My new girlfriend doesn't know I'm a loser (1 Viewer)

[unitednegrocollegefund]

What should I do? I only play MMORPG when she is at work on tuesdays from six to ten pm. she knows that I play a videogame with other people in the world, but she has no idea that it makes me an unfuckable loser and a fat person with no social skills.

I am terrified that she will discover that I am secretly fat and a nerd loser etc. and break up with me.

Please help!

 

[Pikan]

Try hitting on all the female toons in the game......I have heard this helps you keep your social skills in shape.........


Also if possible get them to give you cyborz as often as possible......all that one arm action should keep you from getting too fat....at least on one side....

Really - this will help stop you from being a loser...

 

[The Squealing Fairy]

Try playing on a roleplaying server. People on roleplaying servers, love to roleplay.

(cyber)

 

[Unkle]

Try weening yourself off of playing mmorpg's all together!

I would start by dressing up as your in game character IRL and venturing out to the local grocery store to buy some milk.