Well, it happened again. You read another article on NotAddicted.com, and as always you giggled a little, but you managed to not injure yourself. Then, some reply to the OP, probably from your favorite person here (‘guest’), made you laugh so hard, so suddenly, and so unexpectedly that you snorted something out your nose and all over your keyboard.
What was that most likely to be? Or what was the worst experience you ever had, or the best experience you ever caused, as far as nasal spewing goes?
A friend of mine was once eating god knows what, laughed, and snorted a little seed from a red chili up into his nasal passages. He said it was the single worst experience of his life: he was pouring tears out his eyes, liquid fire out his nose, and was in eye-clawing agony.
I only wish I had been there to see and/or cause it.
The whole thing is apparently genetic, and if I am true to my family heritage I will probably, god willing, kill myself by rolfsnortzlachen. Only a couple years ago I found out my grandmother (my dad’s side, and I don’t know which of her 14 kids to blame – probably grandpa) died after laughing and snorting a chunk of meat down her trachea. Then, (and how sinister is this, hmmm?) my dad made my mom laugh so hard she snorffled some vinegar (?) from her spinach (??) and then proceeded to come down with a nice case of aspiration pneumonia. She recovered (ha! take that, dad!) but still continues to daily eat a dangerous dinner with the goofiest human I know.
What are you most likely to roflsnortzen out your nose?
What was that most likely to be? Or what was the worst experience you ever had, or the best experience you ever caused, as far as nasal spewing goes?
A friend of mine was once eating god knows what, laughed, and snorted a little seed from a red chili up into his nasal passages. He said it was the single worst experience of his life: he was pouring tears out his eyes, liquid fire out his nose, and was in eye-clawing agony.
I only wish I had been there to see and/or cause it.
The whole thing is apparently genetic, and if I am true to my family heritage I will probably, god willing, kill myself by rolfsnortzlachen. Only a couple years ago I found out my grandmother (my dad’s side, and I don’t know which of her 14 kids to blame – probably grandpa) died after laughing and snorting a chunk of meat down her trachea. Then, (and how sinister is this, hmmm?) my dad made my mom laugh so hard she snorffled some vinegar (?) from her spinach (??) and then proceeded to come down with a nice case of aspiration pneumonia. She recovered (ha! take that, dad!) but still continues to daily eat a dangerous dinner with the goofiest human I know.
What are you most likely to roflsnortzen out your nose?