Redbot
- Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
- Is more powerful than a locomotive.
- Is faster than a speeding bullet.
- Walks on water.
- Gives policy to God.
- Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
- Is more powerful than a switch engine.
- Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
- Walks on water if sea is calm.
- Talks with God.
- Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
- Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
- Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet.
- Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
- Talks with God if special request is approved.
- Barely clears a quonset hut.
- Loses tug-of-war with locomotive.
- Can fire a speeding bullet.
- Swims well.
- Is occasionally addressed by God.
- Walks around buildings.
- Rides locomotives.
- Can load a gun.
- Uses the bridge.
- Thinks about God.
- Makes marks high on wall when trying to clear short buildings.
- Is run over by locomotive.
- Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
- Dog-paddles.
- Talks to animals.
- Runs into buildings.
- Recognizes locomotives two times out of three.
- Is not allowed near guns.
- Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
- Talks to walls, argues with self.
- Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings.
- Says "Look at the choo-choo."
- Wets self with water pistol.
- Plays in puddles.
- Loses arguments with self.
- Is pussy whipped.
- Trips over shoelaces wearing cowboy boots.
- Cannot walk over train tracks without falling.
- Hurts self with forks.
- Drowns drinking glass of water.
- Forgets how to talk.
- Lifts buildings and walks under them.
- Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
- Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them.
- Freezes water with a single glance.
- Is God.
Last edited:
. Anyhow just paid, I'll be back and working sometime this week. Even on EQ *grins evilly*
