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I don't have many really good ones, but I once told a group that I had to leave to go give myself a colonoscopy. 
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Funny - What's the funniest/dumbest excuse you've ever given to leave a group? (1 Viewer)
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I don't have anything like that - but we used to keep track of weird reasons (real) people used to go afk during raids.
had some dude who lived in canada "afk bear in yard"
had someone afk cause they forgot to feed the horses
"afk need to shave" was pretty dumb and prolly got a dkp minus
had some dude who lived in canada "afk bear in yard"
had someone afk cause they forgot to feed the horses
"afk need to shave" was pretty dumb and prolly got a dkp minus
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Man, during a raid is even worse. That minus DKP is legit.
Had to ask my oldest child what it meant when everyone had to "drop the kids off at the pool" 
In my defense it was summertime here in the Southwest so everyone does go swimming a lot.
But it is a polite way of saying what your doing, I use it a lot now
In my defense it was summertime here in the Southwest so everyone does go swimming a lot.
But it is a polite way of saying what your doing, I use it a lot now
I dont know if it applies to this as well but if u do that alot you can go blind or your arse will grow hair
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No worries, those already apply to me, so no point in stopping now lol
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Had a guy in raid abruptly leave because he had to go kill a mouse. "Got a mouse in kitchen guys...wife is on the table hiding from it. She is 5 foot 3 and 245 and I paid 1500 for this table" We could not be mad at the guy haha. He came back for the final event.
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Hahaha! Love it!
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I once had to leave in the middle of a raid. Wife just took a pregnancy test and it was positive! She came in waiving it at me and I was like, gotta go, ima dad..../q
you had give or take 9 months no need to stop! kidding hah
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Congrats on having sex!
Oh man yeah over the years there have been countless gems people have dropped in group/raid before quickly departing.
“I’m out guys, to high to see what I’m going”
“wife’s home, told her I wasn’t playing anymore “
“Dogs need to go out...back...need to go let the dogs back in....{20 mins go by} cat got out need to go hunt him down, laterz”
“gotta go, baby’s crying and I’m not sure where she crawled off to!”
“sorry all fell asleep at the keys, going to eat and pass out /wave”
there are soooo many more, need to think more on it.
“I’m out guys, to high to see what I’m going”
“wife’s home, told her I wasn’t playing anymore “
“Dogs need to go out...back...need to go let the dogs back in....{20 mins go by} cat got out need to go hunt him down, laterz”
“gotta go, baby’s crying and I’m not sure where she crawled off to!”
“sorry all fell asleep at the keys, going to eat and pass out /wave”
there are soooo many more, need to think more on it.
bow she ke wow wow...grats! That's not an excuse, it's a life sentence my friend...lol