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Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (2 Viewers)

Granted, but google is down and they're forced to use bing.

I wish I had a wish to wish in real life that would be granted, so I could wish for more wishes.
 
Granted but smoking oregano just gives you headaches.

I wish I had twice the amount of vacation days each year.
granted but 2 times 0 is still zero

I wish I would go get some lasik done (or glasses or something)
 
Granted, but now dirty windows REALLY kick in an OCD response

I wish my brother wouldn't tell me that I'm going to be like my dad in 20 years
Granted, he stops.. But now every time you look in a mirror, you see your father!

I wish I could get motivated to start doing weightlifting again..
 
Granted, but the weight you're lifting is 75lbs of fat accumulated from procrastinating the weightlifting.

I wish Derek Carr all of the luck in New Orleans....LOL
Granted but it is all of the bad luck.

I wish shipping things here was easier.

Figured that last wish might be touchy so I edited it.
 
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Granted, but now every time you eat tacos they taste like soap.

I wish you enjoy the soap tacos :p
Granted, but like a zealot they are constantly trying to get you to convert to soap tacos.

I wish monster was back on subscribe and save with amazon so I didn't have to remember to reorder them.
 
Granted, but it's Monster Unleaded.

I love the smell of coffee, so I wish caffeine didn't give me jitters.
 
Granted, but it's Mary Ann Cotton and you married her.

I wish this game wasn't going to take a year to complete.
granted, but now it is 2 years.

I wish the neighbors hadn't cut down their tree that hosted all my starling friends :(
 
Granted, but his fence is now made of 8 foot tall concert speakers that play croaker death metal 24 hours a day.

I wish I had a new EQ rig.
Granted, but it was this for trade of your old computer:
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I wish my family wanted steak for dinner instead of CORNDOGS...ugh.
 
Granted, you now live in WVA and have lots of one, none of the other.

I wish I had picked up food on my road trip. /autoforage on it is.

Granted! You picked up the most seen food on the road... roadkill!

I wish my VW didnt have all these mechanical issues I gotta deal with!
 
Granted but it is because she developed a fear of them and wants them out of the house.

I wish sargassum wouldn't wash up on the beaches every year.
 
Granted, but now it's 2 week old egg salad and it's washing up in your driveway.

I wish the greedy folks hadn't driven up Krono prices.
Granted, now they're just hoarding them all.
I wish I could get 2hr Amazon etc shipping here.

5dwys later, I also with 800more posts would show up lol
 
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