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Creed

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Ok, this is a simple contest...winner will get a custom title and 1 months free access to the forum of their choice.

All you have to do is come up with the best Caption for the below picture...have fun!
 
Dwarf says "I told you not to get a pet Murloc. Hold still whilst I flush him out."

Also, "Sorry, but the effects of that Gnomish Shrink Ray were permanent"
 
"Tell my wife......i love her......but.......i......have been seeing.......*cry*......a Night Elf *sobs*" :D
 
"Sometimes, you just have to go with what feels right."

"Testing the Gnomish Fleshlight"

"It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it"

"And then came the scream."
 
"Aye, you can come if you want. But nothing will save the lad in the pony tail from taking a shot to his jewels."
 
"The head don't work, how about the groin?"

"Shoot em where it hurts the most!
Where's that?
I don't know, just shoot em stupid!"

"I told you I'd take it out of your hide, but Noooooo, you had to fight back."
 
I just had to quote a movie with this one.... Casino (1995)

Nicky Santoro: For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Why? 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
 
i have a couple

#1 Dwarf says: "ahh just the right height"

#2 Dwarf says: "man i didnt think it would be this hard to aim since your such a tall one"
 
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Creed said:
Ok, this is a simple contest...winner will get a custom title and 1 months free access to the forum of their choice.

All you have to do is come up with the best Caption for the below picture...have fun!
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Dwarf says " I missed what do you mean I missed....are you sure?......Look again...it can't be that small


<==========Dont forget if you like it
 
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Troll: "Woo, I need that. After a night productive run :o"

Caption: "What a gun can do for another one (unusual)."
 
Dwarf #1: "Don't know if I can hit the darn critters from here, they're too far away!"
Dwarf #2: "Er, buddy, you got da scope on the wrong way round".
 
"Shuuuush, Be vewy vewy qwiet.... I'm huntin wabbits!"





or




"Can ya see me now? <pause> Can ya see me now? <pause> Can ya see me now?"





or



"Although i walk through the vally of the shadow of death.....
I fear no evil for i am the Badest MotherF__ker in the vally"



or



"DAMN you!!! you spilled my beer!!!! How dare you insult the BEARD!!!!"



Army
 
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:)
 
"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you..."

or

"Of all the places to point your gun..."

or

"Mine's bigger...now."
 
Dwarf#1: Ifn ya wants to keep yer man parts, I'ma suggestin' that ya best be gettin' ofn my property!
 
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*and unless Im blind, I dont see a second dwarf....*

and just so everyone knows, this post dont count. I already have membership so keep them coming !
 
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