Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw

[Redbot]

granted but it's blood pudding

I'd like to see EQ under new ownership

 

[Redfrog]

granted but it's blood pudding

I'd like to see EQ under new ownership

Granted!! But it was Atari, and they ported it to the 2600 only now.

I wish I could ride on Aladdin's magic Carpet with Jasmine (Aladdin not around).

 

[MagesRock]

Granted!! But it was Atari, and they ported it to the 2600 only now.

I wish I could ride on Aladdin's magic Carpet with Jasmine (Aladdin not around).

Granted but Jasmine is a furry and only wants to be with Rajah.

I wish that I got paid to play EQ.

 

[postleaf]

Granted but Jasmine is a furry and only wants to be with Rajah.

I wish that I got paid to play EQ.

Granted. But it's an emu server that only has ocean of tears and you have no swimming skill

I wish I had a breakfast burrito...

 

[MagesRock]

Granted. But it's an emu server that only has ocean of tears and you have no swimming skill

I wish I had a breakfast burrito...

Granted but it's a 6 bean chilli cheese grande with extra sauce from Taco Bell and you have to run a marathon right after.

I wish tradeskills were all vendor supplied.

 

[Trevocalpse]

Granted but it's a 6 bean chilli cheese grande with extra sauce from Taco Bell and you have to run a marathon right after.

I wish tradeskills were all vendor supplied.

Granted, but each item cost 1m plat.

I wish Fast food was Cheap again.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but each item cost 1m plat.

I wish Fast food was Cheap again.

Granted, BUT......just like in the movie...

No, NOT Taco Bell.

I wish I had a nice cold delicious drink appear in my hand

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had a nice cold delicious drink appear in my hand

Granted, You're celebrating Thorri in Iceland while enjoying a pint of Whale Testicle Beer.

I wish the Raiders weren't such a crappy team.

 

[Trevocalpse]

Granted, You're celebrating Thorri in Iceland while enjoying a pint of Whale Testicle Beer.

I wish the Raiders weren't such a crappy team.

Granted, they have now been acquired/traded off to the Green Bay Packers and are no longer a team.

I wish Daybreak would only sus/ban accounts that abused AFK/warping ect when using MQ.

 

[Sic]

Granted, they have now been acquired/traded off to the Green Bay Packers and are no longer a team.

I wish Daybreak would only sus/ban accounts that abused AFK/warping ect when using MQ.

Granted but their false positives now just ban everyone :'( thanks trev, that's just great dude :p

I wish I could just have a few days without something catastrophic breaking around the house/cars

 

[Trevocalpse]

Granted but their false positives now just ban everyone :'( thanks trev, that's just great dude :p

I wish I could just have a few days without something catastrophic breaking around the house/cars

Heh.

Granted, but now you are diagnosed with a terminal illness, and those are the last days you have free.

i wish all dps classes could be competitive with each other throughout all eras/expansions, based only on player skill.

 

[postleaf]

i wish all dps classes could be competitive with each other throughout all eras/expansions, based only on player skill.

Granted. But now all classes have the same single skill called "do dAMagE" and it's only activated by using a the SIMON musical memory toy

I wish the "free days off" wish fulfillment was not quite so dark.

 

[Trevocalpse]

Granted. But now all classes have the same single skill called "do dAMagE" and it's only activated by using a the SIMON musical memory toy

I wish the "free days off" wish fulfillment was not quite so dark.

Granted, but now you are only doing what the wife wants to do all day everyday, like go to the pumpkin patch, and other "wife things" Like brunch, and dont get to do what you want to do.

I wish I could remember anything and everything that i wanted to.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but now you are only doing what the wife wants to do all day everyday, like go to the pumpkin patch, and other "wife things" Like brunch, and dont get to do what you want to do.

I wish I could remember anything and everything that i wanted to.

GRANTED! But the Everything part interferes a lot with the Anything part...this is you now:

I wish I didn't eat that Diarrhea lettuce....