Recent content by imported_Khaz

I took your advice and played a little WH 40K, and when I logged back onto WOW it bitch slapped me and is now taking me to court for custody of my toons. Warhammer found out about WOW and now it wont let me play, Diablo II just up and left and my browser refuses to show anything but fur porn!:drool:

Basket weaving, tree hugging, cheap prostitution and seinor member of the PTA come to mind. See? There are LOTS of fun things to do besides playing WOW. On a side note, those comics are pretty funny..:yea:

Did anyone else find this post chock full of innuendo? I think MadMomma has a thing fer RJ....

I dunno,, I used to bounce at a nudie bar up here, and every Wednesday night was ladies night. Those were the nights where we would wear cups and about 3 layers of clothes. Get a couple of those diabetic coma inducing froo-froo drinks into those women and all of a sudden you feel like a Big Mac...

OK, we need some streotypical input here. I AM a fat, ugly balding male in my 30's playing video games (allbeit usally only on weekends and in my own basement) and I DO like hotpockets! I also enjoy eating chezzos during sessions! HA! But this has made me want to break into the other sterotype...

whereas boiling for about 1 hour = water gone and nuttin but sugar left. Sugar burns quite nicely on a gas stove :yea:

It seems the karma police of WOW have it out for me as I seem to be experiencing a string of humiliating accidents on my toon lately. Just this morning I was killing some mobs up on highperch in 1K Needles with my ally mage, and just for giggles, decided to kill the orc dude up there thereby...

I tried making the punch last night and set my kitchen on fire... Guess that why friends shoulden't let firends WOW and cook.. P.S. damage was minimal, but it stunk like hell

Hmm, which is more disturbing? The fact you are scared of vending machines, or that you know what pee tastes like...

No, the cat dosen't fit, I tried. Perhaps I should get some smaller, rodent like animal to put in there.. Also, my fridge is on its last leg too, but I plan on getting one of those water coolers that have a mini fridge underneath them! The possible combinations of what to put in the cooler part...

While I don't have a short attention span, my memory is another story. When I get doing something I tend to forget everything else( food, drink, kids and letting the dog out). So my solution may help you out too,,, simply move everything to your work station! Besides my computer, my oversized...

I dunno, from what I read and heard, there SHOULD be a few things that would make this game a little different game play-wise. Heck take the collision detection aspect, they are saying that tanks can take advantage of narrow areas and choke points to hold back mobs (as foes cannot pass THRU...

DING! DING! DING! You just figured out the secret of game development,, you must now go forth and work as a brilliant game developer and make millions of dollars working for someone like Blizzard! Well perhaps not millions,, thousands! Thousands of dollars! Well fine, probably tens. Tens of...

Whats this? A game about war and death that is dark and dreary?? WTF? I remember my grandpa talkin bout Nam and how they ran around under blue skies shooting spitballs at the enemy and laughing as they skipped and cavorted thru the fields of flowers. I am also pretty sure that my bud who was...

No, really, I'd hit that As in with a bat,, or some other blunt instrument that was close at hand. Last time I saw someone so dysleptic looking was when I was hitting the AA meetings to pick up chicks.