A better three word story

[Cade]

Same rules as the other one, except:

No double posting unless it's been more than 3 hours.

Words like "a" "the" etc. don't have to count as words. But they can, if you want them to.

If two or more people post at the same time, the one who posted last is to delete his or her post.


I'm not even going to bother starting us off.

 

[Greenyoda]

I was walking

 

[pineappel]

in a bar

 

[Devlin]

when i saw

 

[someoneorsomething]

redbot drinking a

 

[Han'jin]

barrel of absinth

 

[RedBema]

with his pants

 

[majin1970]

below his ankles

 

[RedBema]

. Redbema and Cade

 

[Devlin]

looked each other ( in the )

 

[TeachersPet]

anus. They then

 

[Han'jin]

got out bananas

 

[Devlin]

and begin eatting

 

[LordPinhead]

nobody is gay (thank goodness)

 

[RedBema]

. After Greenyoda saw

 

[solar]

a great big

 

[Devlin]

bar, he decided to

 

[pineappel]

eat a fish

 

[Erol-Tob]

and drink (a) cow

 

[LordPinhead]

's homoginized milk

 

[Greenyoda]

Which tased like

 

[Devlin]

Devlin's fantastic (and) amazing

 

[Greenyoda]

green twinky which

 

[alucard]

tasted like a

 

[pineappel]

big fat banana

 

[someoneorsomething]

. The only way

 

[Foofybottom]

he was able

 

[DemonicDan]

(to) drink brown snow

 

[Devlin]

was when (he) put

 

[alucard]

water (in it). (He) saw Redbot

 

[Devlin]

drink brown snow

 

[pineappel]

and (he) saw a

 

[Learningcurve]

1 eyed, 1 horned,flying

 

[RedBema]

Purple people eater.

 

[Greenyoda]

Who fell over

 

[alucard]

into Redbots mouth.

 

[alucard]

Redbot began to

(A 6 hour gap can be done!)

 

[MDARG]

wonder where Cade

 

[alucard]

was (as) (he) choked on

 

[Stormdruid]

a banana slug