Buddy of mine sent this to me hope ya like it;
COUGH SYRUP
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. The owner asked the clerk: "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative."
The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts; "You idiot! you can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk calmly responds: "Of course
you can. Look at him. He's afraid to cough."
COUGH SYRUP
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. The owner asked the clerk: "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative."
The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts; "You idiot! you can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk calmly responds: "Of course
you can. Look at him. He's afraid to cough."
