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Then he sends one of his minions to find these trip wires and cut them, and set off the mines 
Don't worry though.....minions are like pawns...we don't really need them and a few can go away, but they're useful for these kind of things
Don't worry though.....minions are like pawns...we don't really need them and a few can go away, but they're useful for these kind of things
and with the throne you get your own gnomish sports car
with arcanite rims
a thoruium spoiler
trusilver spinners
arcanite crystal neons
the latest gnnomish technology: a built in mega gnomish deathray+unlimited greater gnomish cloaking device+ goblin rocket fuel smuggled in thru gad+ greater fire/frost/arcane/nature/shadow deflectors+ a trap that lets out explosive sheep+ lots of other stuff provided by your only minion second class: Han'jin
(p.s: i scammed every chineese farmer i could find to finance this visited the chineese servors nd ran sm without sleeping for a week all for u Creed .)
with arcanite rims
a thoruium spoiler
trusilver spinners
arcanite crystal neons
the latest gnnomish technology: a built in mega gnomish deathray+unlimited greater gnomish cloaking device+ goblin rocket fuel smuggled in thru gad+ greater fire/frost/arcane/nature/shadow deflectors+ a trap that lets out explosive sheep+ lots of other stuff provided by your only minion second class: Han'jin
(p.s: i scammed every chineese farmer i could find to finance this visited the chineese servors nd ran sm without sleeping for a week all for u Creed .)
)Like a bad Tom Cruise movie, the ventilation shafts to Creed's throne room are totally ignored by the guy who designed the security.
Hired for the job is MaximGatling, professional hitman and multi-barrelled machinegun afficionado.
Doning his gas-mask, he plugs the ventilation shaft thereby incapacitating Creed with his own methane gas, generated by an ordinary $3 9th Street Roach Coach burrito, Carne Asada with Everything, por favor.
It's amazing how cheaply Creed's personal chef was bribed into presenting his vile master "authentic Mexican cuisine". He kept shouting something like "...no benefits, haven't had a raise in three years! That S.O.B. owes me overtime!".
It was a simple matter for MaximGatling to rappel Cruise-style into the Throne room and dispatch the unconcious Creed by force-feeding him an Ex-Lax washed down with Castor Oil and absconding with the Royal toilet paper.
Thus Emperor Creed died an ignominous death screaming "OMG, can't you just crack the door a bit and throw me the roll?!? Hold your breath! C'mon! (whimper) ...please?!?"
Hired for the job is MaximGatling, professional hitman and multi-barrelled machinegun afficionado.
Doning his gas-mask, he plugs the ventilation shaft thereby incapacitating Creed with his own methane gas, generated by an ordinary $3 9th Street Roach Coach burrito, Carne Asada with Everything, por favor.
It's amazing how cheaply Creed's personal chef was bribed into presenting his vile master "authentic Mexican cuisine". He kept shouting something like "...no benefits, haven't had a raise in three years! That S.O.B. owes me overtime!".
It was a simple matter for MaximGatling to rappel Cruise-style into the Throne room and dispatch the unconcious Creed by force-feeding him an Ex-Lax washed down with Castor Oil and absconding with the Royal toilet paper.
Thus Emperor Creed died an ignominous death screaming "OMG, can't you just crack the door a bit and throw me the roll?!? Hold your breath! C'mon! (whimper) ...please?!?"
Ahem..... Perhaps the 60 mage waiting behind the door with a POM fireball/ fireblast waiting to ram it up any intruder's "Backdoor" as Skeptic calls it.pbag said:
Little does Skeptic know but i personally lined the ventilation shafts with spore containing pathogens known as Vaganitis and Chlamydia... give it a day or 2 and enjoy Skeptic!
