BlackObsidian
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Ok I thought I'd share with you my views on the current races and classes in WoW as a sort of frustrated moan. I was looking at rolling a new character yesterday and ended up just rolling a new warlock because nothing else was appealing...
Alliance
Dwarf - Short, fat and ugly.
Gnome - Cute/cool.
Human - Boring, everyone chooses Human because they're the most "normal" looking.
Night Elf - Big-ears, skinny and not particularly attractive.
Horde
Orc - Incredible Hulk? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
Tauren - Ooh a big ugly cow but wil nice racial ability.
Troll - ROFL... No! Quite simply No!
Undead - Can look cool and nice racial ability.
Druid - Go resto or fuck off!
Hunter - Nice class but you have to be an ugly git race to play one.
Mage - Not bad, not bad.
Paladin - Erm... No! Just... No!
Priest - Healing? I had enough bullshit with my Druid thankyou very much!
Rogue - *yawn*
Shaman - Ugly? come on in!
Warlock - Nice and fun to play but I have a 60 already.
Warrior - Tanks but no tanks.
So there you have it, my choices for characters I'd possibly enjoy playing are:-
Gnome Mage
Gnome Warlock
Undead Mage
Undead Warlock
And as I'm joining friends on a PvP server who are Alliance that leaves me a STAGGERING choice of Gnome Mage/Warlock.
Wow!
Roll-on Burning Crusade (september)
Alliance
Dwarf - Short, fat and ugly.
Gnome - Cute/cool.
Human - Boring, everyone chooses Human because they're the most "normal" looking.
Night Elf - Big-ears, skinny and not particularly attractive.
Horde
Orc - Incredible Hulk? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
Tauren - Ooh a big ugly cow but wil nice racial ability.
Troll - ROFL... No! Quite simply No!
Undead - Can look cool and nice racial ability.
Druid - Go resto or fuck off!
Hunter - Nice class but you have to be an ugly git race to play one.
Mage - Not bad, not bad.
Paladin - Erm... No! Just... No!
Priest - Healing? I had enough bullshit with my Druid thankyou very much!
Rogue - *yawn*
Shaman - Ugly? come on in!
Warlock - Nice and fun to play but I have a 60 already.
Warrior - Tanks but no tanks.
So there you have it, my choices for characters I'd possibly enjoy playing are:-
Gnome Mage
Gnome Warlock
Undead Mage
Undead Warlock
And as I'm joining friends on a PvP server who are Alliance that leaves me a STAGGERING choice of Gnome Mage/Warlock.
Wow!
Roll-on Burning Crusade (september)