Bored? (1 Viewer)

[BlackObsidian]

Ok I thought I'd share with you my views on the current races and classes in WoW as a sort of frustrated moan. I was looking at rolling a new character yesterday and ended up just rolling a new warlock because nothing else was appealing...

Alliance

Dwarf - Short, fat and ugly.
Gnome - Cute/cool.
Human - Boring, everyone chooses Human because they're the most "normal" looking.
Night Elf - Big-ears, skinny and not particularly attractive.

Horde

Orc - Incredible Hulk? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
Tauren - Ooh a big ugly cow but wil nice racial ability.
Troll - ROFL... No! Quite simply No!
Undead - Can look cool and nice racial ability.

Druid - Go resto or fuck off!
Hunter - Nice class but you have to be an ugly git race to play one.
Mage - Not bad, not bad.
Paladin - Erm... No! Just... No!
Priest - Healing? I had enough bullshit with my Druid thankyou very much!
Rogue - *yawn*
Shaman - Ugly? come on in!
Warlock - Nice and fun to play but I have a 60 already.
Warrior - Tanks but no tanks.

So there you have it, my choices for characters I'd possibly enjoy playing are:-

Gnome Mage
Gnome Warlock
Undead Mage
Undead Warlock

And as I'm joining friends on a PvP server who are Alliance that leaves me a STAGGERING choice of Gnome Mage/Warlock.

Wow!

Roll-on Burning Crusade (september)

 

[alucard]

Night elfs and trolls have the best dances though.

 

[BlackObsidian]

Orcs FTW

Stop! Hammer time!

 

[Syko]

True, but you Can't beat that Troll Laugh xD /troll laugh at Blackobsidian

and Tauren = Yumm Sexy Hamberger

 

[RedBema]

Everyone says that NE's are gay, but I for one like the elf class. Maybe it's because Orlando Bloom was just so darn cute in Lord of the Rings.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

 

[alucard]

Orlando Bloom was just so darn cute in Lord of the Rings.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

 

[RedBema]

Oh, look how adorable.