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- Thread starter Eaglie
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Plains of Karana
Vast and green, river moving swiftly to the east,
Lions, giant beetles, and wolves.
Oh shit, run fast, do not stop or look back,
The Ogres have caught your scent ...
Fat and angry, casting spells and kicking up dust
where are you sow?
Vast and green, river moving swiftly to the east,
Lions, giant beetles, and wolves.
Oh shit, run fast, do not stop or look back,
The Ogres have caught your scent ...
Fat and angry, casting spells and kicking up dust
where are you sow?
I wish to travel.
I wish to Travel,
A parolous adventure waits patiently, knowing, on the other side.
Swiftly moving through the black hole, not knowing what to expect.
To the fridge I go, to retrieve a beverage.
Returning shortly after, red text abundant.
Oh shit, pk zc
I wish to go home,
I wish to go home.
I wish to Travel,
A parolous adventure waits patiently, knowing, on the other side.
Swiftly moving through the black hole, not knowing what to expect.
To the fridge I go, to retrieve a beverage.
Returning shortly after, red text abundant.
Oh shit, pk zc
I wish to go home,
I wish to go home.
The Burdon of Conquest.
Dragging my feet, traveling ever so slowly.
Straining, groaning, huffing and puffing.
My blood is hot as lava, torso and face wet like the rathe.
Such is the price I pay, the folly of my ways.
1pp for every long sword, 6gp for short.
Alas, the weary loot whore's efforts are not to be left unpaid.
Dragging my feet, traveling ever so slowly.
Straining, groaning, huffing and puffing.
My blood is hot as lava, torso and face wet like the rathe.
Such is the price I pay, the folly of my ways.
1pp for every long sword, 6gp for short.
Alas, the weary loot whore's efforts are not to be left unpaid.
This is fun! thanks eaglie for the inspiration, I needed an outlet!
The Most Epic of Quests.
Lips trembling, eyes welling with tears,
Standing in disbelief, the weary traveler is at a loss of words.
How could this be? Why have the Gods forsaken me?
For I have done as I was told, as I was instructed to do?
Nonetheless, all was for nothing, as the red eyed drow
Took my box, and did not summon the General.
The crowd I have amassed, to vanquish my foe
Angry, disappointed, intolerant.
Back to the Plane of Hate I go.
The Most Epic of Quests.
Lips trembling, eyes welling with tears,
Standing in disbelief, the weary traveler is at a loss of words.
How could this be? Why have the Gods forsaken me?
For I have done as I was told, as I was instructed to do?
Nonetheless, all was for nothing, as the red eyed drow
Took my box, and did not summon the General.
The crowd I have amassed, to vanquish my foe
Angry, disappointed, intolerant.
Back to the Plane of Hate I go.
Invasion.
Darkness engulfs the city of Redridge
An army of horde lay siege on its poorly guarded inhabitance
Oh snap, three level 60's arrive, a zerg amasses in the distance
Horde, seek sanctuary inside the Ye Olde Inne
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Darkness engulfs the city of Redridge
An army of horde lay siege on its poorly guarded inhabitance
Oh snap, three level 60's arrive, a zerg amasses in the distance
Horde, seek sanctuary inside the Ye Olde Inne
|< | |_ |_ \/\/00|) $ |-| 3 |_ |=
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A Quarrel Amongst Allies.
Following the death of a gnome, a feud that shook the foundations of a guild erupted.
Lines were drawn, sides were taken,
One Hobbit, one Pony.
They lay siege long into the night,
Nobody was wrong, Nobody was right.
And then the poop rocket commeth, and all was tranquil once again....
Following the death of a gnome, a feud that shook the foundations of a guild erupted.
Lines were drawn, sides were taken,
One Hobbit, one Pony.
They lay siege long into the night,
Nobody was wrong, Nobody was right.
And then the poop rocket commeth, and all was tranquil once again....
Ungoro
Unfamilliar, out of place,
Lost and unknowing.
Let's go swimming!
OMG
a giant t rex ninjas woodshelf
Unfamilliar, out of place,
Lost and unknowing.
Let's go swimming!
OMG
a giant t rex ninjas woodshelf
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
My heart patters, body light as a feather,
For I have been struck by Cupid's sweet arrow.
Callelianna, your exotic dances and cute emotes have swoon me,
I am helpless, putty in your fingers.
I offer a single request, and yours I will be for eternity.
I will send ye mine picture, for yours in return.
Days have gone by, and I have yet to receive my prize,
I inquire to friends and guildmates only to find out,
Callilianna is man in woman's disguise
Edit: I forgot to add my Woodshelf Poetry Picture!
My heart patters, body light as a feather,
For I have been struck by Cupid's sweet arrow.
Callelianna, your exotic dances and cute emotes have swoon me,
I am helpless, putty in your fingers.
I offer a single request, and yours I will be for eternity.
I will send ye mine picture, for yours in return.
Days have gone by, and I have yet to receive my prize,
I inquire to friends and guildmates only to find out,
Callilianna is man in woman's disguise
Edit: I forgot to add my Woodshelf Poetry Picture!
Click Click Clank Clank
Earth crushing beneath their weight,
Two robuts on an endless journey.
Rest is not an option, as long as noobs are left unassisted.
Robot, you are in need of repair...
For I am not getting any xp, yet am still getting mauled
Maybe an anti-douchebag chip should be installed?
Earth crushing beneath their weight,
Two robuts on an endless journey.
Rest is not an option, as long as noobs are left unassisted.
Robot, you are in need of repair...
For I am not getting any xp, yet am still getting mauled
Maybe an anti-douchebag chip should be installed?
Common
Nob ibak gutlog nobd reg tyger,
nob kwag naz gutl regag!
Nob ibav gutlog nobd rog lyger,
nob kwag naz gutl rogag!
Kob iave gutlog kobd rog lymger,
kob kwag naz gutl rogag!
Kob iake rutlog kobd org lymger,
kob kwalg naz rutl orgag!
Kob iave runlog kobd oug lamger,
kob kwalg noz runl ougag!
Kob iave runlog kobd oug lamger,
kob walg noz ruin ougags!
Yob iave ruinog kobd oug lamgs,
yob wall not ruin ougs!
Yob have ruined yobr oug lamgs,
yob wall not ruin ougs!
You have ruined your own lands,
you will not ruin ours!
Nob ibak gutlog nobd reg tyger,
nob kwag naz gutl regag!
Nob ibav gutlog nobd rog lyger,
nob kwag naz gutl rogag!
Kob iave gutlog kobd rog lymger,
kob kwag naz gutl rogag!
Kob iake rutlog kobd org lymger,
kob kwalg naz rutl orgag!
Kob iave runlog kobd oug lamger,
kob kwalg noz runl ougag!
Kob iave runlog kobd oug lamger,
kob walg noz ruin ougags!
Yob iave ruinog kobd oug lamgs,
yob wall not ruin ougs!
Yob have ruined yobr oug lamgs,
yob wall not ruin ougs!
You have ruined your own lands,
you will not ruin ours!
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