Baby, come on. Did these six years mean nothing to you? Just give it one more try, honey. Look, see! Just come back for a little while, deep down, I'm still the same person you fell in love with years ago!
I've got big plans, girl. You know me- Always movin' on and movin' up, baby. I got plans, see, and they can't sit still for you. But you can be a part of it! Look, I'll even give you a little taste of the good stuff.
Look, I know I hit you- I just get a little angry sometimes, you know? It gets dirty around here... Pixels all cluttering up the works, I gotta give it a revamp, you know? Money's gotta come from somewhere! Do you see dead prez's hangin' off my arms like some sort of goddamn tree? Hell no, babe, so if you want to stay with me, you're going to have to get back on that streetcorner like before.
You know I love you, baby. Just come back to daddy. I'll even let you hang out with the rest of my new friends, baby, and if you want to stay with the Big Poppa, then you, too, can be one of the
Oh, and, uhh, I might have moved from where you remembered. You can look me up later... Don't worry, I wasn't evicted or nothin', you know, just got tired of that old pad and moved on to some bigger digs. Don't mind those other folks, though, they're family, just like you, babe, I've known them forever.
But you'll get used to it again... I promise.