IRL - How to get in with the ladies, for RJ (1 Viewer)

[Khatib]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1hTUK6eGPg


You can try watching the whole thing... imo, it's all pretty hilarious.

The key part for you Ripperjack starts in around 2:30 though. Get your ass to Toys R Us and get one of those things!

 

[Ripperjack]

The key part for you Ripperjack starts in around 2:30 though. Get your ass to Toys R Us and get one of those things!

Unless I can get a "My Little Pony" that shoots rohypnol tablets out of its ass, like a Pez dispenser, then I'm not sure if that will help much.

 

[Khatib]

You could always become robosexual?

http://gizmodo.com/367698/technosexual-one-mans-tale-of-robot-love

 

[Ripperjack]

http://gizmodo.com/367698/technosexual-one-mans-tale-of-robot-love

"The misfits, the very shy, the sexually inadequate and uneducable."

Doesn't that describe like... 99% of all people who play MMO games these days?

Like I've always said, "Roll on my Cherry 2000 android!"... I'll be first in line when they go into production, since I can't be bothered with real humans any more. Especially when I see what horrors are available on pleantyoffish.com

Lets see... I can have hours of sex with an image of female perfection, who will never judge me, reject me or make me feel inadequate, albeit artificial... or I can phuck a middle aged, cranky, man hating blob! Go figure.

For those of you young'ins born after 1987, who have NO idea what I am talking about. Have a look here...

Plot summary for Cherry 2000

 

[bakshi]

I feel that we should save up and get this for ripperjack