Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

[Oldman66]

I wish my dum-dum Chihuahua would come when I call him in.

Granted and when you call him he brought you your glasses so now you can see it's not a Chihuahua but in fact a large rat.

I wish folks that ask 100 ingame questions daily would try Google.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but google is down and they're forced to use bing.

I wish I had a wish to wish in real life that would be granted, so I could wish for more wishes.

 

[Knightly]

I wish I had a wish to wish in real life that would be granted, so I could wish for more wishes.

Granted, you now have multiplicative wishes but the only wish you can wish for is more wishes.

I wish I knew what island too!

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I knew what island too!

Granted and it's named after you, Gilligan.

I wish smoking anything other than herb was made illegal.

 

[Saffron]

Granted and it's named after you, Gilligan.

I wish smoking anything other than herb was made illegal.

Granted but smoking oregano just gives you headaches.

I wish I had twice the amount of vacation days each year.

 

[Sic]

Granted but smoking oregano just gives you headaches.

I wish I had twice the amount of vacation days each year.

granted but 2 times 0 is still zero

I wish I would go get some lasik done (or glasses or something)

 

[InvisigothMT]

granted but 2 times 0 is still zero

I wish I would go get some lasik done (or glasses or something)

Granted, but now dirty windows REALLY kick in an OCD response

I wish my brother wouldn't tell me that I'm going to be like my dad in 20 years

 

[LorDeth]

Granted, but now dirty windows REALLY kick in an OCD response

I wish my brother wouldn't tell me that I'm going to be like my dad in 20 years

Granted, he stops.. But now every time you look in a mirror, you see your father!

I wish I could get motivated to start doing weightlifting again..

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I could get motivated to start doing weightlifting again.

Granted, but the weight you're lifting is 75lbs of fat accumulated from procrastinating the weightlifting.

I wish Derek Carr all of the luck in New Orleans....LOL

 

[Saffron]

Granted, but the weight you're lifting is 75lbs of fat accumulated from procrastinating the weightlifting.

I wish Derek Carr all of the luck in New Orleans....LOL

Granted but it is all of the bad luck.

I wish shipping things here was easier.

Figured that last wish might be touchy so I edited it.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish shipping things here was easier.

Granted, but you can't recall where here is.

I wish my SSD didn't crap out on me!

 

[Redfrog]

Granted ! All is fixed and working, but erased. You also are not allowed to load Windows.

I wish my Espresso would kick in, I need to clean and do SOMETHING...

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted ! All is fixed and working, but erased. You also are not allowed to load Windows.

I wish my Espresso would kick in, I need to clean and do SOMETHING...

Granted, but then your espresso never stops kicking.

I wish for a taco. Gib.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but then your espresso never stops kicking.

I wish for a taco. Gib.

you have a taco, but it from taco bell, and yesterday.

I wish for a delish taco

 

[Oldman66]

I wish for a delish taco

Granted, but your delish taco was made by Jeffrey Dahmer.

I wish that thought was out of my head!

 

[Sic]

Granted, but your delish taco was made by Jeffrey Dahmer.

I wish that thought was out of my head!

Granted, but now every time you eat tacos they taste like soap.

I wish you enjoy the soap tacos :p

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but now every time you eat tacos they taste like soap.

I wish you enjoy the soap tacos :p

Granted, but like a zealot they are constantly trying to get you to convert to soap tacos.

I wish monster was back on subscribe and save with amazon so I didn't have to remember to reorder them.

 

[Redbot]

Granted, but it's Monster Unleaded.

I love the smell of coffee, so I wish caffeine didn't give me jitters.

 

[MrFrog]

Granted, but it's Monster Unleaded.

I love the smell of coffee, so I wish caffeine didn't give me jitters.

Granted, now it gives you the "poops"instead.

I wish I had Magento's powers on an atomic level.

 

[kaen01]

Granted, now it gives you the "poops"instead.

I wish I had Magento's powers on an atomic level.

Granted, you now have Magento's powers and can change 1 item on the atomic level to the color magenta

I wish the world was a nicer place to live

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, you now live on Gilligan's Island....alone.

I wish I had been born to know 'Mary Ann' in her prime.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had been born to know 'Mary Ann' in her prime.

Granted, but it's Mary Ann Cotton and you married her.

I wish this game wasn't going to take a year to complete.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but it's Mary Ann Cotton and you married her.

I wish this game wasn't going to take a year to complete.

granted, but now it is 2 years.

I wish the neighbors hadn't cut down their tree that hosted all my starling friends

 

[Abb7327]

granted, but now it is 2 years.

I wish the neighbors hadn't cut down their tree that hosted all my starling friends

Granted, but the tree falls on your house next month
I wish my coworkers had more common sense

 

[durango773]

Granted, but the tree falls on your house next month
I wish my coworkers had more common sense

They do, but they are all in your head.

I wish it wasnt tornado season

 

[Sic]

They do, but they are all in your head.

I wish it wasnt tornado season

granted - but now it is shark-tornado season

I wish for big delish juicy cheeseburger

 

[Oldman66]

I wish for big delish juicy cheeseburger

Granted but it was prepared in a blender since you lost your teeth.

I wish my neighbor would stop referring to the fence between our properties as "your fence".

 

[nerp]

I wish my neighbor would stop referring to the fence between our properties as "your fence".

Granted, but his fence is now made of 8 foot tall concert speakers that play croaker death metal 24 hours a day.

I wish I had a new EQ rig.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but his fence is now made of 8 foot tall concert speakers that play croaker death metal 24 hours a day.

I wish I had a new EQ rig.

Granted, but it was this for trade of your old computer:

I wish my family wanted steak for dinner instead of CORNDOGS...ugh.

 

[durango773]

Granted, but it was this for trade of your old computer:

I wish my family wanted steak for dinner instead of CORNDOGS...ugh.

Granted, people steaks it is.

I wish I didnt have 70 year old knees.

 

[Sic]

Granted, people steaks it is.

I wish I didnt have 70 year old knees.

granted, now you have 5 year old knees.

I wish ya'll would stop wishing me ill in this thread! (trees and teeth)

 

[durango773]

granted, now you have 5 year old knees.

I wish ya'll would stop wishing me ill in this thread! (trees and teeth)

Granted, you now live in WVA and have lots of one, none of the other.

I wish I had picked up food on my road trip. /autoforage on it is.

 

[LorDeth]

Granted, you now live in WVA and have lots of one, none of the other.

I wish I had picked up food on my road trip. /autoforage on it is.

Granted! You picked up the most seen food on the road... roadkill!

I wish my VW didnt have all these mechanical issues I gotta deal with!

 

[Knightly]

I wish my VW didnt have all these mechanical issues I gotta deal with!

Granted, the VW is completely rusted and all issues are now chemical.

I wish this thread wasn't so full of soylent green.

 

[kaen01]

Granted, the VW is completely rusted and all issues are now chemical.

I wish this thread wasn't so full of soylent green.

Granted, the thread on your computer is now full of gregs feet pics

I wish sic has all his teeth

 

[Sic]

Granted, the thread on your computer is now full of gregs feet pics

I wish sic has all his teeth

Granted, cause I do, but now you don't.

I wish you were nicer to me!!!

 

[Oldman66]

I wish you were nicer to me!!!

Granted, but it's due to the fact you're holding a sign that says "Free Tacos for the Nice Folks"

I wish I my Mrs didn't say it's ok to buy a new comp(too much reading).

 

[Saffron]

Granted but it is because she developed a fear of them and wants them out of the house.

I wish sargassum wouldn't wash up on the beaches every year.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish sargassum wouldn't wash up on the beaches every year.

Granted, but now it's 2 week old egg salad and it's washing up in your driveway.

I wish the greedy folks hadn't driven up Krono prices.

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted, but now it's 2 week old egg salad and it's washing up in your driveway.

I wish the greedy folks hadn't driven up Krono prices.

Granted, now they're just hoarding them all.
I wish I could get 2hr Amazon etc shipping here.

5dwys later, I also with 800more posts would show up lol