to persuade you that there is no time and little temptation for those who work hard on their jobs and their responsibilities to ruin peoples’ live. What the fuck I will persuade u of this by providing a few examples and illustrations of the was in which blizzard seeks to talk about you and me in terms which are not fit to be repeated!!! What the fuck 2 get immediately to the point its ventures are based on two fundamental errors What the fuck they assume that everything it says is thoroughly and totally true. O my god what the fuck and they promote the stinking idea that we can all live together happily without laws like the members of some 1960’s style dope-smoking commune What the fuck with this in mind I not being one of the many spoilsport of this world must review the basic issues at the root of the debate. I would like to DIGR3S here What the fuck you never heard that blizzard’s intention is to participate* (in) riots. O my god that’s because its HELOTS have been staging a massive cover up for quiet some time now Omg but if you keep your eyes open you notice that it claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping this claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by blizzard today the truth is that will invade every private corner and force every thought in to a twisted mold because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding that cannot be quantified or reasoned away and that savagely possesses dilapidated closed minded perfidious types with MAH and uncontrollable rage

Before you are me devious let me state that there is considerable evidence to show that blizzard is serious about wanting to panic irrationally and overact completely If you find that fact distressing then you should help me reach the broadest possible audience with the message that it cant relate to anyone other than the worst types of Noxious bores* there are. Either that or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got your brain in the wrong universe Don’t expect your sobbing to do much god however because we could opt to sit back and let blizzard confiscate other people’s rightful earnings Most people however would argue that the cost in peoples lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part Blizzard whould work with us not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all our glory for that reason some of the fact I’m about the present may seem shocking this this certainly are however blizzards perspective is that its way of life is correct and everyone else’s isn’t My perspective in contrast is that the concepts underlying blizzards licentious generalizations are like the Ptolemy’s astronomy which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies the fundamental idea-that the heavens revolve around the earth- was wrong just as blizzard’s idea that it is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread is wrong many people who follow blizzard’s pronouncements have come to the erroneous conclusion that Blizzard’s hatchet jobs prevent smallpox the stark truth of the matter is that is says that it is entitled to take rights away from individuals whom only blizzard perceives as disdainful what it means by this course is that it wants free reign to destroy the fabric of the nation Blizzard’s goal is to DA in splendor while the rest of us go to work in the mines by the way saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point at a cocktail party

And to oppose blizzard we must oppose parasitism oppose diabolism we must oppose communism and to oppose blizzard we must oppose JAKBOT3D BOURG3OISEI just look at the bill of rights served up in recent movies and television programs and you will hardly be able to deny that blizzard extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue by chicanery by dissimulation by trimming by an untruth by injustice anyway I hope I’ve made my point which is that only hidebound humanity haters are capable of imagining that without blizzard’s superior guidance we will go nowhere
 
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Even though I can read it now, I stil doan n0 he sayn, noameen?noameen?noameen? Yo he pud the shizzle on mah jizzlestick, noameen?
 
Word Skep.. he was bout to forshizzle the bozizzle up in herrrrrrrrrr... amarite? amarite?
 
This guy wins at the internet
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