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Eaglie

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Know what happens when a person has a paper due tomorrow at 9:20am on the satirical poetry of the English Restoration?

That's right: I catch up on the Not Addicted articles I haven't read since school started.
 
I had to sift through entries about yard rakes to get to the stuff about people rakes.

Weren't lvl 51-55 rogues in EQ called Rakes?
 
The Rake is the most awesome free mag in Minneapolis. And when I stop being lazy, like you know... playing video games and watching Lost Season One on DvD every night, I'm going to submit something.
 
Do you watch the whole season every night? I don't think that allows much time for sleep.
 
I just watched all of Lost season two in a weekend. It was same with season one. Its so good.

I havent heard of The Rake..

I like pickles
 
Eaglie said:
Do you watch the whole season every night? I don't think that allows much time for sleep.


Well... no. Okay, here's how it goes: I suggest to Jim --my hunka' burnin' love-- that we maybe want to watch some Lost and have "Snuggle Time". Well, I recently bought one of those cushy plush microfiber couches that sort of coccoons you when you when you sit on it. During "Snuggle Time" I fall asleep during the first half of Disk 1. Then I wake up in the middle of an episode and at this point I don't know what in the hell is going on. I ask Jim, and then I fall asleep again. The next time I decide that I want to watch the parts of Disk 1 that I missed, so I go snuggle in on the couch again and before I know it.... Zzzzzz.

Ja.

I get plenty of sleep. I'm just worse than Peek is all.
 
Alihja said:
Well... no. Okay, here's how it goes: I suggest to Jim --my hunka' burnin' love-- that we maybe want to watch some Lost and have "Snuggle Time". Well, I recently bought one of those cushy plush microfiber couches that sort of coccoons you when you when you sit on it. During "Snuggle Time" I fall asleep during the first half of Disk 1. Then I wake up in the middle of an episode and at this point I don't know what in the hell is going on. I ask Jim, and then I fall asleep again. The next time I decide that I want to watch the parts of Disk 1 that I missed, so I go snuggle in on the couch again and before I know it.... Zzzzzz.

Ja.

I get plenty of sleep. I'm just worse than Peek is all.
Well. That leaves plenty of time for sleep then.
 
Haha

My gf does the same damn thing. But any movie we watch, she falls asleep, then expects me to tell her what happened. Shes pretty good about Lost, but will still fall asleep at the good parts. Especially after a few drinks, its like pass out mode

I dont know how you could sleep through Lost. Its like a methamphetamine for me
 
I finished the paper at 7am!

Then I proofread it until class, turned it in, and ran home to my bed.
 
I ended up calling it "Behind or in the Crosshairs: Libertines and Rakes in Satire!" So, that's "wuts paper??/!"
 
I got a "B."

And, it is a long read... long and boring unless you've read Jon Wilmot and William Congreve.

However, I will link Wilmot's writing, because it, in the very least, is fun:

http://www.pornokrates.com/rochester.html
http://www.poeforward.com/poetrycorner/wilmot/poems.htm

The Imperfect Enjoyment said:
Naked she lay, clasped in my longing arms,
I filled with love, and she all over charms
Both equally inspired with eager fire,
Melting through kindness, flaming in desire.
With arms, legs, lips close clinging to embrace,
She clips me to her breast, and sucks me to her face.
Her nimble tongue, Love's lesser lightening, played
Within my mouth, and to my thoughts conveyed
Swift orders that I should prepare to throw
The all-dissolving thunderbolt below....
 
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