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IM WRITNG THIS LET3R 2 PERSUAED U TAHT THEIR IS NO TIEM AND LITLE T3MPTATION FOR THOSE WHO WORK HARD ON THERE JOBS AND THERE R3SPONSIBILITEIS 2 RUIN PEOPL3S LIEVS111!!! WTFI WIL P3RSUAED U OF THIS BY PROVIDNG A F3W AXMPLAS AND ILUSTRATIONS OF DA WAY IN WHICH BLIZARD SEKS 2 TOK ABOUT U AND ME IN TERMS WHICH R NOT FIT 2 B RAPAAETD!!11!1! WTF2 GET IM3DIAETLY 2 TEH POINT ITS V3NTUR3S R BAESD ON TWO FUNDM3NTAL ARORS11!!!1 WTF TH3Y ASUMA TAHT AV3RYTHNG IT SAYS IS THOROUGHLY AND 2TALY TRU3!!11 OMG WTFAND THEY PROMOT3 DA MISTAEKN IEDA TAHT WE CAN AL LIEV 2G3THER HAPILY WITHOUT LAWS LIEK TEH MAMBRS OF SOME 1960S-STYLA DOPA-SMOKNG COMUNE!111 WTFWIT THIS IN MIND I NOT BNG ON3 OF DA MANY POUTY SPOILSPORTS OF THIS WORLD MUST R3VEIW DA BASIC ISUES AT TEH ROT OF DA D3BAET11!1!1!I WUD LIEK 2 DIGR3S HER31!!!! WTFU NAVER HEARD TAHT BLIZARDS INT3NTION IS 2 PRACIPITAET RIOTS?!???? OMG WTFTAHTS B/C ITS HELOTS HAEV BEN STAGNG A MASIEV COVER-UP FOR QUIET SOM3 TIEM NOW!11!11 OMGBUT IF U KEP UR EYES OPAN U NOTIEC TAHT IT CLAMES 2 HAEV TURN3D OVAR A NU LEAF SHORTLY AFTER GETNG CAUGHT TRYNG 2 MAEK N3ARBY COMUNITEIS VICTIMS OF ANVIRONM3NTAL D3GRADATION AND 2XIC WASTE DUMPNG!111!! THIS CLAME IS AN OUTRIGHT LEI TAHT IS STIL BNG CIRCULAETD BY BLIZARDS 2ADEIS!!1! DA TRUTH IS TAHT BLIZARD WIL INVAED 3VARY PRIVAET CORNAR AND FORC3 3VERY THOUGHT IN2 A TWIST3D MOLD B/C IT POSAS3S A HATRAD TAHT DAFEIS AL LOGIC AND UNDARSTANDNG TAHT CANOT B QUANTIFEID OR REASONED AWAY AND TAHT SAVAEGLY POSASES ADLAPAETD CLOS3D-MIND3D PARFIDIOUS-TYPAS WIT MAH AND UNCONTROLABLE RAEG
BFOR3!11! WTFU R M3 DAVIOUS L3T ME ASART TAHT THEYRE IS CONSIEDRABLE EVIEDNCA 2 SHOW TAHT BLIZARD IS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTNG 2 PANIC IRATIONALY AND OVERAACT COMPLETELY1!!1!! OMG WTFIF U FIND TAHT FACT DISTRESNG THEN U SHUD HELP ME R3ACH TEH BROAEDST POSIBLA AUDEINC3 WIT DA MESAEG TAHT IT CANT RELAET 2 ANYONA OTHER THAN DA WORST TYP3S OF NOXIOUS BORS THEIR AER111!!!!EITHER TAHT OR U CAN CRAWL IN2 A CORNER AND LMENT TAHT U GOT UR BORN IN TEH WRONG UNIEVRSE!11!!1!! WTF DONT AXPECT UR SOBNG 2 DO MUCH GOD HOW3V3R B/C WE CUD OPT 2 SIT BAK AND LAT BLIZARD CONFISCAET OTHER P3OPLES RIGHTFUL EARNNGS1!!!!!! WTF MOST P3OPLE HOW3VER WUD ARGUE TAHT DA COST IN PEOPL3S LIEVS AND SELF-3STEM IS AN AXTREM3LY HIGH PRIEC 2 PAY FOR SUCH INACTION ON OUR PART!!!1 OMG WTFBLIZARD SHUD WORK WIT US NOT STEP IN AT TEH ELEV3NTH HOUR AND HOG AL TEH GLORY!!!!!!1FOR TAHT R3ASON SOME OF TEH FACTS IMM ABOUT 2 PRESANT MAY SEM SHOKNG!1111! OMGTHIS THEY C3RTANELY AER!!11 OMG WTF HOWEVER BLIZARDS PARSPECTIEV IS TAHT ITS WAY OF LIEF IS CORECT AND EV3RYONE 3LSES ISNT111!!11 OMGMAH PERSP3CTIEV IN CONTRAST IS TAHT TEH CONCEPTS UNDARLYNG BLIZARDS LIECNTIOUS GAN3RALIZATIONS R LIEK TEH P2LAMACE ASTRONOMY WHICH CUD NOT HAEV B3N SAEVD BY POSITNG MORE 3PICYCLES OR ELIMINATNG SOME OF DA MOR3 GLARNG DISCRAPANCEIS!1!1 WTFDA FUNDMENTAL IEDA - TAHT TEH HEAEVNS REVOLVE AROUND TEH EARTH - WAS WRONG JUST AS BLIZARDS IEDA TAHT IT IS DA BST THNG 2 COMA ALONG SINCA DA INVENTION OF SLIECD BREAD IS WRONG1111 OMGMANY PEOPL3 WHO FOLOW BLIZARDS PRONOUNCEMENTS HAEV COM3 2 DA ARONAOUS CONCLUSION TAHT BLIZARDS HATCH3T JOBS PREVENT SMALPOX1!11! OMG WTF TEH STARK TRUTH OF TEH MATAR IS TAHT IT SAYS TAHT IT IS ANTITL3D 2 TAEK RIGHTS AWAY FROM INDIVIDUALS WHOM ONLY BLIZARD P3RCEIEVS AS DISDANEFUL!!111!! OMG WTF WUT IT MEANS BY THIS OF COURSE IS TAHT IT WANTS FRE REIGN 2 D3STROY DA H3ART AND FABRIC OF OUR NATION!!1111BLIZARDS GOAL IS 2 DA IN SPLANDOR WHIEL TEH RAST OF US GO 2 WORK IN DA MIENS!1!11 OMG WTF BY DA WAY SAYNG TAHT LAST SENTANCE OUT LOUD IS A NIEC WAY 2 GAT 2 TEH POINT QUIKLY AT A COKTALE PARTY
211!11! OMG OPOS3 ANTAGONISM WA MUST OPOS3 PARASITISM!1!!111!2 OPOSA DIABOLISM W3 MUST OPOSA COMUNISM!!1!1 OMG WTFAND 2 OPOS3 BLIZARD WA MUST OPOSE JAKBOT3D BOURG3OISEI!!!! OMG JUST LOK AT DA BIL OF R SARVAD UP IN RECENT MOVEIS AND TELAVISION PROGRMS AND U WIL HARDLY B ABL3 2 DANY TAHT BLIZARD EXTRICAETS ITS3LF FROM DIFICULTY BY INTRIGUE BY CHICAENRY BY DISIMULATION BY TRIMNG BY AN UNTRUTH BY AN INJUSTIEC1!11!111 WTFANYWAY I HOPA IV3 MAED MAH POINT WHICH IS TAHT ONLY HIEDBOUND HUMANITY-H8RS R CAPABL3 OF IMAGINNG TAHT WITHOUT BLIZARDS SUPERIOR GUIDANCE W3 WIL GO NOWHARA!!!11!11 OMG LOL
IM WRITNG THIS LET3R 2 PERSUAED U TAHT THEIR IS NO TIEM AND LITLE T3MPTATION FOR THOSE WHO WORK HARD ON THERE JOBS AND THERE R3SPONSIBILITEIS 2 RUIN PEOPL3S LIEVS111!!! WTFI WIL P3RSUAED U OF THIS BY PROVIDNG A F3W AXMPLAS AND ILUSTRATIONS OF DA WAY IN WHICH BLIZARD SEKS 2 TOK ABOUT U AND ME IN TERMS WHICH R NOT FIT 2 B RAPAAETD!!11!1! WTF2 GET IM3DIAETLY 2 TEH POINT ITS V3NTUR3S R BAESD ON TWO FUNDM3NTAL ARORS11!!!1 WTF TH3Y ASUMA TAHT AV3RYTHNG IT SAYS IS THOROUGHLY AND 2TALY TRU3!!11 OMG WTFAND THEY PROMOT3 DA MISTAEKN IEDA TAHT WE CAN AL LIEV 2G3THER HAPILY WITHOUT LAWS LIEK TEH MAMBRS OF SOME 1960S-STYLA DOPA-SMOKNG COMUNE!111 WTFWIT THIS IN MIND I NOT BNG ON3 OF DA MANY POUTY SPOILSPORTS OF THIS WORLD MUST R3VEIW DA BASIC ISUES AT TEH ROT OF DA D3BAET11!1!1!I WUD LIEK 2 DIGR3S HER31!!!! WTFU NAVER HEARD TAHT BLIZARDS INT3NTION IS 2 PRACIPITAET RIOTS?!???? OMG WTFTAHTS B/C ITS HELOTS HAEV BEN STAGNG A MASIEV COVER-UP FOR QUIET SOM3 TIEM NOW!11!11 OMGBUT IF U KEP UR EYES OPAN U NOTIEC TAHT IT CLAMES 2 HAEV TURN3D OVAR A NU LEAF SHORTLY AFTER GETNG CAUGHT TRYNG 2 MAEK N3ARBY COMUNITEIS VICTIMS OF ANVIRONM3NTAL D3GRADATION AND 2XIC WASTE DUMPNG!111!! THIS CLAME IS AN OUTRIGHT LEI TAHT IS STIL BNG CIRCULAETD BY BLIZARDS 2ADEIS!!1! DA TRUTH IS TAHT BLIZARD WIL INVAED 3VARY PRIVAET CORNAR AND FORC3 3VERY THOUGHT IN2 A TWIST3D MOLD B/C IT POSAS3S A HATRAD TAHT DAFEIS AL LOGIC AND UNDARSTANDNG TAHT CANOT B QUANTIFEID OR REASONED AWAY AND TAHT SAVAEGLY POSASES ADLAPAETD CLOS3D-MIND3D PARFIDIOUS-TYPAS WIT MAH AND UNCONTROLABLE RAEG
BFOR3!11! WTFU R M3 DAVIOUS L3T ME ASART TAHT THEYRE IS CONSIEDRABLE EVIEDNCA 2 SHOW TAHT BLIZARD IS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTNG 2 PANIC IRATIONALY AND OVERAACT COMPLETELY1!!1!! OMG WTFIF U FIND TAHT FACT DISTRESNG THEN U SHUD HELP ME R3ACH TEH BROAEDST POSIBLA AUDEINC3 WIT DA MESAEG TAHT IT CANT RELAET 2 ANYONA OTHER THAN DA WORST TYP3S OF NOXIOUS BORS THEIR AER111!!!!EITHER TAHT OR U CAN CRAWL IN2 A CORNER AND LMENT TAHT U GOT UR BORN IN TEH WRONG UNIEVRSE!11!!1!! WTF DONT AXPECT UR SOBNG 2 DO MUCH GOD HOW3V3R B/C WE CUD OPT 2 SIT BAK AND LAT BLIZARD CONFISCAET OTHER P3OPLES RIGHTFUL EARNNGS1!!!!!! WTF MOST P3OPLE HOW3VER WUD ARGUE TAHT DA COST IN PEOPL3S LIEVS AND SELF-3STEM IS AN AXTREM3LY HIGH PRIEC 2 PAY FOR SUCH INACTION ON OUR PART!!!1 OMG WTFBLIZARD SHUD WORK WIT US NOT STEP IN AT TEH ELEV3NTH HOUR AND HOG AL TEH GLORY!!!!!!1FOR TAHT R3ASON SOME OF TEH FACTS IMM ABOUT 2 PRESANT MAY SEM SHOKNG!1111! OMGTHIS THEY C3RTANELY AER!!11 OMG WTF HOWEVER BLIZARDS PARSPECTIEV IS TAHT ITS WAY OF LIEF IS CORECT AND EV3RYONE 3LSES ISNT111!!11 OMGMAH PERSP3CTIEV IN CONTRAST IS TAHT TEH CONCEPTS UNDARLYNG BLIZARDS LIECNTIOUS GAN3RALIZATIONS R LIEK TEH P2LAMACE ASTRONOMY WHICH CUD NOT HAEV B3N SAEVD BY POSITNG MORE 3PICYCLES OR ELIMINATNG SOME OF DA MOR3 GLARNG DISCRAPANCEIS!1!1 WTFDA FUNDMENTAL IEDA - TAHT TEH HEAEVNS REVOLVE AROUND TEH EARTH - WAS WRONG JUST AS BLIZARDS IEDA TAHT IT IS DA BST THNG 2 COMA ALONG SINCA DA INVENTION OF SLIECD BREAD IS WRONG1111 OMGMANY PEOPL3 WHO FOLOW BLIZARDS PRONOUNCEMENTS HAEV COM3 2 DA ARONAOUS CONCLUSION TAHT BLIZARDS HATCH3T JOBS PREVENT SMALPOX1!11! OMG WTF TEH STARK TRUTH OF TEH MATAR IS TAHT IT SAYS TAHT IT IS ANTITL3D 2 TAEK RIGHTS AWAY FROM INDIVIDUALS WHOM ONLY BLIZARD P3RCEIEVS AS DISDANEFUL!!111!! OMG WTF WUT IT MEANS BY THIS OF COURSE IS TAHT IT WANTS FRE REIGN 2 D3STROY DA H3ART AND FABRIC OF OUR NATION!!1111BLIZARDS GOAL IS 2 DA IN SPLANDOR WHIEL TEH RAST OF US GO 2 WORK IN DA MIENS!1!11 OMG WTF BY DA WAY SAYNG TAHT LAST SENTANCE OUT LOUD IS A NIEC WAY 2 GAT 2 TEH POINT QUIKLY AT A COKTALE PARTY
211!11! OMG OPOS3 ANTAGONISM WA MUST OPOS3 PARASITISM!1!!111!2 OPOSA DIABOLISM W3 MUST OPOSA COMUNISM!!1!1 OMG WTFAND 2 OPOS3 BLIZARD WA MUST OPOSE JAKBOT3D BOURG3OISEI!!!! OMG JUST LOK AT DA BIL OF R SARVAD UP IN RECENT MOVEIS AND TELAVISION PROGRMS AND U WIL HARDLY B ABL3 2 DANY TAHT BLIZARD EXTRICAETS ITS3LF FROM DIFICULTY BY INTRIGUE BY CHICAENRY BY DISIMULATION BY TRIMNG BY AN UNTRUTH BY AN INJUSTIEC1!11!111 WTFANYWAY I HOPA IV3 MAED MAH POINT WHICH IS TAHT ONLY HIEDBOUND HUMANITY-H8RS R CAPABL3 OF IMAGINNG TAHT WITHOUT BLIZARDS SUPERIOR GUIDANCE W3 WIL GO NOWHARA!!!11!11 OMG LOL