Women are impossible to please (Joke) (1 Viewer)

[Siddin]

Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

" You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
originally (As far as I know) posted at http://forums.temple-of-lore.com/viewtopic.php?p=395799#395774

 

[thez]

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[thenameless]

Grate joke I absolutely loved it.

 

[alabama20]

Damn good joke! Thanks for sharin that one, sid.

 

[alabama20]

I'll see your Husband Store and raise you.

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

 

[someoneorsomething]

LMAO that was good

 

[Darknessfollows]

Both of them jokes were excellent.

 

[Nightmare327]

Several weeks later, a Wife Store opened across the street from the Husband Store. Their rules are the same as the Husband Store, only of course for men instead of for women.

The first floor has wives who love sex.

The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

 

[Darknessfollows]

Several weeks later, a Wife Store opened across the street from the Husband Store. Their rules are the same as the Husband Store, only of course for men instead of for women.

The first floor has wives who love sex.

The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

I'm still on the first floor sampling the product.

 

[thez]

Yeah, I'm still missing why anyone needed to go to the second floor...

 

[tommy2tone]

Hmmm maybe so they can buy the party favors?

 

[Siddin]

Yeah, I'm still missing why anyone needed to go to the second floor...

Simple, so they don't have to throw a paper bag other the woman's head :P