Macro - FuckUpMyShit.mac

[gse7en]

I modified AutoBank.mac for my needs and RedBot said I should share, so why not. I present to you: FuckUpMyShit.Mac. This will delete all items in all the contents of your bags in your inventory.

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| - FuckUpMyShit.mac -                                                                                        *|
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| Usage:                                                                                                            *|
|  Simply run this macro as you would normally and watch                                        *|
|  FuckUpMyShit.mac liberate you from most of your material                                    *|
|  possessions.                                                                                                    *|
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Sub Main
    
    |Loop through all bags
    /declare CurrentBagNum int local
    /declare BagSlot int local
    /declare ItemName string local

    /for CurrentBagNum 1 to 10
        /for BagSlot 1 to ${Me.Inventory[pack${CurrentBagNum}].Container}
        
            /varset ItemName ${Me.Inventory[pack${CurrentBagNum}].Item[${BagSlot}]}
            /if (!${ItemName.Equal[NULL]}) {
                /echo Moved ${Me.Inventory[pack${CurrentBagNum}].Item[${BagSlot}].Stack} ${ItemName} to the bank.
                /nomodkey /shift /itemnotify in pack${CurrentBagNum} ${BagSlot} leftmouseup
                /destroy
                /delay 5
            }
            /doevents
        /next BagSlot
    
    /next CurrentBagNum
/return

 

[Maskoi]

it should purchase recovery tokens from the online store and the get them all and do it again.

 

[muerticus]

LOL this thread gave me such a good laugh!

1st: the Macro info at top had me rolling , "..and watch FuckUpMyShit.mac liberate you from your material possessions"

2nd: Maskoi's brilliant idea of furthering FuckUpMyShit by turning this into a loop! LOL

Thanks for the laughs yall!!

 

[soulmonger]

Might as well make it destroy all your money and anything you may have in the bank and shared bank too...

 

[gse7en]

Might as well make it destroy all your money and anything you may have in the bank and shared bank too...

I haven't needed to do that yet, is that a feature you need? It would be trivial to add it. I just run the macro and if there's anything in the bank that needs empty, I move it to my inventory and run the macro again. Not something I had thought about but could add it if you'd like.

 

[soulmonger]

Might help break my near 20 year addiction to this game if I had absolutely nothing... but who am I kidding? I'd just start over eventually.

 

[EQbackagain]

It doesn't remove your equipped gear before doing this so it's a fail for forward thinking IMO

 

[gse7en]

Might help break my near 20 year addiction to this game if I had absolutely nothing... but who am I kidding? I'd just start over eventually.

It doesn't remove your equipped gear before doing this so it's a fail for forward thinking IMO

I was just about to say this. It leaves bags, currency, and gear so it would do nothing for addiction. There IS, however, buried deep in the annals of RedGuides, a macro that does precisely this. THIS macro, however, is much more functional for daily or weekly use. I'm a digital hoarder and inventory builds up with a huge amount of useless bullshit I don't need nor want. It's also great for doing frequent /testcopies. It really is a liberating sensation. Seeing 200+ empty inventory spaces is a glorious thing. Just remember to bank the important shit, like your epic or fellowship or other clickies, first. OR.....be hardcore and don't bank important stuff. I don't actually care. I don't know you, lets keep it that way.

 

[Thalondor]

LOL! This is hilarious. At first I was being really serious reading the initial post. Good stuff.

I'd just start over eventually.

^^ Exactly! 1-3 year break. Start over; new server and new chars.

 

[Frimp]

I just had to look.

 

[rhb]

When you have 10 bags full of trash... this is actually really useful

Just gonna edit it to run through the bags I want deleted.

 

[Ladon]

I take this one step further and run this every so often

Sub Main
    /declare i int local
    /for i 0 to 34
        /if (!${InvSlot[${i}].Item.ID}) /continue
        /itemnotify ${i} leftmouseup
        /delay 3s ${Cursor.ID}
        /destroy
    /next i
/endmac