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Funny - True Story Of A Booty Call Gone Horribly Wrong!

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So booty calls did exist we actually called people to come over and have sex. This is one of those stories. Well sorta.

So it's about 3:30am. and I'm getting home from the bar. I decided to call a girl I know to come over. I call her. Before I can invite her over I start to feel sick, I ask her to hold a minute.

I click over to the other line and call my Sister the Nurse and say these exact words, "Jan I think I may be dying. Hey hold on for a minute."

And I put my Sister on hold and click back over to my booty call and the first words out of my mouth were, "So you wanna come over and fuck me?"

Well the phone didn't click over like it was supposed to And my Sister shouts,"Fuck you? You little son of a bitch if you aren't dead by the time I get there I'm going to kill you!"

I just threw the phone. My Sister apparently found me with my Star Spangled Boxers around my ankles passed out in the bathroom floor I had been throwing tin my bathtub!

And that really happened. The worst part is I started shooting an indie film at 7am that morning! With the booty call and she came over that night. No Sister drama. Haha.
Here is me and my buddy Scott in a scene from the film that's me with the Corona.
 

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