Contest The 2nd annual Maskoi Haiku Contest (1 Viewer)

[Teichou]

Its that time of year....

Maskoi has been a daily presence on the forums for 2 years now...man he needs to get out and see the sun some time!

I now have the honor to present to you our 2nd



this contest will be going on for longer then a week but I like the name!

Post a Haiku, perhaps EQ related, perhaps even something you originally wrote. Bonus points if you find something that rhymes with Maskoi.

Since this art form is entirely objective it will be obvious who the winners are, so no need for an official judge. That being said Teichou and Redbot will be picking the winners!

CONTEST IS OVER 12:01AM 9-24-12



Haiku Examples:

I walk across the sand - 5 syllables

And find myself blistering - 7 syllables

In the hot, hot heat - 5 syllables

another:

always blame Maskoi - 5

when something goes wrong for you - 7

all the cool kids do - 5




Thats right this month only I am giving away 3 RedGuides subscription(dont ask how I got Red to agree to it..cuz he did not muahaha)​

1st prize 1 game card,Humble Indie Bundle and 1 month free subscription ​

2nd prize 1 month free subscription and 1 game card ​

3rd prize 100k plat and 1 month free subscription ​

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As always, Contest Sponsored by ViperGamer.com

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[nicesandwiches]

Really? A Haiku?
Surely we could do better
Maskoi - get some sun.

or

Maskoi's no Busboy
And besides, this is Redguides
Update your compiles!

or

Redguides has nice prize
But better with subscription
You see the goodies.

or

This competition
Entirely objective
Its about winning!

and finally,

I'm thinking about
Very Vanilla Compile
But where do I start?

Not done this before
Gonna read the setup guide
Setup new email

Start a new account
Macro to my hearts content
See if I get caught!

Do a little dance
Making a fair bit of love
Get ninety tonight...

 

[Really]

Maskoi Stands Ready
To help wannabe's in need
24-7



Stormy Decoy Run
Lost in an Ocean of Tears
Hail, Antinime



Ahoy in the Sands
Eighty Hands High of a Man
Spectres to the docks



Luclin to the East
Wonderous Harvest Moon Glow
What lurks through The Deep



Beer is fermenting
Octoberfest is nearing
MQ2 Force Drink

 

[Joedungca]

"YOUR DOING IT WRONG!"


I have over 2 years of skype messages with that, as the matter fact EQ put a mission in VOA just to honor is famous saying "YOUR DOING IT WRONG!"


Eventually things will get fixed and even if he doesnt admitt to it, he does give it his all to get things ficed. so Maskoi its not me, its you! "YOUR DOING IT WRONG!"

 

[ncccippy]

My ini file stinks
i can't configure it right
damn i'm a big n00b

 

[ncccippy]

*you're

 

[nicesandwiches]

Why so few entries
to this fine competition?
Haikus are easy!

 

[Infiniteye]

EQ gives me pain.

My hands hurt so bad I cried.

Redguides makes me smile!


Not sure how many entries we're allowed but that's what I came up with in my personal experience with boxing toons. EQ gives me lots of carpal pain but the automation of kissassist makes me want to play again. I almost quit a few times due to how it hurts my hands to type and mouse so much. Before using MQ and Kissassist.

 

[Really]

I'll be your best friend (5)
Until I'm not your best friend (7)
Friends don't let friends beg (5)

EDIT Maskoi: Moved from bazaar to contests.

 

[Teichou]

You can put in as many times as you want but can only win one time

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[nicesandwiches]

Start a shadowknight
Level up to ninety five
MC rocks Epic

 

[nicesandwiches]

Or start a ranger
Endless quiver plus headshot
Powerlevel GOD.

 

[nicesandwiches]

I am so happy
I did epic trakanon
Bard has epic 1

 

[thedsp]

macro quest provides
entertainment to masses
at least till patches


no corpse runs for us
mercenary healers now
easy mode hurrah

retired no longer
E-Q relies on M-Q
Red guides provides me?

 

[nicesandwiches]

Dragons spawned and killed
Combines plus Torment fight done
Epic one point five

Nobles Causeway next
Loot some Black Chaos Armor
Blade of Vesagran

Then Dreadspire Keep
Uh oh! Demi Plane of Blood
Mayong Mistmoore Bites

 

[nicesandwiches]

Bah... No EQ now
On holiday for a week
Real life feels like this!?


I know I missed the deadline with this one but yeah... Holiday til next Saturday

 

[Teichou]

thank you all fur the fun posts! Will keep you updated!

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[Teichou]

Winners of this months Contest!

1) tehseans
macro quest provides
entertainment to masses
at least till patches

2) Garland
Ahoy in the Sands
Eighty Hands High of a Man
Spectres to the docks

3) nicesandwiches
Start a new account
Macro to my hearts content
See if I get caught!

I will be sending a PM to the winners in the next few days!
Thank you all for the love!