have you ever been so bored that you started a totally pointless thread talking about some weird random shit that no one will be interested in (not even yourself) and then deleted it 3 times just to do it again?...well i have....and just decided to leave it here this time...
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codecaster
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Sometimes when I'm sitting on the shitter, I yell out random obscenities, grunt as loud as I can and shout things like "You gotta be fucking kidding me!" and "Jesus CHRIST not today! Not right now! I don't have time to clean this up!"... I come out and my wife is usually in tears laughing...
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Yeah even the PG version of this where I just yell and yodle at the top of my lungs gets a pretty good reaction in public restrooms.
This one time my buddy gave me $20 to shit in a urinal at Barnes & Noble... But that same night I have him $20 to shit in the sink at Subway, so we broke even.
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This one time my buddy gave me $20 to shit in a urinal at Barnes & Noble... But that same night I have him $20 to shit in the sink at Subway, so we broke even.
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So we were in Subway this one time (most of my friends used to work there) and you had to mop the floor before you left for the night. So this one dude we hated was working that night and he was getting ready to leave so he put out the mop bucket and ran out to his car for a minute. Me and like 5 other dudes went and pissed in the bucket and left. So the next morning there is a CLOSED sign on the door and they all got calls from the manager not to come in to work until 2 days later because the store was closed for cleaning.
I won't even get into the time we sprayed mace all over the Nintendo 64 controllers on the demo machine at Toys 'R Us.
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I won't even get into the time we sprayed mace all over the Nintendo 64 controllers on the demo machine at Toys 'R Us.
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Once, I went into the womens bathroom with some friends, and smeared shit everywhere (literal shit, we shat on the floor, in the sinks everywhere... I swear to god, we were just chillin outside the bathroom... "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKINNNNNG GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.. we almost got expelled... nasty but funny!
Heh I member my first day of highschool when some senior came up to me when I was getting something out of my locker. He gave me a squirt of perfume on the back of my neck, laughed and ran away.
The next day I seen him comming again. I was ready. I had a super soaker full of piss and cologne and anything else that smelled nasty and let him have it, yup the whole thing all over him.
"Heh so were sitting the the principals waiting room, he had a bloddy lip to boot cause he fell on my locker when he tried to punch me, musta tripped on my foot or something.
The pricipal came in, turned around and walked out and said get out of my office and have a shower.
Heh that was only the first two days lol
The next day I seen him comming again. I was ready. I had a super soaker full of piss and cologne and anything else that smelled nasty and let him have it, yup the whole thing all over him.
"Heh so were sitting the the principals waiting room, he had a bloddy lip to boot cause he fell on my locker when he tried to punch me, musta tripped on my foot or something.
The pricipal came in, turned around and walked out and said get out of my office and have a shower.
Heh that was only the first two days lol
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OK well, I am a firm believer in revenge. If it is called for, and it takes alot to make me want revenge, but I believe that violence isn't the answer. It is too merciful. Bruises go away fast.
I enjoy getting someone back in a way that will hurt longer than a punch or smack, I like something more brutal...
In high school, there was this guy that was a big smartass and used to take every friggin opportunity to make fun of me. I usually let it slide because I was a smartass myself, but one day it went too far.
We were in class, and I answered a question from our teacher, and I can't remember what it was, but this guy cut in and made some comment that I also can't remember, but the whole class laughed at my expense. Now, I am a big man, and always have been. I could have easily busted him up, but I waited until later. This guy played the sax in our band, and later that day, I went to his sax case, and grabbed his mouthpiece. (This is the thing that you must have in your mouth and pretty much suck on and blow on to make a sound.. OK No jokes about that, I'm serious! =P)
I took his mouthpiece, carefully lodged it below my nutsack where the "taint" is LOL and proceded to walk a few laps around the school building on a humid, warm afternoon. Needless to say, the sweat and funk down there was fully infused into the mouthpiece by the end of my journey, and the discomfort was very much worth it the next day when he put it in his mouth, and had no idea. I guess the smell aired out, and he couldnt tell, but me and a friend of mine knew.. I just smiled at his dumb ass for the rest of the year every time he talked junk. He never found out, but he practically sucked my balls for the rest of the school year!
Ahh revenge is sweet.
I enjoy getting someone back in a way that will hurt longer than a punch or smack, I like something more brutal...
In high school, there was this guy that was a big smartass and used to take every friggin opportunity to make fun of me. I usually let it slide because I was a smartass myself, but one day it went too far.
We were in class, and I answered a question from our teacher, and I can't remember what it was, but this guy cut in and made some comment that I also can't remember, but the whole class laughed at my expense. Now, I am a big man, and always have been. I could have easily busted him up, but I waited until later. This guy played the sax in our band, and later that day, I went to his sax case, and grabbed his mouthpiece. (This is the thing that you must have in your mouth and pretty much suck on and blow on to make a sound.. OK No jokes about that, I'm serious! =P)
I took his mouthpiece, carefully lodged it below my nutsack where the "taint" is LOL and proceded to walk a few laps around the school building on a humid, warm afternoon. Needless to say, the sweat and funk down there was fully infused into the mouthpiece by the end of my journey, and the discomfort was very much worth it the next day when he put it in his mouth, and had no idea. I guess the smell aired out, and he couldnt tell, but me and a friend of mine knew.. I just smiled at his dumb ass for the rest of the year every time he talked junk. He never found out, but he practically sucked my balls for the rest of the school year!
Ahh revenge is sweet.
ss44 said:
Yeah, I do this, too, but recently I've started just singing random songs. Sometimes one will stick in my mind for a long time, and I'll sing that song over and over. For instance, last week it was "Funky Town," and this week I'm singing the lyrics, "You can dance if you want to! You can leave your friends behind..." and then I just mumble until I forget what I was doing.
Sad.
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I invent devious assassination plots of my arch-enemies that I never carry out in my spare time.