I Need Souls Man! (1 Viewer)

[Jynxe]

So, my coworker (the one who drew a fetus on his belly) just sent me his letter he got from Ebay when he tried to sell his soul.
I dunno, but I think I could debate their reasons of auction denial all day.
Here's the letter of joy and buttery love.

Dear "Jynxes Office Mate ([email protected]),

eBay appreciates the fact that you chose to list your auction:


1761751000 one human soul
with us. Unfortunately your auction was in violation of one or more of our
listing policies. Therefore, we have ended this auction and all fees have been
credited to your account.

eBay does not allow the auctioning of human souls for the following reasons:
- If the soul does not exist eBay could not allow the auctioning of the soul
because there would be nothing to sell.
- However if the soul does exist then in accordance with eBay’s policy on human
parts and remains we would not allow the auctioning of human souls

 

[Bloodybloodblood]

Nice. At least they gave you a reason. My letter just said "Hah! Soul."