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Redguide's Rules...In Redneck! (1 Viewer)

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Redguides Rules (tranzlashun ba' http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ )

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I can read it just fine but then again I am a redneck :p
And btw some of us can read :p :p :p :p
 
<snaps photo> And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a prime specimen of the extremely rare Redneck Geek! The Redneck Geek is the only mammal known to allow /real-life/ fishing and hunting to interfere with his gaming time. If you ever see an I-Pod at a tractor-pull, chances are it will be connected to a Redneck Geek. Please don't get too close, as the Redneck Geek is often armed and dangerous; over the centuries, he has developed an amaizng defense mechanism: blinding projectile tabaccy spit.

Oh yeah, and though I don't fit _all_ the stereotypes, I do let fishing eat away at my game time ;), so I guess I qualify.... hmm.. if I had to define myself, I guess I'd be:

37% Geek
28% Intellectual
22% Outdoorsman / Sportsman (of the non-redneck bent - hiking, climbing, soccer, etc.)
13% Redneck

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww! (and all that jazz)
 
when I find an original version of the rules

Redguides Rules

You must be above 13 years of age to continue registration.

Anyone found to be age 13 or under will be immediately banned. No exceptions.

We do insist that you abide by the rules and policies detailed below. If you agree to the terms, please check the 'I agree' checkbox and press the 'Register' button below. If you would like to cancel the registration, click here to return to the forums index.

Although the administrators and moderators of RedGuides.com will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of RedGuides.com, nor Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message.

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Redguides Rules

(in cockney for yer all)

Yer must be above 13 years of age ter continue registration. Any bloke found ter be age 13 or under will be immediately banned. No exceptions. We do insist that yer abide by the rules and policies detailed below, right? If yer agree ter the terms, please check the bloody 'I agree' checkbox and press the 'Register' button below. If yer would like ter cancel the bleedin' registration, right, click 'ere ter return ter the forums index. Alffough the bleedin' administrators and moderators of RedGuides.com will attempt ter keep all objectionable messages off this forum, right, it is impossible for us ter review all messages. All messages express the bloomin' views of the auffor, right, and neever the owners of RedGuides.com, nor Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. (developers of vBulletin) will be 'eld responsible for the bleedin' content of any message. By agreein' ter ffese rules, right, yer warrant that yer will not post any messages that are obscene, right, vulgar, sexually-orientated, right, hateful, ffreatenin', or uvverwise violative of any lors. The owners of RedGuides.com reserve the chuffin' right ter remove, edit, move or close any fread for any reason. Guide Disclaimer All guides published by RedGuides.com are a lockup and intended only for information. Any illegal activity, includin' but not limited ter dahnOld Kent Roadin' of copyrighted material, is the sole responsibility of the reader. RedGuides takes no responsibility for the content of any site or program referred ter its guides, and the user accesses these sites and programs at 'is or 'er own risk. All guides may contain links ter sites and programs wich are controlled by fird knees-ups. Them linked sites and programs ain't under the control of RedGuides.com, and RedGuides.com ain't responsible for the contents of any linked site or any link contained in a link site or program. Links may contain inappropriate material, right, and any fairy, includin' them under the age of 18, right, clickin' on any link are solely responsible and subject ter local and federal lor. All guides and information found 'erein are intended for informative use only, and RedGuides takes no responsibility for users illegally enterin' any of the bleedin' referenced sites or usin' any programs in an illegal way, or any sites in general. In this regard, the bleedin' guides are only a lockup. RedGuides does not condone activities and actions that breach the rights of copyright owners. Piracy, or copyin' of copyrighted material is a crime punishable by severe penalty. RedGuides may provide instruction as ter accessibility and use of Royal Mile-sharin' programs, sites and communities, right, but takes no responsibility as ter use or copyin' of material nor does RedGuides.com condone illegal activity. Be warned in the bleedin' event a user of said software fails ter comply wiv lors governin' copyrighted property such user may be exposed ter criminal or civil liability wich may include possible not so bads or imprisonment. One should not dahnOld Kent Road copyrighted material wivout the owner of said material’s permission. Yer agree ter indemnify and 'old RedGuides, right, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, right, parent companies, officers, agents, right, co-branders or uvver partners, and employees, right, harmless from any claim or demand, right, includin' reasonable attorneys' fees, right, made by any fird knees-up due ter or arisin' out of yor use of the guide(s) yer read. The bloomin' software linked in all guides is controlled by fird knees-ups, and is in no way connected wiv RedGuides.com. The links are provided 'AS IS' and RedGuides ain't responsible in any way (includin', but not limited to) loss of info, use or profits. We make no warranty for this information or software, and yer run it at yor own risk. RedGuides.com recommends that yer 'ave antivirus software installed on yor French Tutor for the bloody purpose of detection, scannin' and removal of known/unknown system viruses eever pre-existin' on yor PC 'ard drive or ported ter yor 'ard drive from any source. RedGuides.com ain't responsible for cookies, info-miners, spyware, right, or anyfink of this sort as a result of accessin' any listed site in this, or any uvver guide published by RedGuides.com. We recommend runnin' an anti-spyware program regularly. All guides published by RedGuides are a lockup for informational and educational purposes only.
 
Is cockney like the british form of redneck or something?...lol i never heard of it b4...


Redneck and lovin it. =P and if you dont like it then i think a lynching is in order.
 
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