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Any chicks over the age of 30 who are not pre-porked? (1 Viewer)

Ripperjack

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As a 30 something virgin, I am finding it harder and harder each day to find a prospective cherry popper who DOESN'T have like a trailer load of kids in tow. Now that I've been seriously hitting the online dating sites looking for Miss "Do-My-Cherry-Right", I have been disheartening to find that any woman over the age of about... 6, has like 1 to 3 hell spawn.

So am I too late? >:(

Should I have been trying to date from junior high, to avoid the "Surprise, I've got kids" issue? :confused:

Should I just cut it off now and be done with it? :(

Discuss. :ripperjack:
 
Why do you give a shit if they have kids? You aren't planning to marry them are you? At least having a few kids would imply that they have some experience...
 
He was quite aware of that, and completed mven's sentence in a different and satirical way.

Which is quite ironic, really, because I have a hunch that's how you were bred.
 
Damnz! What's with all of the hostility on the forums these days! Like every thread I have read for the past week or two has some sort of negative insulting response to it... Typically followed up with a me too type of response like "You said it bald-headed!"

As for the birth control thing I would hope he would have the good sense to wear a condom if gettin it on with a woman with questionable sexual history who is quite obviously fertile~
 
Damnz! What's with all of the hostility on the forums these days! Like every thread I have read for the past week or two has some sort of negative insulting response to it... Typically followed up with a me too type of response like "You said it bald-headed!"

mven, I couldn't agree with that more. I am in fact willing to make peace with someone whose name won't be mentioned, although you've probably seen a trend in threads that I've started.
 
Your aggression in my threads is both surprising and and more importantly annoying. The replies haven't contributed anything to the discussions and though you may find my threads worthless, it would seem that others don't. So please, just knock it off. If I was in an angriedr mood I'd probably be flaming you, but I'm trying to settle this civily.
 
Aggression? You certainly have a knack for overreacting. Besides my first post in your item set thread, nothing could be construed as aggressive.

See, what it looks like to me is you're in dire need of recognition. Your threads are about providing a service or information, except no one's really interested. If anything, you're projecting the impression of someone trying very hard to fit in but ultimately doing the opposite. So when someone posts criticism, whether snidely or politely, you go up in arms trying to vindicate yourself. The diagnosis for rampant insecurity and desperately wanting to belong, last I checked, is being 14 years old. Your general grammar and syntax only corroborate this.

The Internet isn't a nice place. This forum in particular is home to fans and writers of satire. By its very definition, satire usually implies deriding certain individuals, gullible or otherwise. Just look around the threads here to see that much. In any case, it so happens that some people aren't going to have inhibitions about mocking live specimens, especially ones that wiggle and squirm while it's done.

Which brings me to my point that, quite frankly, the only reason I continued responding to your threads beyond my first post is because seeing you justify yourself is like shooting fish in a barrel. Huffy, puffy fishies in a barrel of funny. If it's affecting you that much, I'll let it go, but the mature thing to do would be to take it in stride and turn it in your favor with some wit, or ignore it altogether.

And hey, see what I did there! This post isn't even aggressive! It's just blunt statement of facts. :3
 
:shitfan:

PS: we need a smiley with those batman-the-series emotes like KAPOW

PPSS: Ripper, at this point its not about finding Ms Right, its about you not turning into the next unabomber, so please get a prostitute and be done with it.
 
I actually find myself in agreeance with RJ's...distrust..of relationships with someone who has a child already.
 
jesus christ is it crazy if i never want children, like ever?

i was such an intolerable shit, that i just know my children will be the same, and i'll choke them to death with my belt on the freeway.

wait.. what was RJ talking about again? ah! just get more porn. prollem solved. you really aren't missing out on anything amazing.
 
jesus christ is it crazy if i never want children, like ever?

i was such an intolerable shit, that i just know my children will be the same, and i'll choke them to death with my belt on the freeway.

All those Japanese parents are now feeling reeeally safe!

wait.. what was RJ talking about again? ah! just get more porn. prollem solved. you really aren't missing out on anything amazing.


Don't let him fool you RJ, he just doesn't want RJ juniors to come stalking him...
 
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