8 more random macros for teh EQ1

[zazoot]

This macro is for skilling up defense on a twink, jam the twink in a corner somewhere, then duel the cleric. (this works on level 70 twinks too)
We are assuming the cleric has yalp7, complete healing, and unswerving hammer of retribution. It takes aproximately 20 hours to max out defense (from 0) in this manner (useful for people like me who have busy RL schedules, ive maxed out many twinks this way)

sub main
:buns
/delay 10
/if ((${Me.Buff[Yaulp VII].Duration}<=1)) {
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
 }
/if (${Target.PctHPs}<65) /cast "Complete Healing"
/if (${Target.PctHPs}==100) /cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/goto :buns
/return

Heres a simple little healing macro I made for xping in lame places like pofire or whatever, boxing a cleric for easy xp is mind bogglingly boring.
As you can see, it will response to some text, from tells or group chat or whatever. so you can be sneaky about it. Personally If i were you id change the event names.
Also it will DA if the cleric gets whacked.
And if you peek at the code, the cleric cheals at 85 on its target.

#event ouch "#*#hits YOU#*#"
#event goats "#*#goats#*#"
#event donkeys "#*#donkey#*#"
#event horses "#*#horses#*#"

sub main 
:loop1 
/if ((${Me.Buff[Yaulp VII].Duration}<=1)) {
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
 }
/if (${Me.CurrentMana}<1200) {
 /g we are low on mana
 }
/doevents
/call healbum
/delay 10
/goto :loop1 
/return

sub healbum
/if (${Target.PctHPs}<85) {
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
|/cast "Supernal Light"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
/cast "Complete Healing"
 }
/return

sub event_ouch
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/cast "Divine Aura"
/cast "Divine Barrier"
/return

sub event_goats
/echo Resplendant Cure inc
/g Resplendant Cure inc
/alt act 390
/return

sub event_donkeys
/echo Hand of Conviction inc
/g Hand of Conviction inc
/cast "Hand of Conviction"
/cast "Hand of Conviction"
/cast "Hand of Conviction"
/cast "Hand of Conviction"
/return

sub event_horses
/echo Aura of Devotion inc
/g Aura of Devotion inc
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/cast "Aura of Devotion"
/return

Here is my leet wizard macro i made so i could afk my wizard in pofire / etc static camp type xp groups, it does harvests and it clicks mana robe between casts, and while not nuking. (it wont go below 50% hp)
soandso = person to assist

sub main 
:loop1 
/assist soandso
/call killthemob 
/delay 1s 
/goto :loop1 
/return

sub killthemob 
/if ((${Me.Buff[Summon Drogmor].Duration}<=1)) {
  /cast item "Small Black Drum"
 }
/if ((${Me.Buff[Greater Familiar].Duration}<=1)) {
  /cast "Greater Familiar"
  /cast "Greater Familiar"
  /cast "Greater Familiar"
 }
|/if ((${Me.CurrentMana}>3000)&&(${Me.Buff[Force Shield].Duration}<=1)) {
|  /cast "Force Shield"
|  /cast "Force Shield"
|  /cast "Force Shield"
| }
/if ((${Me.Buff[Iceflame of E`ci].Duration}<=1)) {
  /cast "Iceflame of E`ci"
  /cast "Iceflame of E`ci"
  /cast "Iceflame of E`ci"
 }
/assist soandso
/delay 1s 
/cast "Harvest"
/alt activate 172
|/invite
|/if ((${Target.PctHPs}<100)&&(${Target.Speed}>85)&&(${Target.Distance}<100)) /cast 7
/if ((${Target.PctHPs}<91)&&(${Target.PctHPs}>0)&&(${Target.Type.Equal[NPC]})) {
  /cast 1
  /cast 1
  /cast 1
  /cast 2
  /cast 2
  /cast 2
  /delay 65
 }
/if ((${Me.PctMana}<99)&&(${Me.PctHPs}>50)) {
  /cast item "Mana Robe"
  /delay 3.5s
 }
/return

Timing the bat adds on redfang

#event ouch "#*#out the surreal cavernous#*#"

sub main 
:loop1 
/doevents
/delay 10
/goto :loop1 
/return


sub event_ouch
/gu REDFANG POPPED - GET READY!
/delay 600
|/gu bats in 3 Minutes
/delay 600
|/gu bats in 2 Minutes
/delay 600
/gu bats in 1 Minute
/delay  440
/gu VORACIOUS INC in 15 seconds - move to chanters NOW
/return

Heres a simple macro i whipped up around PoR release to help me beat that stupid lab mission in skylance (I did it like 40-50 times to farm augs and crap for twinks, and to get guildies flagged up). Simply start the macro sometime before placing the egg on the table, and your gtg, it tells you where to click etc. Maybe i should have added a timer too so you know WHEN to click, oh well, its 1 min delay between clicks or it wil give you a message saying "its not ready"

#event leftin "The gaze-O-rama should be used to confer the egg with greater sight."
#event upin "Use the trans-injector to infuse the essence of magic into the egg."
#event rightin "A good dose of ethereal goo needs to be applied next."
#event downin "Switch on the hyper-manipulator to align the proteins into their proper sequence."
#event rightout "From the ether, call out to the spirits willing to aid you in this experiment."
#event downout "The dispenser has the next critical component."
#event leftout "Distill the magical spirits into their purest form."
#event upout "Remove the necrotic portions of the tissue."

sub main 
/declare goatsex outer
/varset goatsex place the egg tard
:loop1 
/doevents
/popup ${goatsex}
/delay 10
/goto :loop1 
/return

sub event_leftin
/varset goatsex LEFT INNER
/return

sub event_upin
/varset goatsex UP INNER
/return

sub event_rightin
/varset goatsex RIGHT INNER
/return
sub event_downin
/varset goatsex DOWN INNER
/return

sub event_rightout
/varset goatsex RIGHT OUTER
/return

sub event_downout
/varset goatsex DOWN OUTER
/return

sub event_leftout
/varset goatsex LEFT OUTER
/return

sub event_upout
/varset goatsex UP OUTER
/return

I dunno if devlin works this way as I havent seen him in a year but i used this back in the day for when he was weilding gay vials.
All it does is insta pick the vial up, destroying is up to you, i dont like auto destroying with macros, so i never code it.

#event clickfuckers "#*#exactly where you are standing#*#"

sub main
/echo Automated Unstable Vial Picker Upper - Started
/popup DEVLIN ROCHESTER IS A DIRTY PROSTITUTE
:fuckmata
/doevents
/delay 5
/goto :fuckmata
/endm

Sub Event_clickfuckers
/stopcast
/delay 5
/echo fucking poisoned holy water
/echo --Vial Picked up--
/popup DESTROY THE VIAL!
/delay 2
/itemtarget
/delay 2
/face fast item
/delay 2
/click left item
|/gu I have destroyed a vial !
/delay 5
/return

for those of you who do mata muram... and are required to wear the mask to click on it...

#event clickfuckers "#*#You feel a gaze of deadly power focusing on you#*#"

sub main
/echo Automated Mirrored mask click - Started
/popup MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE MIRRORED MASK ON
/delay 20
/popup IF YOU DO THEN GOOD IF NOT THEN FUCK YOU
:fuckmata
/doevents
/delay 5
/goto :fuckmata
/endm

Sub Event_clickfuckers
/stopcast
/delay 5
/echo Mata is looking at me, OMG
/echo --Mask clicked--
/popup YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED --- CASTING THE MASK
|/gu MATA MURAM HAS FIXED HIS GAZE ON ME !
/cast item "Mirrored Mask"
/cast item "Mirrored Mask"
/cast item "Mirrored Mask"
|/chat #???? MATA IS LOOKING AT ME
/delay 5
/return

and of course the afk dkp macro !
for when reaid is full and you need to catch the Zs

sub main
/echo will sleep in 3 hours
/delay 108000
/gu nite guys
/camp desktop
/endm

 

[zazoot]

oh whoops, forgot to mention, i would like access to the everquest section if this is accepted :P

 

[Cade]

Another couple months for this

EDIT: Hell I'll just give you a year

 

[Devlin]

I dunno if devlin works this way as I havent seen him in a year but i used this back in the day for when he was weilding gay vials.
All it does is insta pick the vial up, destroying is up to you, i dont like auto destroying with macros, so i never code it.

/popup DEVLIN ROCHESTER IS A DIRTY PROSTITUTE

Am not :mad:



Nice macros, Small suggestion though. using spell_routines.inc will further help so you don't have to spam /cast

 

[Tonka Trucks]

HAHAHAHAHA, he's talking about the NPC, you dolt...and I know that's who you got your name from.

 

[nijhal]

The defense also works with the level 70 enchanter pet, and much faster than cleric pet. Since I 6 box, that made things a heck of alot faster healing with cleric and using ench pet. defense is flying up. Prolly cause ench per dual wields and double attacks.

N

 

[zazoot]

heres an updated version, recasts pet if it suicides
also does the oow aa pet
i havent change dit to new one cuz id ont have it yet

#event ouch "#*#20000#*#"

sub main
:buns
/delay 10
/doevents
/if ((${Me.Buff[Yaulp VII].Duration}<=1)) {
/alt act 391
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
  /cast "Yaulp VII"
 }
/if (${Target.PctHPs}<65) /cast "Complete Healing"
/if (${Target.PctHPs}==100) /cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/alt act 391
/goto :buns
/return

sub event_ouch
/alt act 391
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/delay 5
/cast "Unswerving Hammer of Retribution"
/return