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Hey I entered the Conan Pray for a Beta spot competition...

Ripperjack

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Do you think I might win?

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?p=1445563&posted=1#post1445563

Give a man an MMO client, and he'll gind for a day... Give him an SDK and server farm... and he think's he's frigg'in GOD??!!

Crom, Set, Derketo, Mitra, Ishtar, Erlik... or whatever incarnation you call yourself by to tickle your fancy, as you prance around the office with the plastic Viking hat and bath towel, trying to impress the hawt new intern-chick who still has no figging idea what an MMO is, but who joined anyway because hey... the pay is better than what was on offer at the strip-club... I am intrigued by your offer.

But what... WHAT I SAY, makes you think that your carrot on a stick is going to entice me to spend my precious spare time, suffering with a half finished game, full of battlenet kiddies desperate for a peek of erect eNipple with the mistaken idea that seeing bouncing eNipply boobies will somehow validate their cybering sessions, which in reality are thinly veiled attempts to gain inspirations which I am sure will come in handy later that night, when they are alone... in their beds... with a head full of chain mail bikinis!!

I've been there so many times before, what makes you think this will be any different? You site there in your ivory tower, mountain, cloud, whatever and think that us, the unwashed masses will simple fall to our knees and beg for a place in your nirvana?

Bah... and you wonder why I am an atheist!

You can take your World of ConanCraft, Hyborian "Raid or DIE!" Island Adventures and stick it up your high priestess, where the sun don't shine!

OK, OK... maybe not, but there is NO WAY I'm going to beg. I have a few shreds of dignity left... somewhere, I promise. :p
 
my entry:

TOP TEN REASONS CONAN THE MMO WILL FAIL:

10) There is only one Conan. DUH.

9) Frank Frazetta is 80 years old, and can't be fussed to be working on no new fangled Em Em Oh.

8) Everyone already has had their full of digital nipples back when those pervs released the Dead or Alive Beach Porno-ball Nipple Fest Extravaganza Mod thing.

7) "HEY GUYS LET'S PLAY SOME CHA" just doesn't have that ring to it, y'know?

6) How many tiers of new loincloths can you really make? Seriously. The Tier 4 Loincloth of the Reavers just isn't gonna fly.

5) I mean, Christ... Conan pretty much fought naked half the time. You expect people to farm ore for 8 weeks and transmute 82 loincloths to make an earring or something?

4) Transmute Loincloth. I lol'ed.

3) I'm already tired of hearing "By Crom" and the game isn't even out yet.

2) Last time I checked, Conan was governing California?

1) NO "ISOBELLE" PLAYABLE CLASS.


feel free to prove me wrong, but yeah.... I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH.



losers!


http://forums.ageofconan.com/showpost.php?p=1446411&postcount=1346
 
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isobelle if you don't get beta for that I don't know what's wrong.

man its a fun post =)

- decker
 
I already did all of the hard work to fill out the beta app. I'll just wait for open beta. Which will be like 1 week before the game releases because they want to get it out before the bad publicity gets around.
 
Hey I entered the Conan Pray for a Beta spot competition...

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