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[Ripperjack]

If there is one page on the internet that fills me with loathing and disgust, it is this one:

http://www.plaync.com/us/news/2007/02/its_valentines.html

Why, I hear you ask?

Because I've been playing that bloody game since beta 2004, for about a year until WoW then on and off between WoW bouts, and I have NOT been able to pick up like these "people" have been. >

Hell I was even in the greatest furry B&D, S&M supergroup on Virtue, Kittens on the Prowl, and even had a few mousie characters as my pets with my mistress kitten character :furry:... but do you think I could pick up a chick? Noooooo! >

It's phucking NOT FAIR!! I given the past 5 years of my life to MMO games and one can NOT pick up chicks, as easily as these people make it out to be. In fact you usually cannot pick up at all!! > > > > > > >

Bugger it, with issue 9 coming out I might go back to CoV/CoH with my badass fire/kinetic corrupter virtual girlfriend, and try to hook up with another badass chick, who I hope isn't another guy like me playing his virtual girlfriend looking for a virtual lesbian orgy to toss his rocks off to.

 

[imported_tribute]

ripperjack, seek help, urgently!

In all seriousness though, you're just too good for any of those virtual ladies, they don't deserve you, or maybe they're afraid that they aren't up to your standards and so they stay away for fear of being denied?

 

[Unregistered]

You're too desperate, Rip. And Australian to boot.

DDnB at home who forgot his login password

 

[dermien]

You'd probably get picked up a lot faster if you didn't stress it so much. Or at all.

 

[Reygar]

stessing about anything makes it seem worse than it is.

 

[Ged]

Half the time you won't even know if people are chicks (trust me, playing a female toon as a male really leads to some misunderstanding:P)

 

[SGMessiah]

I've dated two chicks I met over the intaarweb, both have been.. how do I put this without busting my own balls.. Larger women, well equipped frontals and big money shakers.. Now I don't mind that at all, but I have a feeling that the one that always blurps out about women on the internet is "fat/ugly hoe's" might be right.. Cause both turned out to be bad seeds, so I threw them to the dinosaurs. Anyhow, chicks from my pov are always loot whores in online mmorpgs, even if they try their best not to be they always end up as loot-whores, no matter how sneaky they might be, trying to use their sex as much as possible to get their way.

Just my own experience

PS!
The worst ones are those that goes straight out saying that they hate other women who are "loot whores" or "attention whores". Oye, they kick them selves in the leg right there.

 

[Jan]

I am deeply wounded and offended by your rampant stereotyping. I demand an offering of gold and loot in indemnity for emotional damage.

 

[SGMessiah]

How about you get half my burger instead?

Stereotyping or not, that burger is better than any offering of gold!

 

[colekutz]

Such calling of names is never appropriate.:nay:

 

[SGMessiah]

Is someone calling someone else anything?

I was refering to my own experience, wich is a bad one, and thus I think deserve that offensive use of language. And that about stereotyping, I know girls that play World of Warcraft, Lineage 2, Dark Age of Camelot and even a couple who still prance around in UO. Wich are all great personalities, but yes, there are bad seeds everywhere and excuse me if I've offended anyone when blurping on about my bad experience, heck even I'm a bad seed to someone *evil grin*

 

[Ged]

Such calling of names is never appropriate.:nay:

How dare you argue SGMessiah, almighty colekutz has spoken!:nay:

 

[SGMessiah]

but.. but!

 

[Ged]

but.. but!

DON'T TRY IT BOY!:yea:

Also, is that half-a-burger still up for grabs?

 

[Gouka]

"fat/ugly hoe's"

great personalities

Having a great personality doesn't make a girl pretty or less fat So they'll still be "fat/ugly ho's" with great personalities :shifty:

Anyway, looking for pretty girls on the intarweb, c'mon! Why don't people just try a bar or something, so they can SEE the person they talk to, just a thought...

 

[SGMessiah]

Having a great personality doesn't make a girl pretty or less fat So they'll still be "fat/ugly ho's" with great personalities :shifty:

Anyway, looking for pretty girls on the intarweb, c'mon! Why don't people just try a bar or something, so they can SEE the person they talk to, just a thought...

And being overweight is not synonym with being ugly, the "fat'n ugly hoe's" is something I picked up from a ex-guildie. Never the less, stop twisting my points.

To Ged:

Maybe..!

 

[imported_tribute]

And being overweight is not synonym with being ugly

Yes, yes it is, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise!

Don't get me wrong, I like curvaceous women as much as the next guy, but to an extent, the same way that super skinny girls turn me off, so do larger women, hey I work hard to keep in shape, why should I expect/respect any less from them?

It doesn't mean I won't talk to them, lot's of ugly people are nice, because they have to be to make up for their hideous looks! This is the way they adapt, and as a result I have many good friends who are less than attractive, including those on the heavier side of heavy.

But don't let political correctness get in the way of the truth, if you're fat then you're fat, don't sugercoat it because when you meet a realist/arsehole like me they'll just cut straight to it pulling away the whole facade that you're proud of the way you look.

For Gods sake, just put down the bucket of chicken and go for a WALK! Do you remember walking? Going from point A to point B on foot? Do that frequently and your genitals may become visible again, and what a glorious day that will be!

So there we have it, flame on...

 

[SGMessiah]

Yes, yes it is, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise!

Don't get me wrong, I like curvaceous women as much as the next guy, but to an extent, the same way that super skinny girls turn me off, so do larger women, hey I work hard to keep in shape, why should I expect/respect any less from them?

It doesn't mean I won't talk to them, lot's of ugly people are nice, because they have to be to make up for their hideous looks! This is the way they adapt, and as a result I have many good friends who are less than attractive, including those on the heavier side of heavy.

But don't let political correctness get in the way of the truth, if you're fat then you're fat, don't sugercoat it because when you meet a realist/arsehole like me they'll just cut straight to it pulling away the whole facade that you're proud of the way you look.

For Gods sake, just put down the bucket of chicken and go for a WALK! Do you remember walking? Going from point A to point B on foot? Do that frequently and your genitals may become visible again, and what a glorious day that will be!

So there we have it, flame on...

Want a cookie?

If you feel that theres something great about your effort of staying "fit", then all ave to you for that. But think outside the box for a minute, im not a large person my self, I am what you can call "european normal", but I know people that have weight issues, and it's not something to do with eating to much and never do any workout. Some actually have serious gene issues regarding the problem, and some are as you say straight up lazy, but you cut everyone over the same edge here. And wheter a woman with to much around her tummy is ugly or not is up to each and every individual, thank god it differs from person to person what is concidered "beauty" or not.

Uhhhhuh!

 

[Deafdumbandblind]

Let's put this fat chick/ugly chick thing to bed...

Was it Shakespeare that said "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? Well,, I've seen a Beholder and there's nothing beautiful about them whatsoever.

But the essence of what he said is true.

I've got two friends who are married to things so fat and hideous that no amount of beer would make me consider bedding them. However, they really love them. You can never know the reasons, maybe they weren't always fat and ugly and my friends still "see" the people they used to be OR maybe they're fat-fetishists or whatever.

The point is one man's fat & ugly could be another man's "something to grab a hold of" or GSOH. You can never tell.

And yes, it's not fair that we men can be overwieght or, dare I say, fat ourselves and still deride fat women but I am content with the status quo nevertheless.

Btw fat people are ugly....unless you like that sorta thing I guess....which I don't!

 

[imported_tribute]

All I'm saying is that even if they have "gene issues" that make them obese, it doesn't mean that they are any more attractive, you gotta call a spade a spade and if they're fat they're fat.
Plus how many people do you know who actually have documented evidence of these problems? Most people are just lazy and eat the wrong foods because they can't be stuffed making lunch before work instead of eating crap for lunch from some fast food joint.
Now I'm no saint, I enjoy some fatty stuff, but in moderation and around a balanced diet, I'm lucky in that I love fruit and that helps, plus now that I've recently given up smoking I feel heaps better.
The thing is, most people only make excuses, even for others and say "He's not fat, he's big boned" or some other crap, instead of acknowledging the problem and doing something about it.
That's the main problem in the developed countries these days (I mean you America, shame on you) and maybe one of the ONLY good things (I can't believe I'm saying this) to come out of reality TV is the notion that people can drop the weight and improve themselves.
So whine all you want about me being an insensitive prick because I myself have gained weight above the average before, which I took control of and lost, sure it's not easy but it makes you feel damn good!
No matter how you role or what excuses you make, no matter what people say to you, ultimately they all think the same (except fetishests and weirdos) fat people are ugly, end of story...

 

[Gouka]

Anyway, DDnB, how about "love makes blind". Won't that help as well for your friends

 

[mven]

It has nothing to do with love being blind and everything to do with fat chicks giving the best head.

 

[imported_tribute]

It has nothing to do with love being blind and everything to do with fat chicks giving the best head.

See now that I don't know about, I think some in depth 'research' as to what type of chicks give better head should be done and I'm willing to take one for the team by going out on a limb and conducting the testing.

Now I'm gonna have to find one of every type of chick and some sort of extremely average chick by which to rate the others, a 'control' if you like.

The lights will have to be off as this may detract from the head resulting in a lower rating for particular women than may be deserved and we don't want that!

What I think you will find (this is my hypothesis) is that there is a direct correlation between alcohol and the quality of women you succeed in seducing and that my sample group won't be that big (except literally) or very high quality and hence I will have to say that fat chicks do give better head :yea: ... pending further investigation. :nay:

 

[mven]

Fat chicks (excepting those weird few who are morbidly obese and still think they are hot) do pretty much everything better. I think not having everything handed to them (including attention) they simply try harder. Why would a hot chick need to cook worth a damn or give good head? Every guy wants to do her anyway~

 

[imported_tribute]

But if they do things better I don't want one, who wants a woman who's better than them at anything? Does that mean they're better at WoW? No thanks, I think I'll hang with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters then...

 

[isobelle]

I HAVE THIS ONE WEBSITE... IT'S JUST ASIAN PORN TORRENTS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

 

[isobelle]

oh shit!

 

[Gouka]

Damn Iso, when you post that stuff, at least give us an URL :ohyeah: LOL

 

[Unregistered]

yes pls need link

 

[mven]

You live in Japan and have a Japanese girlfriend. You would think you would be into like indian porn or something.

As for fat chicks being better... I mean better than other chicks. You might still have to let her win at video games... Though if she's fat enough you could probably get away with always winning!

 

[Getpaid]

I feel compelled to add something in this thread....but at the same time, I'm at a loss for words... I guess I'm just disturbed with the thought of the "head experiment." At some point before you recieve the head from the fat chick, you're gonna have to see her with the lights on. And I would think that the anticipation alone of not knowing whether or not she was going to try and actually eat it would get the best of a man... I feel sick...

 

[imported_tribute]

Ok so here is the deal, after much consideration I decided to actually try and confirm once and for all which was better in the sack, a fatty or a hot chick!

This actually started by accident (as in I took home a little bit of a chubbs on Friday night after drinking while on antibiotics, haven't been that wasted for years!)

I can tell you that taking a chick like that home does nothing for the self esteem but I hadn't "got any" for like 3 weeks so it was understandable. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)

Anyways on Saturday night I was determined to make amends and so I tried and succeeded (only God knows how) to pick up a mad hot chick, whom I proceeded to take home and do the horizontal monster mash with.

Now I can tell you that the hot chick paid much more attention to the detail of her body. She had a wonderful downstairs haircut (if you can call being balder than Britney Spears a haircut) whilst the 1st candidate, had she been Sampson, would have been the strongest person EVER!

Anyways maintenance aside the hot chick was just more skilled I guess, I suppose this might come from experience or something, I dunno, I'm not a doctor, I just know what happened and it was good.

Another negative about the "festivally plump" chick is that she then proceeded to call me, msg me and basically harass me the whole next day as she wanted a relationship. In the end I had to lay it all out there and tell her the cold hard truth, I'm not over my ex yet...
Ok so I lied to spare her feelings, but I think it was the right thing to do (girls hate insults and I could have got more harassment of a different type if I insulted her.)

I know what you're thinking, "Yeah that 1st couple of paragraphs sounds believable but the rest doesn't, I mean two chicks on consecutive nights?" Well this isn't a frequent occurrance for me, but what can I say? I can't prove it so you'll have to take my word at it, and since this is teh Intarwebz, that means squat.

:2c:
In conclusion, fat chicks are not better at anything sexual, but they do have nice personalities and feelings too, so maybe I shouldn't call them fat anymore? I think I'm starting to get this "sensitivity" thing.... Nah it was just gas, phew!

Cheers!

 

[(Un)conscious]

I think these posts are despicable and you should all be ashamed of yourselves! How dare you treat women like that!


Having said that, I had a flat mate who argued that fat chicks were better in bed because they had to try harder...
The flat below ours used to house a herd of cows (weight and brain wise the comparison stands), he slept with all of them and ended up marrying one. Now at first I thought his argument made some sense, I mean you would understand them tryin' harder, then it dawned on me (whilst watching Eddie Murphy's "RAW") he just never tried the fit, sexy ones (he wasn't exactly adonis), so for comparison purposes he never had "the control" as Tribute so elegantly defined it...

PS: Iso post the bloody link will ya!
PPSS: Rip its time to emigrate (at least for some holidays) Queensland does not, by all means, look like a place you'll ever get laid in... (I mean seriously 4million people in an area the size of Texas, what are the odds?)

 

[mven]

Maybe he just had a dud fat chick? I mean there are certainly exceptions to every rule...

 

[Deafdumbandblind]

Now I can tell you that the hot chick paid much more attention to the detail of her body. She had a wonderful downstairs haircut

Pix? :wow: :yeahok:: :ohyeah: :hiboys:

Seriously tho (not!), what you really want is a hawt chick who thinks she's ugly and fat. Then you get the best of both worlds, see?

P.S. I would never tumble a fat maid. We have a saying: If you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot then it ain't worth it!

 

[mven]

I am not talking about disgustingly fat where you have a high likelihood of finding a sandwich tucked in an armpit or fat fold to keep it warm. Just a girl who is plump enough to be self conscious about her weight : P

 

[Deafdumbandblind]

I am not talking about disgustingly fat where you have a high likelihood of finding a sandwich tucked in an armpit or fat fold to keep it warm. Just a girl who is plump enough to be self conscious about her weight : P

Say what you mean dammit! :mad:

 

[imported_tribute]

Note to self: Don't post anything about your personal "experiences" on the these forums when people you work with also read them and know your forum handle. Rumours spread like fireflies, I think that soon I shall be known as "The Scientist" due to me weekend "experiment."

P.S. Secondary note to self, don't use quotation marks so much...

 

[dermien]

What is wrong with you guys?

 

[The Hentai Master]

I rape girls virtually!

What is wrong with you guys?

Isn't it obvious??

WE AREN'T GETTING ANY!!

*sigh* Time to play some more Hentai rape games, to make the pain go away.