Well...believe it or not, love him or hate him...we have a new coffee pourer, err I mean moderator here at Redguides.com
He has had to endure fierce ridicule from the current staff here. We made him eat his jockey shorts and do weird things with baseball bats (we won't mention those here...it's for your own good). Running through certain verses from Romeo and Juliet 17 times a day was also part of his training.
When we first met him...he was a sniveling cry baby wuss!...so to get rid of that...we beat him senseless with those little bendy straws you get from McDonald's and then sent him through "The Gauntlet"...which consists of a wide variety of rare animals holding themselves and shouting multiple obscenities that neither the sailor that lives across from me or your grandmother have heard in their lives. Then after that...he was forced to crawl through a rather long tunnel coated with axle grease (we made him strip to his skibbies for this one
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After all this...he finally toughened up and grab Redbot by the balls..telling him where he could stick his baseball bat AND his axle grease. Well...since he was being held by the balls...Redbot finally decided that this unique individual had passed the test.
So now..without further delay...me, Redbot, the administrators, and moderators of Redguides.com would like to present you with your newest Moderator
CADE!!!
give him hell guys...he deserves it!
oh, Cade...i'd like my coffee percolated, not brewed...and i'll have a bit of cream and two lumps of sugar please
oh yeah...almost forgot...Cade will be working with Soultaker in the Everquest forums, as well as helping me out in the free access forum with EQ submission denials.
He has had to endure fierce ridicule from the current staff here. We made him eat his jockey shorts and do weird things with baseball bats (we won't mention those here...it's for your own good). Running through certain verses from Romeo and Juliet 17 times a day was also part of his training.
When we first met him...he was a sniveling cry baby wuss!...so to get rid of that...we beat him senseless with those little bendy straws you get from McDonald's and then sent him through "The Gauntlet"...which consists of a wide variety of rare animals holding themselves and shouting multiple obscenities that neither the sailor that lives across from me or your grandmother have heard in their lives. Then after that...he was forced to crawl through a rather long tunnel coated with axle grease (we made him strip to his skibbies for this one
)...After all this...he finally toughened up and grab Redbot by the balls..telling him where he could stick his baseball bat AND his axle grease. Well...since he was being held by the balls...Redbot finally decided that this unique individual had passed the test.
So now..without further delay...me, Redbot, the administrators, and moderators of Redguides.com would like to present you with your newest Moderator
CADE!!!
give him hell guys...he deserves it!
oh, Cade...i'd like my coffee percolated, not brewed...and i'll have a bit of cream and two lumps of sugar please
oh yeah...almost forgot...Cade will be working with Soultaker in the Everquest forums, as well as helping me out in the free access forum with EQ submission denials.
...i don't think the ban stick is gonna be enough for MDARG....we may need to uproot the entire tree for him...
