I was joking, sir.
Refering to the lack of "If approved I would like access to ______" among other things. This sticky above would explain the format.
Usually Redbot doesn't hand out the goodies until voting is over, voting is still going on. Or atleast that is my experience with being honorable mention / top 10.
Next time you decide to do something that is a special case like this you might want to wait until after you've spoken with one of the people capable of giving you the free month.