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Well, some of us may be "getting some" but what I'm trying to establish is whether or not I'm "getting" the best stuff possible, I don't want an inferior product!
 
Well, some of us may be "getting some" but what I'm trying to establish is whether or not I'm "getting" the best stuff possible, I don't want an inferior product!
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I'd be happy with ANY product... even white trash Jerry Springer women. What ever it takes to get some :backasaurus:
 
What makes me really sad is my birthday is coming up in a week.

My last two birthdays, I got pictures of boobies sent to me from girls I played WoW with as a "Hey it's your birthday! Look at my tits!"

Both were 100% out of the blue... both were almost a lil creepy. Although the first chick was pretty hot... she was married to another guildmate and had a couple kids... which made that pretty weird.

The second chick was seriously dating another guildmate... and was only decent looking. Still made for a nice pair of free tits to look at... but still. The whole internet dating thing... yeah... that totally creeps me out. If someone is desperate enough to look for love on the INTERNET, they're lacking some major social skills (unless they're older, like 35+, and using a dating service, not a video game) and I don't think they'd be my type then anyways. And what with all the pedos and fat dudes posing as chicks and fat chicks posing as hot chicks and all that stuff... it's just overly creepy.

Be a decent regular person, go to house parties and bars to meet your mates. Save the internet and the computer for downloading porn and keep it to yourself. Cybering is creepy.

But yeah... it's my birthday in a bout a week and I just sold my WoW account... so I don't know that anyone will randomly email me a booby pic. :( I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed and see what happens.
 
Khatib said:
If someone is desperate enough to look for love on the INTERNET, they're lacking some major social skills (unless they're older, like 35+, and using a dating service, not a video game) and I don't think they'd be my type then anyways.
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Awww... I'm 36, I'm overly desperate, I use WoW as a dating service, so no hawt nerd cyborz for you!

Khatib said:
And what with all the pedos and fat dudes posing as chicks and fat chicks posing as hot chicks and all that stuff... it's just overly creepy.
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No... it's called Second Life! :furry:
 
Khatib said:
The second chick was seriously dating another guildmate... and was only decent looking. Still made for a nice pair of free tits to look at... but still. The whole internet dating thing... yeah... that totally creeps me out. If someone is desperate enough to look for love on the INTERNET, they're lacking some major social skills (unless they're older, like 35+, and using a dating service, not a video game) and I don't think they'd be my type then anyways. And what with all the pedos and fat dudes posing as chicks and fat chicks posing as hot chicks and all that stuff... it's just overly creepy.

Be a decent regular person, go to house parties and bars to meet your mates. Save the internet and the computer for downloading porn and keep it to yourself. Cybering is creepy.
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I dunno. When you really think about it just about everyone who plays online games especially MMOs does so as a replacement for some aspect of their social lives. Be it to play with RL friends you never get to see, ruin other peoples day and generate lots of nerd rage, or make new friends to "hang out" with online. It doesn't seem all that far of a stretch for me to see people doing the same with the romantic side of their social lives. I don't see these people as being any more desperate or depraved than the folks picking up easy drunken ass in bars/clubs or hitting up some dating service. Hell cybersex is a lot cleaner and safer than dicking some random hole you've known for about an hour. I don't know anyone who's picked up herpes from an internet slut.

Just say YES to cyber.
 
mven said:
When you really think about it just about everyone who plays online games especially MMOs does so as a replacement for some aspect of their social lives.
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I use it to replace the lack of hammer/axes in my normal life, oh and to kill people, because even though it's illegal it's fun!

Also there is a major lack in quality free-to-air programming and since the cable is always used by my folks, how else am I going to waste time for hours on end?

Edit: Just wanted to establish that I kill people in the game, not real life
 
Khatib said:
My last two birthdays, I got pictures of boobies sent to me from girls I played WoW with as a "Hey it's your birthday! Look at my tits!"
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SS or it didn't happen!!! pms
Myself, I do neither one of the two, I don't cyber and I don't pick up chicks in bars. I'll wait until I run into a nice girl again.
I agree with Mven though, I'd probably cyber before I'd take home a disease infested drunken slut from a bar, just for my dicks sake...don't want it dropping off, ya'know.
 
Gouka said:
SS or it didn't happen!!! pms
Myself, I do neither one of the two, I don't cyber and I don't pick up chicks in bars. I'll wait until I run into a nice girl again.
I agree with Mven though, I'd probably cyber before I'd take home a disease infested drunken slut from a bar, just for my dicks sake...don't want it dropping off, ya'know.
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1) Who says all girls-in-a-bar are drunken sluts?
2) Even if they are, whats the problem?
3) Whats a "nice" girl? (sounds awfully boring...)
 
(Un)conscious said:
1) Who says all girls-in-a-bar are drunken sluts?
2) Even if they are, whats the problem?
3) Whats a "nice" girl? (sounds awfully boring...)
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1) Me! And i'm always right... :yea: (girls in bars who sleep with guys after knowing them for about 30 minutes are sluts...sorry)
2) I don't want to catch a disease and have my dick drop off... kinda need it
3) Nice girls are the ones you can use more than once, aka girlfriend.

Anyway, if you disagree, I agree to disagree, but you are just WRONG, and I'm right! :snicker:
 
Gouka said:
2) I don't want to catch a disease and have my dick drop off... kinda need it
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For what??? Cyber with some fat 40 year old who's telling you he's an azn teen? lol. As far as diseases, not everyone has em, and that's what condoms are for. There's a difference between a slightly loose chick lookin for a good time and a skanky disease ridden slut.


3) Nice girls are the ones you can use more than once, aka girlfriend.
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You don't "use" the nice ones. That's what the drunken sluts are for.
 
*shrug* condoms don't protect against everything and they aren't perfect even against the things they do protect against. Cyber is still safer.

And who gives a shit if it's a fat 40 year old? Just like the drunken slut at the bar you don't have to call her the next day. If you never know what's the difference?

The point was more that calling people losers for any form of social interaction online on an online gaming forum is pretty silly~
 
I'm too lazy to make you a link to wikipedia...but damn, look up satire...PLEASE!
Anyway, I like the e-rage to be honest, so let's continue:

Khatib said:
For what??? Cyber with some fat 40 year old who's telling you he's an azn teen? lol. As far as diseases, not everyone has em, and that's what condoms are for. There's a difference between a slightly loose chick lookin for a good time and a skanky disease ridden slut.
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I like azn teen chicks...and 40 yo dudes, ofc :ohyeah:

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You don't "use" the nice ones. That's what the drunken sluts are for.
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Hell no! I need to use the virgin ones, so I can stay "clean" and move on to the next "clean" girl when I'm bored/done with the other one. A guy has got to do, what a guy has got to do. /flex

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Damn guys this is really really sad... & I thought Ripper was in bad shape! But man this is way worse, you people presumably have had sex before and actually prefer to (excuse me for the upcoming content) wank in front of a fucking computer screen than go to a bar, pick up a nice, "clean" [out on the town for a good laugh] girl and enjoy till breakfast (and maybe for a while after that).

PS: Maybe you should re-read condom failure statistics (you have a higher chance of getting struck by a meteor)

And Gouka, you're just huge slut (which is fine, but admit it)
 
(Un)conscious said:
Damn guys this is really really sad... & I thought Ripper was in bad shape! But man this is way worse, you people presumably have had sex before and actually prefer to (excuse me for the upcoming content) wank in front of a fucking computer screen than go to a bar, pick up a nice, "clean" [out on the town for a good laugh] girl and enjoy till breakfast (and maybe for a while after that).

PS: Maybe you should re-read condom failure statistics (you have a higher chance of getting struck by a meteor)

And Gouka, you're just huge slut (which is fine, but admit it)
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Weird, I know about four people who've experienced condom failure, plus myself. I know exactly noone who has been hit by a meteor.
 
lol it says [something along the lines of] "get the air out of the condom by pinching the reservoir before putting on"
15 yrs of use and not one ever broke...

I do know this fisherman in Bonaire who got hit by a meteor... (at least thats what he claims, might have been a bottle thrown out another ship...)
 
mven said:
The point was more that calling people losers for any form of social interaction online on an online gaming forum is pretty silly~
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My point is anyone who considers jerking off to be as good as sex, doesn't know much about good sex, and that's kinda sad.
 
Gouka said:
Anyway, I like the e-rage to be honest, so let's continue:

please post rage here
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E-rage?

I was laughing at you dude. Where did you get erage from? Cause I used 3 questions marks after for what? That wasn't e-rage, that was me indicating the incredulity of the idea that someone might say they won't have sex cause they don't want their dick to fall off... that then being -- what's the point of saving it if you're never using it properly...

/shrug
 
(Un)conscious said:
15 yrs of use and not one ever broke...
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Excuse me if some of us are not so deft with the old squeezing of the air or the correct application of a condom when drunk, I've had them break twice, that's twice too many imho.

Mind you I've only got about 6 years experience so that means I should be up to 4 breakages by 15 years, are you sure you're actually having sex?...
 
About condoms...like my master (Austin "Danger" Powers) told me: "Only sailors use condoms." And I'm not a sailor....hmmmmmmmm
 
Yeah... I noticed... of course, all those posts you quoted came AFTER my post that you claimed was e-rage. Which I was just explaining was not... e-rage... in the post you quoted out as though I was ... further... e-raging.... or whatever... Seriously.. Now I'm just confused at what you think you're trying to point out.
 
Khatib said:
Both were 100% out of the blue... both were almost a lil creepy. Although the first chick was pretty hot... she was married to another guildmate and had a couple kids... which made that pretty weird.

The second chick was seriously dating another guildmate... and was only decent looking. Still made for a nice pair of free tits to look at... but still. The whole internet dating thing... yeah... that totally creeps me out. If someone is desperate enough to look for love on the INTERNET, they're lacking some major social skills (unless they're older, like 35+, and using a dating service, not a video game) and I don't think they'd be my type then anyways. And what with all the pedos and fat dudes posing as chicks and fat chicks posing as hot chicks and all that stuff... it's just overly creepy.
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yeah i see where you're going with that but you see you could have strung them along and used them for ingame services, rezzes, enchants, ports, etc. as i'm sure resident sex offender ripperjack will tell you, girls dont send boob pics to just anyone.
 
tribute said:
Excuse me if some of us are not so deft with the old squeezing of the air or the correct application of a condom when drunk, I've had them break twice, that's twice too many imho.

Mind you I've only got about 6 years experience so that means I should be up to 4 breakages by 15 years, are you sure you're actually having sex?...
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Obviously if, as i suppose is your case, having sex is a lonesome occupation you will, because of a set of basic physical laws commonly refered to as "friction", rip the damn thing. For everyone else the "friction" is dampened by secretions that act as "lubricants" :yea:


And T. just to get back to original argument *post rage* Are you honestly saying that you'd rather have cyber sex than get it for real?
 
(Un)conscious said:
Obviously if, as i suppose is your case, having sex is a lonesome occupation you will, because of a set of basic physical laws commonly refered to as "friction", rip the damn thing. For everyone else the "friction" is dampened by secretions that act as "lubricants" :yea:


And T. just to get back to original argument *post rage* Are you honestly saying that you'd rather have cyber sex than get it for real?
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I think I'm lost, I thought this site was satirical:

Word: satire
Pronunciation: 'sa-"tI(-&)r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough -- more at SAD
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Just a little fyi so we don't get all serious and stuff, that shit makes me depressed, and if I wanted to be depressed I'd read the WoW class forums!
 
(Un)conscious said:
Obviously if, as i suppose is your case, having sex is a lonesome occupation you will, because of a set of basic physical laws commonly refered to as "friction", rip the damn thing. For everyone else the "friction" is dampened by secretions that act as "lubricants" :yea:
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Maybe he just has a thing for GILFs and they forget the Vagisil...
 
aww....you have to admit, the "Satire" explanation wall-o-text crits nicely for about 22k shadowdamage :ohyeah: warlock nerf!!!

I just made a fact right there...huh, what?
 
Khatib said:
My point is anyone who considers jerking off to be as good as sex, doesn't know much about good sex, and that's kinda sad.
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Don't knock masturbation... It's sex with someone I love.

Okay so I stole that from Woody Allen.

As a counterpoint anyone who considers good sex to be better than masturbation obviously needs to improve their technique.

Oh yeah and I have also broken a few condoms though I have only been fucking for 11 years or so. Maybe I am just too retarded to properly insert my wang in latex... Though in all fairness I think all of them were Lifestyles brand. I don't think I've ever broken a Trojan. Though there might have been a few drunken instances that I just don't recall.
 
Well even if you're regularily getting some, jerkin the gerkin is still a quality supplement, but I don't think you could ever consider it a quality replacement.
 
I have to admit, I'm impressed at just how this thread has developed, I'm not sure WHAT is has developed into, but it has definately changed topic a number of times.
It's the sheer stupidity of it that makes me laugh (a large amount of that stupidity emanating from me, and not always on purpose!)

I myself post here to pass the time at work (yes I do still have a job, until Monday) and I say whatever I do with the knowledge that I hide behind the wall that is my notaddicted handle of tribute.
Only to realise later that every post I make has my myspace address attached as my homepage, dang, so much for anonymity! (Add me if you want!)

Well I don't know where I was going with that, but I guess my point is that this thread keeps me going with its sheer (dare I say it) randomness.

Keep it up!
 
(Un)conscious said:
you have a higher chance of getting struck by a meteor
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*Holds up umbrella and begins to cower*

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Anyways, I'm actually glad I'm single. I see some of my friends with girlfriends and their only purpose pretty much is nagging them to death and throwing a wet blanket over anytime me and my friends want to have fun. I'm starting to wonder: why even have a girlfriend at that point? pms I suppose I'll never get any before I get you know, married because I actually have standards. Or, you know, I'll reroll Priest later in life.

On the subject of Cybering: Eh, why not. I figure if you don't know the person on the other end has a penis, you don't need to know. In fact, I've even had a brief stripping career on my female Night Elf toon. They don't know, they just give me gold to /dance in front of the stormwind tavern.
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Lol Cyber Tron!
 
Gouka said:
I'm too lazy to make you a link to wikipedia...but damn, look up satire...PLEASE!

Anyway, I like the e-rage to be honest, so let's continue:

please post rage here
V V V V V V V V V V V V
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<--is filled with this "e-rage" at the moment...
I cannot believe the level of diregard for women and lack of respect for sex/relationships there is in this thread. I am appalled! You people disgust me to such extremes that I almost want to change my own gender....

That being said I've broken 2 condoms myself.
One, screwing this drunk whore that apparently had the clap and two, spanking my wang with a condom so as not to get the afformentioned clap on my hand.
I know, I fail....
 
Getpaid said:
<--is filled with this "e-rage" at the moment...
I cannot believe the level of diregard for women and lack of respect for sex/relationships there is in this thread.
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Who cares?! Women are like unicorns, mystical creatures that are impossible to catch...and just DON'T EXIST :D

Time for some more Kitty-dancing

:furry: :furry: :furry: :furry: :furry: :furry: :furry:
 
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