Contest Maskoi... I EQ You. (1 Viewer)

[RedQueen]

Hi guys!
It's that time again.
Time to roast the loser we all have come to love - our Maskoi.
He's an evil bastard hellbent on world domination - and so are we.
He's come to be a beacon of macroing, someone we can count on when we are all
down about leveling those new toons.
Someone we can blame when he breaks everything... (on accident.. cough cough.)



Your job is to write a haiku for/about MacroQuest &/or Maskoi.


Haiku Examples:

I walk across the sand - 5 syllables

And find myself blistering - 7 syllables

In the hot, hot heat - 5 syllables

another:

always blame Maskoi - 5

when something goes wrong for you - 7

all the cool kids do - 5



1st place


500k Platinum on the server of YOUR choice(Live/FV) OR a 1500 Station Cash Card!

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2nd place

500K Platinum OR 1500 SC Card - Whichever first place did not pick!

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3rd place

Two subscription passes to RedGuides, invite a friend to RedGuides with a free month!


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The winners for the third annual Maskoi Roast of Haiku's will be decided by RedQueen and Maskoi himself!




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The contest ends on the 1st of the 10th. 10/01/2013.

 

[Redbot]

women of Norrath
shot down by selfish Maskoi
he makes his own KISS

 

[etherealmist]

I'm always thinking
Why wont this thing work dammit
Maskoi please help me!

Leaving for work now
Everything is working great
Come home, puller dead

Best player of all
Nothing is impossible
Unless Servers Patched

 

[RedQueen]

Come on guys! I know you all want the prizes.


However - Not only is this for prizes but it's a thanks and a show of our love for Maskoi. He has done an amazing job helping RedBot and has written one of the best Macro's ever written for MacroQuest 2.

 

[Sym]

keep it simple is
the maskoi living opus
always everquest

 

[Oscarmw]

Oi Maskoi my boy
Making life easy for me
I owe you big time

 

[rjlopezcag]

Life without macroquest
Is a thought I dare not think
I never cheat, wink wink

 

[Tone]

Maskoi is no Tone
I've got something you can KISS
Why, you so mad bro?

They see me trollin
The RedGuides, must be patch day
Maskoi fix my shit



For the record Maskoi is legit ><

 

[RedQueen]

Hi all!

Congratulations to:

1. etherealmist

2. Sym

3. Oscarmw


ethereal, please shoot me a PM and let me know which you would like, the platinum or the SC card!





KEEP your eyes out for Octobers contest! I am planning something big-ish. :p

 

[Tone]

What time zone is this mockery on !

 

[RedQueen]

I ended up having to work late in the night - IE 5AM. Was quite busy . It ends the moment im awake after work =p.


Expect the new contest on the third, fourth at the latest... It's special!