vipervenom
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This is not mine, found it off allakhazam forums, it is by ShaedeReska but I thought yall would love it.
So one day I logged onto Allakhazam. Oh, I have a couple new private messages! I better check them!
Quote:wow gold seller
http://www.youknowwhatthisis.com/pa
http://wwwyouknowwhatthisis/pa
ICQ：10823blahblah
AIM：gilssblah
Yahoo: sellgilblahblahblah
Msn:[email protected]
if you find cheaper price of the gold, you can let me know
Wow! Two messages about buying gold! Real gold! With that I could make statues or toothpicks or something and be really rich. I decided to find out where to get a hand on this gold. But to communicate I'd have to use broken English so they properly understand.
Quote:
Hello, how much to the is it could I buy the golds? I am noticing in about gold. Could that be how much?
His reply was no more informative then the Private Message.
Quote:yes, can you visit this website (www.blahblah.com)
and you can chat with our customer support (www.blahblahblah.com/talktolivechinaman)
I had no idea what to say to that. I thought I could be buying gold from them, but those links only led me to web sites about video games. And this was no game.
Quote:I don't understand.
Hopefully he'll clarify what was going on.
Quote:you can visit http://www.downwithwoweconomy.com
to buy gold
and you can also contact with us
http://somerandomipadressofdeath/
via msn,icq,aol or yahoo message.
Then it dawned on me. He wasn't talking about real gold! He was talking about fake video game money! But he couldn't... who would buy that? I had to confirm my suspicion.
Quote:Wait, is this gold not real?
The repy was quite odd.
Quote:what do you mean not real?
they are wow gold!
I could only assume that wow gold was not real gold. I had no idea what wow gold actually was, so I decided to find out if he had any real gold he could sell me.
Quote:But it's not real gold? I was looking for bars of gold.
Do you sell gold by the bars?
I think he started to understand after that.
Quote:you want buy real gold?not virtual gold
I was shocked that he was so hesitant to sell me real gold. Didn't gold grow on plants in China? Could you not farm them right out of the ground? Is that not what a gold farmer is? I had to know!
Quote:
I heard from a friend that you can farm gold in China. If that's
true I'd like to buy some gold bars from you.
Sadly, he did not understand my request.
Quote:
yes .ofcourse you can buy via this website
http://www.thisisnotrealmoney.com/ha
next time please send email to my main email [email protected] thank you.
I was desperate. I had to get my gold, but they were trying to sell me fake "virtual wow gold". Not real gold. These crooks. I had to try, one last time, to get some rich Chinese gold.
Quote:But that's not real gold! I wanted gold bars, like the ones you farm from the ground in China! You're holding back on me, aren't you? Stop pointing me to this fake stuff! I want real gold! Where can I get it?
I haven't gotten a response yet. I'm assuming they're gathing a truckload of gold to fly to my in America. It turns out that buying gold is difficult, even if it comes out of the ground like in China. People are very protective and secretive about it. I wonder sometimes if the Aztecs had the same problem as I trying to get their gold to make statues and toothpicks with. If I get my shipment of gold, I'll keep you all informed.
Funny, EH?
So one day I logged onto Allakhazam. Oh, I have a couple new private messages! I better check them!
Quote:wow gold seller
http://www.youknowwhatthisis.com/pa
http://wwwyouknowwhatthisis/pa
ICQ：10823blahblah
AIM：gilssblah
Yahoo: sellgilblahblahblah
Msn:[email protected]
if you find cheaper price of the gold, you can let me know
Wow! Two messages about buying gold! Real gold! With that I could make statues or toothpicks or something and be really rich. I decided to find out where to get a hand on this gold. But to communicate I'd have to use broken English so they properly understand.
Quote:
Hello, how much to the is it could I buy the golds? I am noticing in about gold. Could that be how much?
His reply was no more informative then the Private Message.
Quote:yes, can you visit this website (www.blahblah.com)
and you can chat with our customer support (www.blahblahblah.com/talktolivechinaman)
I had no idea what to say to that. I thought I could be buying gold from them, but those links only led me to web sites about video games. And this was no game.
Quote:I don't understand.
Hopefully he'll clarify what was going on.
Quote:you can visit http://www.downwithwoweconomy.com
to buy gold
and you can also contact with us
http://somerandomipadressofdeath/
via msn,icq,aol or yahoo message.
Then it dawned on me. He wasn't talking about real gold! He was talking about fake video game money! But he couldn't... who would buy that? I had to confirm my suspicion.
Quote:Wait, is this gold not real?
The repy was quite odd.
Quote:what do you mean not real?
they are wow gold!
I could only assume that wow gold was not real gold. I had no idea what wow gold actually was, so I decided to find out if he had any real gold he could sell me.
Quote:But it's not real gold? I was looking for bars of gold.
Do you sell gold by the bars?
I think he started to understand after that.
Quote:you want buy real gold?not virtual gold
I was shocked that he was so hesitant to sell me real gold. Didn't gold grow on plants in China? Could you not farm them right out of the ground? Is that not what a gold farmer is? I had to know!
Quote:
I heard from a friend that you can farm gold in China. If that's
true I'd like to buy some gold bars from you.
Sadly, he did not understand my request.
Quote:
yes .ofcourse you can buy via this website
http://www.thisisnotrealmoney.com/ha
next time please send email to my main email [email protected] thank you.
I was desperate. I had to get my gold, but they were trying to sell me fake "virtual wow gold". Not real gold. These crooks. I had to try, one last time, to get some rich Chinese gold.
Quote:But that's not real gold! I wanted gold bars, like the ones you farm from the ground in China! You're holding back on me, aren't you? Stop pointing me to this fake stuff! I want real gold! Where can I get it?
I haven't gotten a response yet. I'm assuming they're gathing a truckload of gold to fly to my in America. It turns out that buying gold is difficult, even if it comes out of the ground like in China. People are very protective and secretive about it. I wonder sometimes if the Aztecs had the same problem as I trying to get their gold to make statues and toothpicks with. If I get my shipment of gold, I'll keep you all informed.
Funny, EH?