Ninjapickle
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Here are my two favorite cheesy chokes I thought I'd share with you folks. If you like them feel free to do the thing, and maybe even share one of your own!
Note: I make no attempt to be pc or in any way appropriate. Not that I think many here care
An old man turned 90 years old and decided to visit the local whore house to celebrate. On arrival, the madam in charge looked at him and his walker skeptically and asked if she could help him. He smiled and told her he wanted the absolute best they had to offer.
"Are you sure you wouldn't like to start slowly and work your way up?", she asked.
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life. I know what I want!", he replied.
She shrugged her shoulders and complied with his request.
The woman selected for him greeted him warmly and escorted him to a nearby room. Once inside she said "Would you like to sit and talk for awhile before starting?"
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life. I know what I want!", he replied.
She also just shrugged and said "I'll be right back, I'm going to freshen up and prepare." She left him on the bed and went to the bathroom to do just that.
When she came out, she was shocked to see that not only was he already naked, but he was putting cotton in his ears and nose.
"Ummm....what are you doing?", she asked.
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life and if there are two things I can't stand, it's the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of rubber burning!"
Now for the really cheesy one.
A young man turns 18 and his father decides it's time he became a man. He hands him a duck and tells him to go to the local whorehouse where he can trade the duck in exchange for his first sexual encounter.
The young man goes to town and does just that, offering the duck which was accepted by one of the whores. When it's over she says "That was AMAZING! I'll give you the duck back if you'll do that again!" So, he does.
On his way home, he's rather proud of himself and is thinking about the fun he had. He forgets to keep a good grip on the duck, which jumps out of his arms and runs into the street, promptly getting run over.
The guy driving the car stops and gets out. "I'm so sorry about that, I never saw it coming." he says. Seeing the sad look on the young mans face he offers him $10 to pay for the duck, which the man accepts.
He finally gets home and his father asks how it went, to which the young man replies "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and ten bucks for a fucked up duck!"
Note: I make no attempt to be pc or in any way appropriate. Not that I think many here care
An old man turned 90 years old and decided to visit the local whore house to celebrate. On arrival, the madam in charge looked at him and his walker skeptically and asked if she could help him. He smiled and told her he wanted the absolute best they had to offer.
"Are you sure you wouldn't like to start slowly and work your way up?", she asked.
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life. I know what I want!", he replied.
She shrugged her shoulders and complied with his request.
The woman selected for him greeted him warmly and escorted him to a nearby room. Once inside she said "Would you like to sit and talk for awhile before starting?"
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life. I know what I want!", he replied.
She also just shrugged and said "I'll be right back, I'm going to freshen up and prepare." She left him on the bed and went to the bathroom to do just that.
When she came out, she was shocked to see that not only was he already naked, but he was putting cotton in his ears and nose.
"Ummm....what are you doing?", she asked.
"Listen here! I'm 90 years old and I've lived a long and full life and if there are two things I can't stand, it's the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of rubber burning!"
Now for the really cheesy one.
A young man turns 18 and his father decides it's time he became a man. He hands him a duck and tells him to go to the local whorehouse where he can trade the duck in exchange for his first sexual encounter.
The young man goes to town and does just that, offering the duck which was accepted by one of the whores. When it's over she says "That was AMAZING! I'll give you the duck back if you'll do that again!" So, he does.
On his way home, he's rather proud of himself and is thinking about the fun he had. He forgets to keep a good grip on the duck, which jumps out of his arms and runs into the street, promptly getting run over.
The guy driving the car stops and gets out. "I'm so sorry about that, I never saw it coming." he says. Seeing the sad look on the young mans face he offers him $10 to pay for the duck, which the man accepts.
He finally gets home and his father asks how it went, to which the young man replies "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and ten bucks for a fucked up duck!"